Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    There have been many Trump Administration books, but the best unexplored idea is "Various Antics and Scandals," where the author goes full rabbit hole on all the criminal, stupid, and criminally stupid acts committed by Trump and his cronies from June 16, 2015 to Jan. 20, 2021.

     
  2. OHW

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    She must be too low profile right now to get cancelled but I can't wait until it comes and she has to make movies with Gina Carano for Ben Shapiro.
     
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  3. Can I Spliff it

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    Infrastructure week worked? Lmao
     
  4. Sub-Zero

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    I’m sure local politicians who voted against it but then taking credit may have something to do with it
     
  5. Hank Scorpio

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  6. chuckmasterflex

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  7. bro

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  8. CaneKnight

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    It's too bad she didn't actually put a gun in her mouth and pull the trigger fucking coward. I'm sure she'll continue to be a racist that hates minorities tho.
     
  9. Bruce Wayne

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  10. El Tiburon

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    Of course. Every conservative needs someone to punch down to.
     
  11. wes tegg

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    White collar criminal cases take a long time to build. Richard Scrushy’s (HealthSouth) trial was 5 years after the last of the crimes; Skilling and Lay (Enron) were tried 6 years later; Bernard Ebbers (WorldCom) was tried almost 4 years later; Don Siegelman (Alabama Governor) was tried 7 years later; Rod Blagojevich (Illinois Governor) was tried 6 years later; and all that happened when we had more active, and better staffed DOJ Public Corruption and White Collar divisions.
     
  12. CaneKnight

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    Gonna post that in that thread. They post these stories like we should feel bad for these fucking monsters
     
  13. Tommy Jefferson

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    So the religious nut chooses to believe something of which he has no evidence. That tracks.
     
  14. El Tiburon

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    Not to mention that there isn’t a single practicing trial lawyer in the world who doesn’t fully expect that whatever case he/she is working on is going to get delayed multiple times for both good as well as specious reasons.
     
  15. AbeFroman

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    So the chick that shit all over any woman that didn't agree with her stance to bring relationships back to what they were in the 50s found out a lot of the reason women wanted out of the relationship dynamics of the 50s. Glorious.
     
  16. El Tiburon

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    He just KNOWS, okay?!?! Just like he knows that when he gets aroused while looking at the taut bodies of shirtless underage boys it’s only because the gay people make him do it.
     
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  17. HuskerInMiami

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    This is what is wrong with America. Someone is showing frustration and they're mocked because nothing will happen (which is 99.9% true). We are apathetic to this shit and it shouldn't be that way. It drives me nuts when people are okay with this happening. Whether you do something or not to solve the problem, you can at least acknowledge it's bullshit.

    Yes I know a fellow Husk wasn't actually mocking the poster as much as mocking America being America.

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  18. CaneKnight

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    Brother if one day I decided to up and do something there's no fucking way in hell I write it anywhere on the internet :laugh:
     
  19. nexus

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    of all of your dumb “I clearly dont know how any of this works” opinions this might be your dumbest. Also if you’re gonna mock someone as “big brained” maybe don’t use the wrong form of too in the same sentence.
     
  20. dblplay1212

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    I hit a nerve, huh?
     
  21. dblplay1212

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    bc I've clearly said things more dumb than that but that's what got under your skin mr big brain?
     
  22. nexus

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    yes your tenuous grasp on reality wears thin at times
     
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  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Team xvideos. I only can get maybe 10-15 mins of smutting time so I just stick with what I know and don’t go around window shopping.
     
  24. dblplay1212

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    Instead of just being a dick, you could have shown off that big ole brain like wes tegg did.

    Maybe he just have a bigger brain, idk.
     
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  25. CaneKnight

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    "Many voters"

    That headline is insanely misleading, acting like 40% of those republicans are anything but bootlicking drooling morons who's opinions on anything should matter. The majority of people clearly don't think Trump did a fucking thing.
     
  26. CaneKnight

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    They straight up don't have the resources to actually impose a blanket ban on all pornography they'd need to actually be in charge of the federal government to do it.

    O cool you banned pornhub, here's a list of thousands of other sites including ones you can't get to in other countries. Good luck banning all of those, they'd have to institute the same control over the internet as China to pull it off

    Like most things it's just performative bullshit they can't actually pull off like a lot of the draconian shit that's gotten my state sued into oblivion on and the laws just end up getting thrown out by right wing judges
     
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  27. dump

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    No one actually banned pornhub

    they took themselves out of Texas and other states due to laws being passed
     
  28. nexus

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    we’re in total agreement there

    though I think I can out bench him
     
  29. dblplay1212

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    I was hoping you'd rage about the grammar I purposefully used in the previous post. You're slipping.
     
  30. BudKilmer

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    This can’t be real
     
  31. JGator1

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    Congrats to the winners

     
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  32. chuckmasterflex

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    I'd make a great Vice Presidential candidate cause I'm far too lazy to bother writing a dog killing manifesto.
     
  33. fattus

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    I would because I’m really good at doing nothing.
     
  34. Prospector

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    Sen. Romney links TikTok ban to pro-Palestinian content
    Leave it to a Republican to say the quiet part out loud. Contrary to all the hand-wringing over "national security concerns," Sen. Mitt Romney made it clear that one of the primary motivators for the TikTok ban was to stop young people from being "radicalized" by the constant stream of videos of dead children, child amputees, stacks of dead bodies, exhumed mass graves, and wailing families that have been dominating the social media network since the beginning of Israel's seven-month-long invasion of Gaza. "Some wonder why there was such overwhelming support for us to shut down potentially TikTok or other entities of that nature. If you look at the postings on TikTok and the number of mentions of Palestinians, relative to other social media sites — it's overwhelmingly so among TikTok broadcasts," said Romney in a discussion on why Israel's public relations haven't been as effective as it normally is in whitewashing what was already an atrocious human rights record. This ill-considered remark makes a strong case for the TikTok ban to be struck down on First Amendment grounds, and ByteDance has filed a lawsuit against the US government to that effect.
     
  35. CaneKnight

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    I was yesterdays year old when people breathlessly pushed the bullshit lie that had nothing to do with it... NOW THAT A FUCKING SITTING US SENATOR HAS ADMITTED IT NOTHING WILL HAPPEN :laugh:
     
  36. timo

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    So, porn companies have been banned or are banning themselves in Texas, but what about Texas themed pornography?
     
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  37. chuckmasterflex

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    Just hit the other fella in the debate with a couple, "The hell is a matter with you? You're talking absolute nonsense, buddy." And go around getting my picture taken eating whatever local slop the people in various purple states enjoy.
     
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  38. Beeds07

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    I’ll research. Jesus, the stuff I do for you folks.
     
  39. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    what comes up when you search:
    Texas Holes
     
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  40. bro

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    Having sex next to a BBQ smoker is a dangerous game. However, the smell of smoking pork butt is a natural aphrodisiac
     
  41. skiedfrillet

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    there's a great ariella ferrera 4th of july themed video that covers this

    or so i've been told
     
  42. El Tiburon

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    Sounds hot!
     
  43. chuckmasterflex

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  44. ned's head

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    They'll have to pry my autographed copy of gas pipelines 12 out of my cold dead hands
     
  45. London Humphreys

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    If only that KKK military would vote for democrats. Must be 4-D chess.
     
  46. Prospector

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    TIL the KKK is pro immigration
     
  47. CaneKnight

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    The KKK is what????????
     
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  48. Deep dirt

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    Full of Demoncrats Pawl!!!!
     
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  49. Andy Reocho

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    Remember when Republicans hated Jewish folks because they were “secretly running the country”