Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    What kinda of self respecting woke leftist gets their grande peppermint mocha at a fucking Starbucks?
     
  2. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I do
     
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  3. NoNatty

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    I am a sucker for pumpkin cream cold brew. No kink shaming.
     
  4. Can I Spliff it

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    "You do you, and ill do me"
    ::uses the power of the state to harrass and attack trans people and their families::
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

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    I’d rather listen to what she likes in men than what he does.
     
  6. Can I Spliff it

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  7. pearl

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  8. Truman

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    Im pretty fluent in Chud, but I have no clue what they’re trying to say w the Chinese genocide bill.
     
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  9. enjj

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    Those poor buggers.
     
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  10. pez

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    abortion is clearly Chinese communist plot to overthrow the US World Order
     
  11. Daniel Ocean

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    probably has something to do with the one child rule in China and idk if it’s real but people killing their daughters in order to try and have a son.
     
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  12. pez

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    not conspiratory enough
     
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  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I saw this earlier and I don't think it's her. This lady's nose looks significantly better, I don't know why MTG would have gotten plastic surgery to make her nose uglier later in life.
     
  14. Can I Spliff it

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    True but also i thought the tweet was just funny
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    Orly
    Sand Hook Truther alert
     
  16. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    The Dunkin’ brown sugar cold brew is like crack to me
     
  17. bertwing

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    Fayetteville is such a weird mix of insanely conservative and liberal people that it seems like it’s a ticking timebomb.
     
  18. Iron Mickey

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    that’s fayettenam not fayettevegas
     
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  19. IV

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    I don’t think so, I think this is more of a happy coincidence
     
  20. JGator1

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    Seems like most college towns tbh, Gainesville goes blue because of students but ACRs (Alachua County Residents) are generally what you’d expect from anywhere non-urban Florida.
     
  21. infected donkey

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    Title is wrong, its north carolina not our funky Fayetteville.
     
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  22. ~ taylor ~

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    Garrett Saldano is a chub moron who couldn't get 20% of the MI GOP primary, but he's got a little cult following. I've seen a number of t-shirts and flag - even a boat flag - the last couple weeks in Northern Michigan. Nothing for the actual GOP candidate for MI Gov. I guess this way they can't lose, because he's not running in the general.
     
  23. bertwing

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    Thought it was weird I hadn’t heard about this but figured it was because I was drunk for about 36 straight hours this weekend
     
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  24. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    isn't this what THEHEBREW1 is about?
     
  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    He's a Black Israelite.
     
  26. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Absolutely not and he’d call Allen West all kinds of insults I’m sure.
     
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  27. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Miss his threads
     
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  28. BudKilmer

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    and he’d be 100% correct :yousoright:
     
  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    And it would be hilarious. As Hebrew 1 thread on Allen west would be great
     
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  30. bhrangerfan0809

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    I forgot Paul Finebaum was in this
     
  31. Illinihockey

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    Didn’t know where to put this

     
  32. JGator1

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    Discovery must’ve been fun

     
  33. CaneKnight

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    Hey this is what those people wanted.
     
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  34. Josey Wales

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    Dems need to always run great campaigns because being a shit head or total POS is not disqualifying in American politics across most states.
     
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  35. CaneKnight

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    Openly campaigning against black history being taught in schools as well as hatred of gay people and making it illegal to even mention them in schools makes you a presidential candidate in America
     
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  36. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Thankfully Politico has always been garbage so there won’t be much change. The central fact is there is more to report on fascism than normal as we see it politics. We’re fucked.

     
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  37. CaneKnight

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    guy probably owns Nazi paraphernalia
     
  38. Truman

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    Sure seems like the media is shifting to an even more troubling landscape.
     
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  39. Xander Crews

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    This piece of shit


    Asked about the email, Döpfner initially responded with a forceful denial. “That’s intrinsically false,” he said. “That doesn’t exist. It has never been sent and has never been even imagined.”

    When shown a printout of the text, Döpfner allowed a glimmer of recognition. It’s possible, he said, that he may have sent the email “as an ironic, provocative statement in the circle of people that hate Donald Trump,” because that’s exactly the kind of ironic, provocative thing that Döpfner, a garrulous and enthusiastic texter, likes to do.

    “That is me,” he said. “That could be.”
     
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  40. steamengine

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    The algorithm demands it
     
  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    My German Heritage Nazi warning bells are going off
     
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  42. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Eli Roth couldn't have casted a more perfect looking cranium
     
  43. Prospector

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    "F*** You, Brandon"


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    Karma's a son of a bitch, ain't it?

    NASCAR driver at the center of 'Let's go Brandon' may have to skip races in 2022 due to a lack of sponsorship

    Maybe some questionable branding choices for the young driver?

    The 28-year-old meekly attempted to stay apolitical in the weeks after his Talladega win and even claimed to the New York Times in a December profile that he didn’t want to be political. Less than two weeks after that profile, Brown and his family team leaned fully into the politicization and said it had a deal with a Let’s Go Brandon-themed cryptocurrency to sponsor his car for the full season despite NASCAR’s public denouncement of the phrase.

    You did your research before you threw in with a super polarizing startup cryptocurrency, right?

    The cryptocurrency had a minuscule value at the time of the premature announcement and quickly cratered. According to CoinBase, the coin is effectively worthless and there’s been no trading of since late March. It's also a central part of an ethics investigation into Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC).

    Going all in for a sponsor relationship that is so offensive NASCAR distances itself and disallows it, AND poisons your name so no one else will touch you in a "sport" completely dependent on sponsorship to compete. Ah, so sorry that didn't work out for you, chuckles. Fuck you, Brandon, you dumbass
     
  44. snowfx2

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  45. BellottiBold

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    Now Congress plz thx
     
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  46. ashy larry

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