Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Sanjuro

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    Anyone that starts their Twitter bio with “Christ Follower” is just going to be the drizzling shits.
     
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  2. Can I Spliff it

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  3. Prospector

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  4. DirtBall

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    Biden’s Bullies strike again. SMDH.

     
  5. Doc Louis

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    Oh no they arrested Chris Gaines
     
  6. dblplay1212

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    "Out of the blue" aka declared unfit for habitation 6 months prior due to floods

     
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  7. Can I Spliff it

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  8. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yes I'm sure it's far better working for Trump

    I'm glad Desantis made their lives miserable. I hope he makes lots more republicans' lives miserable. Go Fat Ron nfm
     
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  9. Bricktop the white

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    100% it is. Trump is a tv star who can be easily placated and is absolutely uninterested in the details on how anything works. Seems like youd be largely left alone. Trump also seems devoid of any genuine political beliefs vs true believer meatball ron
     
  10. Hoss Bonaventure

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    As long as you compliment trump and agree with everything he says he’d probably be pretty nice to you. I mean he’d turn on you in a second, but if you just kissed his ass he probably wouldn’t be that bad.
     
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  11. Sanjuro

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    You really have to be a despised shit heel to make Trump look like the better choice.
     
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  12. DuckKin

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    Trump is not, by any measure, the better choice.
     
  13. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Unless you love wiping sticky ketchup residue off his chubby, small fingers several times per day
     
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  14. ned's head

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    They both suck, but you at least have give this to trump: he's pretty likely to die in the next 5 years
     
  15. HowdyHorns

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    Only the good die young…

    per Iron Maiden
     
  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Pieces of humanoid garbage like Trump always live to be 100
     
  17. Beeds07

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    One side is cleaning steak ketchup off his fat face, the other is cleaning pudding of his fat fingers.

    decisions, decisions.
     
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  18. Can I Spliff it

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    Ron is worse than trump. Not by toooo much, but enough
     
  19. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Let's just not have this debate and instead content ourselves that both candidates have willing young college republican staffers who now spend much of their days not wanting to be alive anymore
     
  20. bro

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    Ron isn’t even going to announce a run so he can act like he never “lost” to trump
     
  21. Sub-Zero

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    Ron’s skin is wayyy thinner than trumps which is astounding
     
  22. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    With zero pushback. Imagine if he actually had to campaign and get real (for todays age) questions
     
  23. Can I Spliff it

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    Trumps vindictiveness is curtailed a little bit by his laziness. Ron's isnt.

    Theyre both huge assholes still
     
  24. Hank Scorpio

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    I have a feeling the Republican nominee won't leave the conservative bubble
     
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  25. EdmondDantes

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    I think Biden will smoke Trump whereas I'm a little less certain about Meatball Ron, therefore go Trump go
     
  26. steamengine

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    Chuck Todd was trying to juice pudding’s chances on his show this morning. He even went so far as to analogize him to Obama in 07.
     
  27. Prospector

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    Seeing rumblings of several billionaires and gop ops trying to run a "moderate" dem to draw Dem votes away from Biden, like when Gore "lost" FL by 500 votes because of Nader or Clinton winning because of Ross Pero(sic?)
     
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  28. newengland

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    I have a bottle of champagne ready to go when Chuck Todd dies
     
  29. Prospector

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    Again, doesn't appear to be trans,
     
  30. dblplay1212

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    This shit is so gross. They shut down the border for a few years. When they realized that cut off all of their cheap labor, their answer is to literally put kids to work. Evil mf'ers.
     
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  31. *DIESEL*

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  32. Illinihockey

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  33. Name P. Redacted

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    That’s what I thought in 2016 and put money on it.
     
  34. Can I Spliff it

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    Doesnt seem enforceable #tmblawyers?
     
  35. Detlef Schrempf

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    I’m assuming that non disparagement clause came with a fat check from the developer.
     
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  36. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Why do all the things that happen to pedophiles keep happening to police?
     
  37. Gotch Yarbrough

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    Why would they WANT to talk to the news? Handle that shit in court and stay as far away from local media and the loonies who interact with it as possible.
     
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  38. JGator1

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    Guy is somehow related to Ed Orgeron
     
  39. steamengine

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    I still can’t believe Cheryl Hines is married to this shithead. Not that I thought she was morally above it or anything but I’d prefer my tv characters to not do bad stuff.

     
  40. JGator1

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    I genuinely don’t feel bad describing him speaking as croaking out bs. Like with so many of these dickheads but him in particular trying to push an antivax agenda i wanna hear an interviewer grill him on where he’d be without his last name.
     
  41. AptosDuck

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    ??? You only say "Fuck that guy," she's actually doing it
     
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  42. bro

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  43. Hoss Bonaventure

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  44. snowfx2

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  45. Mister Me Too

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    This man puts Candice and Whitlock to shame:

     
  46. Hank Scorpio

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  47. TAS

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    America is going to have to reject Meatball forcing himself upon her like Elaine had to reject the rabbi's advances
     
  48. Truman

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    This was somehow worse than I expected
     
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