Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!
     
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  2. Fancy

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    Okay maybe this or the avenatti superhero meme
     
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  3. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This is starting to feel like the end of Casino the way horrible people are dropping. Now all we need is Jim Jordan and Marge in a cornfield being handled with baseball bats.
     
  4. nexus

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    Go with “Who are you gonna believe: A fake blonde with giant boobs or Stormy Daniels?”
     
  5. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Regular Wilt Chamberlain over here
     
  6. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Like turning on the lights in an old abandoned building and watching the cockroaches all scurry away.
     
  7. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    AI-generated pornography is getting so good these days!
     
  8. Tobias

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    my sources say the death penalty, for paying off stormy, being considered for donnie. i am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
     
  9. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Too liberal but not overly online unfortunately. The Avenatti one is perfect. That said -- my day is ruined bc of my job. Unfair!
     
  10. Tobias

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    The Real UT your political hero is a super serious guy and totally not an idiot

     
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  11. NYGator

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    a couple of my favs...

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  12. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Small government! States rights!
     
  13. ned's head

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    While true, bartimoro is probably the absolute worst wine barrell to hitch your wagon to in this case
     
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  14. lomcevak

    lomcevak The suck zone
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    Oh ffs. Sometimes I wonder if I should keep my NYT sub

     
  15. ned's head

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    The only way to stop abuse of power is to do a little abuse of power
     
  16. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Why wait? I'm starting now!!!
     
  17. nexus

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    this is your annual reminder that Rand Paul is such an insecure fucking bitch that he got openly furious when someone said he looked like Ted Mosby because he wore red cowboy boots to a fucking basketball game.
     
  18. glimmer

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    yeah, you should cancel that ASAP
     
  19. glimmer

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    among numerous other reasons
     
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  20. Tommy Jefferson

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    I’ve refreshed this page so many times hoping for an update I think it’s going to melt
     
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  21. RSK

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    youre the type of person to have democracy dies in darkness on our social media header aren't you
     
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  22. lomcevak

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    Lol fuck no
     
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  23. ClemPson

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    This is me all day between this thread and the fuck around and find out thread.
     
  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I thought it was leaked that if he wasn't indicted Monday then it would be Wednesday?
     
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  25. Tommy Jefferson

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    DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING THE MSM TELLS YOU?! TRUMP PROMISED ME IT WOULD BE TODAY.
     
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  26. chuckmasterflex

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    I’m hard pressed to think of anyone as transparently full of shit as Tulsi Gabbard
     
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  27. Truman

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    You may not agree with Hitler on Foreign Policy, but he has an independent, unorthodox view that grows out of his unique experience as an unappreciated artist with PTSD as a veteran of WW1. We may not always agree, but I was proud to tell him he's my friend as he put me on a train to some resort he told me about!
     
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  28. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Are we at the fireworks factory yet?
     
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  29. ned's head

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    One final insult to the patriots who spent all day yesterday protesting and took tomorrow off, only to have it go down while they're doing chores for 'ma
     
  30. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Happy to report none of my friends support the Assad regime.
     
  31. herb.burdette

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    There is a 10-15% chance my dad’s 76 year old brother is outraged on Facebook tonight posting these pictures and donating toward some grift account seeking to raise money for bail.
     
  32. BudKilmer

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    I will give my hand a pathetic thump the second we get a trump mug shot or perp walk 18A4C4E5-A3BC-4CEC-A68E-837981CB1D86.jpeg
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/texas-adds-hsbc-energy-sanctions-list-2023-03-21/

    Small Gov't Republicans at it again

     
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  34. PeterGriffin

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    Ok, highly recommend you all click that ai-generated tweet thread, it has a cohesive narrative and a likely conclusion.
     
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  35. BudKilmer

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    like Melania wouldn’t be fucking stoked that Donald was in jail





    would be funny to see Don jr assault an officer and get tased
     
  36. herb.burdette

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    bwi2 it’s been a while since I did any meaningful Con Law, but has the unconstitutional conditions doctrine been extended to corporations since they became people with civil rights?
     
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  37. BudKilmer

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    Oh Tucker Swanson you bow tied fuck stick you are so close
     
  38. Bruce Wayne

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    That's not very free market of him
     
  39. Hank Scorpio

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    Tucker actually making a good point (2 really) makes it almost impossible for me to believe that video is real.
     
  40. El Tiburon

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    Holy shit, Tucker spoke for more than 4 seconds and I didn’t disagree with anything he said. Looks like it’s time for me to shuffle off this mortal coil.
     
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  41. Truman

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    My dudes - that is a classic fascist two step. Acknowledge the issue from a populist perspective, then take that resentment/frustration and direct it towards a scapegoat whose fault it is.

    The woke are ruining our culture and economy. They are why you cant have these nice things previous generations did.
     
  42. Illinihockey

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    hes not dumb, he’s a liar and a grifter
     
  43. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    Lmao wat

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  44. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Did you even take into consideration this Churchill quote?

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  45. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  46. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 FSU Seminoles 2020 National Champions
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    My best friend went to the same high school as him. At an alumni meeting they were at the same table. Tucker said I don’t care if my kids are Democrats they can vote how they want. Based on the conversation it was very clear to him that Tucker is just a successful grifter.