Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NYGator

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  2. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Somebody just learned the word conflicted today.
     
  3. Tug

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    My favorite part of this speech is the “never fight up hill” comments paired with the MyPillow ad. Every time I hear “never fight MyPillow”
     
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  4. NYGator

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    Yes, the my pillow ad was fantastic.
     
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    :roll:
     
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  6. Can I Spliff it

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    Dont startle pepaw while he's sleeping
     
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  7. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    The juror who listens to Car Talk is my dawg
     
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  8. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Just added trump as a sticker on my
    Phone. great pic.
     
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  9. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  10. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    RIP in peace, Tom
     
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  11. texasraider

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    Some excellent candidates for face smiley additions to the-mainboard.com
     
  12. Redav

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    What's going on here
     
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  13. NYGator

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    Obviously the ark of the covenant was opened in court.

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  14. chuckmasterflex

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    Never fight up hill, me boys. Is a thing I'm going to say whenever those communists Automatons are giving me and the lads absolutely what for in HellDivers 2.
     
  15. NYGator

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    should be thread title

    Never fight up hill, me boys.
     
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  16. afb

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    I have seen enough

    he will not get convicted
     
  17. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Tim Ryan outraised JD Vance $56,405,059 to $15,233,132 in 2022 in Ohio’s race.

    McConnell backed outside groups spent $36.2 million and Peter Thiel another $15 million on Vance to close the gap.
     
  18. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  19. Prospector

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    yep, that's a hung jury imo
     
  20. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Puerto Rican grandad who finds Trump fascinating and mysterious is #1 draft pick to hang this jury
     
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  21. steamengine

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    Billy Barr said he’s voting for Trump lmao
     
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  23. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    fuck your walls.
     
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  24. dblplay1212

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    Pump day. It's a meme stock.

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  25. Lyrtch

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    Johnson going to get booted potentially but interesting he caved to let this through
     
  26. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  28. dump

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    what if he takes you up on this offer
     
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  29. texasraider

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    $26 billion for Israel to bomb Gaza but $9 billion of that to help Gaza from the bombing

    It's like adding a $9 stop to CVS for tums to your $20 Uber Eats order of pizza
     
  30. Tug

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    Eat my ass steamengine
     
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    When it comes down to the United States has decided that killing as many Palestinians as possible is >>>>> lives of white aid workers.
     
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  32. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  33. Gallant Knight

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  34. Daniel Ocean

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    I hope you’re right but I have yet to see him face any real or serious consequences. Everything has worked in his favor at the last second.
     
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  35. Can I Spliff it

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    Merchan apologized if anyone in court was offended by the joke but seemed disinclined to consider the social media habits of jurors’ family members. Nevertheless, as several journalists noted, Trump could be seen studying a printout of the meme. “He does not look amused at all,” the Times reported.
     
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  36. Andy Reocho

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    I was simply making a joke because the same(mostly accurate) things gets said once every 10-20 pages
     
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  37. dump

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  38. Gallant Knight

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    did you miss the $500,000,000?
     
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  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    A literal extortion racket JFC
     
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  40. Daniel Ocean

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    did you miss that fact that the bond was lowered at the last second, that it was miraculously paid at the last second and that they somehow proved that the money was there at the last second? So he hasn’t paid anything and was (as I said) saved at the last second. So kindly eat my ass big boi
     
  41. Vito Corleone

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    I didn't think American politics could be monetized more yet here we are lmbo
     
  42. Gallant Knight

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    finally :)
     
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  43. HoosDaMan

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    Apparently it’s straight from Soviet Union era propaganda. Someone posted the book he most likely read.
     
  44. fattus

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    While I disagree with this, doesn’t it pretty much already happen and they are just doing this for bonus points?
     
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  45. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Just get a fee black cops to arrest some whites (“What, you don’t have your birth certificate on you to prove you were born here?!?”) and get it pulled back.

    Or get someone to start arresting tourists in NOLA to bring a lot of attention to it.
     
  46. Prospector

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  47. PeterGriffin

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    The Koolaid Man?
     
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  48. The Banks

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    Oh yeah!
     
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