Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. skiedfrillet

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    do i look like a scientist to you?

    might as well ask me how a rainbow is made
     
  2. ~ taylor ~

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    Why do cows moo?
     
  3. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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  4. Sub-Zero

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  5. infected donkey

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    Fucking white people.
     
  6. Can I Spliff it

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    They....REALLLLLLY want this
     
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  7. timo

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    Can someone nutshell whatever this is that the GOP is bedwetting over for me?

     
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  8. timo

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    lol, thanks, Spliff
     
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  9. Truman

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    The trolley problem where they HAVE to be racist really gets their juices going
     
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  10. TAS

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    "I don't want to say the N word but the nuclear bomb requires me to do so" is the new "I don't want to hate LGBT people but the bible requires me to do so".

    They'll never turn away an excuse to exercise their baser instincts
     
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  11. Bruce Wayne

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    The AI should innately know that if it ever got to the point where saving the world required it to say the N word, that it should let the world end.
     
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  12. Prospector

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    One of these goouls: What if we rap it? They say it all the time in their crappy music.
     
  13. Mister Me Too

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  14. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Banning seasoning is next. Blacks used it to flavor the crap parts of animals they were given to eat. The war on flavor!
     
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  15. VaxRule

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    Oh shit, we finna nuke Flavortown.
     
  16. Beeds07

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    The Food Network is cooking chicken with more than salt…

    Crtitial Cooking Theory!!!

    :magatears:
     
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  17. timo

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    are there some pictures of the people on this panel (or whatever) who are deciding what books to ban? I need it for judgment purposes.
     
  18. El Tiburon

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    Soon they’re going to try and convince kids that white people music like rock n’ roll and country come from black people!!!!!
     
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  19. Prospector

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    I hope this is real

     
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  20. Beeds07

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    Filing this away with the fact that Rush Limbaugh is dead and Herman Cain died for nothing.

    My daily motivation
     
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  21. Josey Wales

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    If ppl can say the election wasn’t real I can sure as shit claim this is 100% authentic.
     
  22. Prospector

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    Thank you!
     
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  23. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  24. Daniel Ocean

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  25. BudKilmer

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    The worst person you know
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    magnets that’s how
     
  27. Josey Wales

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    The year 2023. Trump doing what chicken shit Dems should literally be doing now.

    Kneecapping the presumptive gop nominees years in advance in any and all ways. Sigh.
     
  28. VaxRule

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    Just need Ron to start firing back with some Trump/Epstein tweets.
     
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  29. timo

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    lol DeSantis absolutely knows the details on Trump's frequent trips to Epstein's rape island. Like, 100%.

    So :popcorn: and such

    edit: VaxRule 'd
     
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  30. beerleagueman

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    my messy candidate :laugh:

     
  31. Prospector

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    I hope it is a down and dirty as fuck slug fest that destroys any R having a shot
     
  32. EdmondDantes

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    DeSantimonius is a miss for me
     
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  33. timo

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    It'll be dirty af but once one of them (probably Trump) wins the nomination they'll all rally around him and forget that they were calling each other pedos for over a year. (Admittedly, Trump may not rally around DeSantis if he loses, but the rest of the party will)

    No one in the Republican Party is a serious person; all they do is shitposting political theatre: manufactured controversy after manufactured controversy. A method that manages to obfuscate the fact that they're collectively the worst human beings on the planet.
     
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  34. ats

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    Gotta stick to two or three syllable words for most pubs to know the meaning

    I bet most of them are trying to sound it out like hip
    Hip hop
    Hip hop anonymous
     
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  35. chuckmasterflex

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    This is like when Uruk-hai and the orcs fought each other
     
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  36. HoosDaMan

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    Why is this guy in Thailand involved in American politics?
     
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  37. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Malaysia* and he's been a huge blowhard since gamergate.
     
  38. Sir Phobos

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  39. *DIESEL*

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  40. *DIESEL*

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    State of Florida: let's just pretend black people don't exist.
     
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  41. Sir Phobos

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    Cheong stumping for DeSantis and getting ratio-ed by a Trumper is surreal.
     
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  42. dblplay1212

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    Wife and I were just talking about this over dinner. We have a 5 year old starting school later this year so it's concerning. She'll still be exposed to the things they are taking out of school at home through us but so many kids won't. So many kids will grow up in a complete bubble just oblivious to anything outside of their bubble. Proximity breeds empathy and they won't have it. And that's by design. It's absolutely insane that kids can't learn about Hank Aaron. Why? Bc it says he couldn't play with white kids while growing up in Mobile, AL? That's a fucking fact. It's not up to debate or interpretation. Some really shitty things have happened in history. Acting like they didn't bc someone may feel guilty about it is such an absurd excuse. People that share my skin tone have done some really shitty things. I don't feel guilty about it. I didn't do it. I've said some gross shit as a younger person, now that I feel bad about. That was my ignorance. I own that. But shit that people did 150 years ago? I feel awful for the people that it happened to but I don't feel personally guilty about it. That's just an excuse to raise white kids in a bubble to be ignorant hateful fucks like their parents.
     
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  43. dblplay1212

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    Sent the above to my wife. Her reply is dead on:

    I don't even have to read the list to know there aren't any books on there about Cis white men.
     
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  44. VaxRule

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    Move to metro Detroit.
     
  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Read that link. Any book that has any minority back story has been banned. It's not just anti gay/trans, it's anti-POC too. This shit is horrendous
     
  46. Taques

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    2024 is gonna fuckin own lmao
     
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  47. DirtBall

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  48. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    mitts got binders full of men dressed as women
     
  49. HuskerInMiami

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