Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    This Melania cosplay has gotten way out of hand
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  2. Randy Dangus

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    I can only imagine this is a MAGA guy and I’m really struggling to figure out what this means. Not sure where else to post.

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  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I think that's just a silly dumb bumper sticker and that person likes opossums.
     
  4. Truman

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    Yeah - I dont get anything poltiical from it. Just a funny/self depreciating thing.
     
  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    Truly amazing that this got into a printed version and they had absolutely 2nd thoughts they'd get called on their bullshit
     
  6. CaneKnight

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    Only people I've ever seen post possum memes like that are most certainly not even close to being right wing.
     
  7. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  8. Tommy Jefferson

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    What a great time to claim that whole puppy murder thing was also made up. “Ope, yea, we also need to correct the thing about Cricket. I loved Cricket and I was devastated when he crossed the rainbow bridge at the old age of 13. Whoever made the understandable mistaken of putting that FICTIONAL story in my book will be held accountable. ”
     
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  9. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Right.

    "also, everything I said publicly in the last few weeks about gunning down dogs, goats, and horses, I was told to say by the book publisher. Their mistake, not mine."
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I wish I had as much faith in anything as you seem to have for the legal system. I’ll be extremely shocked if he spends one second in handcuffs.
     
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  11. Gallant Knight

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    The judge pretty much signaled that next one will be a night in jail
     
  12. CaneKnight

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    You know damn well that's not happening.
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    i hope you’re right and I’m wrong
     
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  14. HowdyHorns

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    I look forward to the secret service arrangement.
     
  15. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    What's all the fuss about secret service arrangements in jail? They sit there and watch him in jail
     
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  16. HowdyHorns

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    In the cell, out of the cell, in the next cell over, by closed circuit tv?? Enquiring minds want to know.
     
  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    In the cell. Let's go with in the cell. There, we got it.
     
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  18. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Plus does SS get to carry inside of the jail? If not (TMB: Could you win a fight with an animal), how many of you think you could take on 1-2 SS agents?
     
  19. CaneKnight

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    Unelss you're a professional-trained fighter your chances of taking out an SS agent are prob next to 0%. Aren't a ton of those guys like highly trained former military????
     
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  20. Eathan Edwards

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    "What does a possum mean in the Bible?

    Positive: Dreaming of a possum could represent that God is dealing with your humility. Even though you humble yourself and may appear as though you're finished, the enemy's pride will cause him to leave thinking he has won while you lay in wait to claim your spoils.

    Spiritually, possums are symbols of adaptability, luck, fertility, self-awareness, and strategic thinking. Seeing a possum cross your path may be a warning to protect yourself against negative people, while seeing a dead possum could be a sign to spend time with your loved ones."

    Learn something new every day.
     
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  21. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Yes but this is TMB where we believe we could beat a grizzly bear into submission
     
  22. EdmondDantes

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    not a big opossum guy
     
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  23. Lyrtch

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    Ehh two current ones I know of are former Clemson players
     
  24. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    adrenochrome

    :warn::warn::warn:
     
  25. Vito Corleone

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    Know some that went into it, and I wouldn’t say they are like formerly highly trained in non lethal combatives in the military. More so they are like Eagle Scouts with impeccable integrity and enough physical proficiency to perhaps become trainable. The ones I knew were former military law enforcement without any form of background hiccups in their entire existence.
     
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  26. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Could, may, could be, may be, perhaps, possibly, perchance, potentially, theoretically, tangentially… need I go on?
     
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  27. CaneKnight

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    I stand corrected, you'd think the guys protecting the president would be the best of the best
     
  28. Vito Corleone

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    Those guys probably are a few notches above the ones that say protect the SecDef’s wife when she goes to a domestic wedding
     
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  29. CaneKnight

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    Right, I just always assumed most of those dudes were like former special forces or just straight up navy seals
     
  30. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    lotta people who haven’t watched The Sentinel itt letting themselves be known
     
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  31. One of my best friends/roommate in college was on John Kerry and then Hillary Clinton's security detail. I saw him pee in one of my roommate's backpack when he was drunk because he didn't want to walk five extra feet to the bathroom
     
  32. Butthead

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    you saw john kerry's dong?
     
  33. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    There’s one that lives in my town that is in his late 40’s that is a fuckin awkward nerd
     
  34. Daniel Ocean

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    if we’re talking about for contempt then he’d go to a sub station and be in a cell by himself with SS watching on a monitor. If we’re talking actual jail time he’d be PC with the SS watching on a monitor. His movements would be so coordinated no one would be out at the same time and place.
     
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  35. Truman

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    Investment Bankers work insane hours.
     
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  36. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Lookit, I'm very much against the concept of solitary confinement.

    HOWEVAH, for his own safety, locking him up in solitary for a few days with no human contact and no phone would probably be for the best. :twocents:
     
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  37. AptosDuck

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    I'd give him a phone with a dead battery and no way to charge it
     
  38. The Banks

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    Give him 1% and see what he prioritizes
     
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  39. The Banks

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    Or make it a social experiment, like saw.
     
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  40. Daniel Ocean

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    On one hand solitary confinement should be outlawed, but on the other hand fuck him
     
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  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'm a monster who doesn't care about the work conditions of BofA investment bankers.
     
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  42. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Check out the work conditions at BofA deez nuts
     
  43. CaneKnight

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    Yep, met a couple and they seemed as if they were well on their way to burn out. Pays insanely well but I ultimately don’t think it’s worth it due to the hours you have to work. You’re essentially always on call
     
  44. CaneKnight

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    You’re not a monster but we should try always support labor regardless of what they do. Solidarity is important

    with that said, most people who work in those jobs are absolutely pieces of shit who’s faces I'd spit in if given the chance
     
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  45. wes tegg

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    The one I know is an accountant.
     
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  46. Truman

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    One of my friends worked in IB right out of school. Made 150ish right away. We were all envious. But also he could never hang out. Maybe once a month. We broke it down and he was making. Around $23 an hour or something.

    miserable existence
     
  47. BellottiBold

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    :laugh:
     
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  48. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  49. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Loogie CaneKnight is the best CaneKnight