Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    McConnell endorsed him, what a bitch
     
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  2. GrizzliesDrew

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    Apparently turtles AREN'T vertebrates
     
  3. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  5. Can I Spliff it

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    Wow 9 years to get there
     
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  6. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Very brave Mr Mayo
     
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  7. Sanjuro

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    Can’t trust a former ball player who averaged 33 walks a year.
     
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  8. chuckmasterflex

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    We’ve absolutely had the fascists pants down trading the beret for football.
     
  9. dump

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    NC is a very weird state politically like somebody said yesterday

    Josh Stein should beat him and hopefully Cooper campaigns with Stein
     
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  10. Josey Wales

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    I posed a question about Haley having a spine last night.

    It would actually be smart of trump to suck it up and tab Haley as vp. The back stop of a neocon in the room with Trump is probably too much for Biden to overcome tbh.

    She’d have to agree to pardon him if need be and then he’d be president emeritus.
     
  11. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Scanners that spot smuggled fentanyl at the border sit unused because Republicans have not provided the funding to install them
    Republicans love loudly honking about drugs coming across the border and the opioid epidemic ravaging small-town America when they can blame Democrats for it, but when it comes to actually *doing* anything about the crisis, they don't seem to have much urgency. Customs and Border Protection has spent millions of taxpayer dollars on the most up-to-date, high-tech scanners to spot fentanyl crossing the southern US border, but most of them are sitting in boxes because the GOP blocked the funding request to install them. These scanners are key to helping stop the flow of deadly drugs across the border, which are brought in almost entirely by American citizens or Mexican nationals with legal authorization to cross the border (and nearly NO super scary "migrants") and hidden everywhere you can imagine — but once again, the GOP is the primary obstacle to progress in America.
     
  12. Andy Reocho

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    Need to wait until November to do that, so they can scare people during Halloween
     
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  13. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    given Sliwa's connections :airquote: and how his racket operates, I probably wouldn't pursue this.
     
  14. IV

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    wont be enough, they’re all in the shit now
     
  15. Tug

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    Trump is going to end up naming one of his kids as his “VP”. That’s how we finally descend into a monarchy. It will probably be Ivanka
     
  16. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I'm still team coronary artery infarction for trump between now and November
     
  17. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    He’s never going to die. The man has eaten nothing but McDonalds, KFC, mainlined Diet Coke, and snorted uppers for decades and he’s still upright.
     
  18. JGator1

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    Too bad John Gotti Jrs people were incompetent.
     
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  19. Tug

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    I assume there is a funny story here that I’m definitely going to browse the internet for later
     
  20. JGator1

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  22. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    The motive was laughable. The Gambino crime family doesn't shoot you in the dick for being mean on an AM radio show.
     
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  23. Trip McNeely

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    :chan: April 30 release date

    Britt Reid expected early release from prison, even before surprise commutation from Parson

    Former Chiefs assistant coach Britt Reid was expecting to be released from prison early, but Missouri Gov. Mike Parson’s commutation of his sentence made it sooner than he anticipated, his attorney in his divorce proceedings said in a statement.

    Reid, who was convicted of driving while intoxicated and causing a crash that severely injured a 5-year-old girl, anticipated being released April 30 due to time served and completing an intensive treatment program while in custody, said Katie McClaflin, Reid’s attorney.

    “He learned of the commutation the day prior to being released. Now that he is out of prison, he’ll continue focusing on maintaining sobriety and being an engaged and present father to his three children,” McClaflin said.

    Parson’s decision comes as Reid faces a contested divorce case involving his wife, Kristen Reid, that has often focused on the couple’s finances and the family’s significant spending.

    His release came hours before his commutation became public knowledge. He remains under parole supervision, the Missouri Department of Corrections said Monday.

    Reid, 38, will serve the rest of his sentence under house arrest, according to Parson’s office.

    Reid, who is the son of Chiefs head coach Andy Reid, pleaded guilty to a single felony charge of driving while intoxicated, causing serious injury, for the Feb. 4, 2021 crash.

    The pickup Reid was driving slammed into one of two vehicles on the side of the entrance ramp along Interstate 435, near the team’s practice facility.

    Ariel Young, who was 5 years old at the time, was a passenger in one of the vehicles. Ariel suffered a traumatic brain injury and spent 11 days in a coma.

    He was driving 83 mph two seconds before the collision and had had a serum blood alcohol content of 0.113 about two hours after the crash, prosecutors said. The legal limit is 0.08, according to Missouri law.

    Reid pleaded guilty in September 2022 and the following month was sentenced to three years in prison.

    In commuting Reid’s sentence, Parson’s office said he had served more time than most others convicted of a similar crime.

    Parson’s decision came under harsh criticism, including from members of his party. Critics condemned the action as aiding a man of privilege and connections while inflicting further pain on Ariel Young’s family.

    In a written statement from the governor’s office to a series of questions from The Star on Tuesday, Parson expressed his “deepest sympathy” to the girl’s family.

    Parson, the statement said, “expresses his deepest sympathy for any additional heartache this commutation has caused the Young Family, as that was certainly not his intention.”
     
  24. dblplay1212

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    Not sure what your point is? He got out earlier than he expected. I don't see that as a net negative that you do.
     
  25. ned's head

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  26. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Tie them fucking to it, outright lie if you need to in attack ads. Republicans do it all the time!
     
  27. Mister Me Too

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    I still can’t believe that this guy has claimed that he never had a bank account and that the media just shrugged their shoulders and went along with that explanation.
     
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  28. Tommy Jefferson

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    So on one hand cops are assholes. On the other hand DOJ/ATF/FBI aren’t the law enforcement agencies I typically consider being the most egregious forms of bad policing.

    Regardless, funny to hear that cops are bad and we need fewer of them coming from a republican leader. Politicians bend themselves into the most precarious pretzels sometimes.
     
  29. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  30. Trip McNeely

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    Can someone explain why liking amazing boobs is anti-woke? Normally I'm at least able to track their insanity, but I'm at a loss on this one.
     
  31. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    turned against the American people... that broke the law.
     
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  32. Can I Spliff it

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    Theyre trying to find a hot white girl to build a narrative around to counterbalance taylor swift.

    Sidney has probably shown too much for the trads too outwardly get behind
     
  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I thought the article would use the angle of "libs despise objectifying women and hate consensual sex" or something and instead it was "libs think all women are beautiful, but the reality is many of them are ugly and Sweeny is hot."
     
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  34. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Saying woke=disliking boobs is a false flag attack in the culture war. I will personally launch the ICBM's before I cede any ground in that battle.
     
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  35. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    world class tits aside, that's kind of a shitty picture of her :comicbookguy:

    :welpseeyalater:
     
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  36. Nole0515

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    playing Addy roulette (splitting a time release) was always fun. Who's gonna pass out first then wake up like Frankenstein and be up all night
     
  37. ned's head

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    These are the people that believe oral sex is a battery jumpstart and that the ass era is over. It's an all out assault on holes imo
     
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  38. Charles DeMar

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  39. ned's head

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  40. Charles DeMar

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  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    NC is going to elect this man. Lord
     
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  42. Illinihockey

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    No they aren’t
     
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    100% they will. Easily
     
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  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's a shame he's so awful and can influence so much, because he's legitimately hilarious.
     
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  45. dump

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    Yes they will
     
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