Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  2. GrizzliesDrew

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    Huh. Weird
     
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  3. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Big Pharma said no.
     
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  4. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  5. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Imagine being excited about being a journalist, wanting to hold those in power accountable, and then your editor assigns you to follow the Loomer campaign and you have to go to all of her events. That’d be my 13th reason, I tell you hwat
     
  6. BudKilmer

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    Anyone who voted for this imbecile should be dropped into the deepest section of the pacific
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  8. BudKilmer

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    RESPECT THE TROOPS
     
  9. BudKilmer

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    Kelly is such a bitch for sitting on this :laugh:
     
  10. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Can’t say I’m a fan of this. But this is what happens when you hire a Christian nationalist as the chief of police years after he got away with murdering a couple of civilians.
     
  11. Illinihockey

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    they should behave like those generals and try to blow that dipshit up
     
  12. Drown ‘Em

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    I would have loved to seen Trump’s reaction when Kelly said the last part.
     
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  13. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Thank goodness all those ppl stayed in their jobs as guardrails.
     
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  14. Drown ‘Em

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    I guess I could have just read the article before my last post:
    But, of course, Trump did not know that. “No, no, no, they were totally loyal to him,” the President replied. In his version of history, the generals of the Third Reich had been completely subservient to Hitler; this was the model he wanted for his military. Kelly told Trump that there were no such American generals, but the President was determined to test the proposition.

    lol
     
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  15. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Well, I’m on board for that, now that you mention it
     
  16. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    this line would have been pretty bad ass if true
     
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  17. pez

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    Trump toilet photos are just what everyone wanted

     
  18. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    I figured the white house toilets would be much fancier
     
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  19. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Lmao at Stefanik’s name showing in the toilet
     
  20. Bruce Wayne

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    Really expected one his toilets to be lined with skid marks
     
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  21. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    We are shocked

     
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  22. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    good thing this is behind a paywall
     
  23. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I’m sure it must really pain Peter to report that
     
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  24. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    you'll know exactly how well Penn State, Notre Dame, and the Steelers are doing this season based on the attendance to these rallies.
    :twocents:
     
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  25. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    and also by their records and by watching the teams play
     
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  26. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    ok, well, you know what i mean... Pennsyltuckians ain't showing up for a second tier trump rally if there's night games to watch
     
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  27. enjj

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    I don’t know what’s more shocking…that he admits it or that chuds don’t have a problem with his treasonous behaviour.
     
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  28. Mix

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    Please give me dueling rallies by Trump close by.
     
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  29. Josey Wales

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    Really need tampering with democracy to carry a fuck around and find out punishment. 5 year mandatory minimum? Hang the bastards? I’m open to hearing opinions.
     
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  30. VASooner

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    There's 100% that DeSantis won't be the VP after they tear each other apart in the Primary... right?
     
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  31. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    DeSantis has a Ted Cruz vibe so I could see him just taking it on the chin and accepting an offer for VP. Trump is going to air every grievance he has against the state of Florida at him and probably mock his wife and children.
     
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  32. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Until his handlers tell him to bend the knee and he does
     
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  33. lazy bum

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    They don’t think it’s treasonous. When one part has successfully demonized the other party so much that their followers believe they are well and truly “Unamerican” there is nothing their party can do that is bad or wrong as long as it’s spun as fighting against the Democrats. They are “at war” to save the country in their minds.

    It’s something I’ve seen in evangelical Christendom for years living in the south, so of course it’s now the Republican MO nationwide.
     
  34. Drown ‘Em

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    Seems like an effective ad. And it’s from anti-Trump/Walker republicans.
     
  35. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Depends. She a Democrat?
     
  36. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    If Trump runs Desantis just won't run. He will continue to build his Florida dictatorship.
     
  37. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I could see this more than going VP. He’ll just get more dictator like power if trump is in office so why leave what you got going?
     
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  38. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    ^ Tend to agree. There are lots of horrendous ppl like Noem that Trump can plug in as VP.
     
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  39. fattus

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    Alright, the speculation in here is getting out of control.
     
  40. NilesIrish

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    Notre Dame?
     
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  41. Vito Corleone

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    After a fascist or cult leader either dies or is removed from power, the transition is never seamless. The unifying element in this new coalition is Trump, not some singular policy or ideology. He isn't the type to anoint his successor, and thus the internal splitting is inevitable and will have many options. It'll be messy, and yes the right wing mass will still vote in their minds for "the lesser of two evils", but there will be enough fraying from his coalition that makes the election attainable.
     
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  42. Can I Spliff it

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    Thank god thune and other republican senators went to the mat so domestic abusers could keep their guns
     
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  43. Paddy Murphy

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    Correct, but because it’s political suicide for DeSantis. He will just stay the governor of Florida, watch Trump lose, and then coast to victory in 28.
     
  44. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Mush-brained Republicans: “I’m pro-gun, and she seems like a bitch, so this is good.”
     
  45. CaneKnight

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    As awful as Bobert is, people are going to willingly sign up to vote for Walker who is somehow even worse than Bobert
     
  46. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  47. dome foam

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  48. NYGator

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