Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. Nole0515

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    probably wanted to sound like Tom Waits when he was younger so he screamed into a pillow till his voice sounded like that
     
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  2. jbr

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    It turns frogs trans and gives Kennedys throat cancer
     
  3. Nole0515

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  4. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  5. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I would legitimately listen to a full audiobook narrated by Donald Trump if it meant I never had to hear that RFK Jr voice ever again.
     
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  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    toooo beeee fair fuck Gonzaga
     
  7. Jimmy the Saint

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    Aside from the very, very, very long list of other reasons he would never be elected, no one wants to fucking listen to that.
     
  8. WhiskeyDelta

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    We've known frogs are trans since the original Jurassic Park came out; I'm just surprised it's become a right wing talking point in the last 5-10 years.
     
  9. Starscream

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    Has he never seen Jurassic park?
     
  10. WhiskeyDelta

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    Gotcha biiiiiiiitch
     
  11. nexus

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    we're all Zags tomorrow my guy
     
  12. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    He had some disease that affected his vocal cords. Probably due to Kennedy inbreeding.
     
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  13. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    It took me half a second then I smiled.
     
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  14. Nole0515

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  15. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    if that's how tall illegals are, might I suggest they route some of those buses to Lincoln, NE
     
  16. Nole0515

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    that one black women who accidentally voted in Texas got 5 years and another black woman in Memphis got 6 years. How many years did he get?
     
  17. ned's head

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  18. Doc Louis

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    All the chemtrails he's inhaled
     
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  19. Illinihockey

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    a $5000 fine
     
  20. Nole0515

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    thats about qwhite. Also the reason he couldnt vote was because he didnt pay his restitution. He aint gonna pay that fine
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

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    The convention is a marketing event. This is just performative marketing. Though they seem to buy their own bullshit at this point.
     
  22. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    We can fire her but you can’t
     
  23. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Didn’t they just fire her? :idk:
     
  24. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  25. snowfx2

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    Now let’s get Citizens United overturned Charlie and see how low the money will really go

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  26. DuffandMuff

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    Made it to his pronunciation in the #92 clip. Laughed out loud then stoppped watching.
     
  27. Mr. Bean

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    Forgot how funny some of those were

    Tossing the paper towels to people like pop-a-shot and the brushing dandruff off of Macrons lapel are :laugh:
     
  28. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    the 4 seasons fiasco was an omission.

    I forgot he complimented Frederick Douglass on what a great job he's been doing. just the dumbest person alive.
     
  29. Can I Spliff it

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    We love goading weird freaks in to holy wars, dont we folks?
     
  30. PeterGriffin

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    I am missing a great deal of context regarding this red cow that I don’t know if I want.
     
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  31. Schadenfred

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    Russia: "The Ukrainians are Nazis!"
    Also Russia:
     
  32. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  33. Fran Tarkenton

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    How it Started

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    GOP tackling crime and inflation
     
  34. Illinihockey

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  35. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Maybe this will lead to citizen united being overturned
     
  36. Bruce Bowen

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    I got you NBC, here is your recap of CPAC
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  37. Ralph

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    Tripling down. This guy must have a public humiliation kink:

     
  38. Can I Spliff it

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  39. chuckmasterflex

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    You can’t tell if this was written by a child, an AI program, or Lara Trump herself.
     
  40. Redav

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    On a fundamental level they don't get art and what makes it good and bad
     
  41. Redav

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    Also lol at having my ups and downs. I'm sure life has been real hard