Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  2. DollarBillHokie

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    I feel like just about anyone can do a better job than the current staff. Give me 30 minutes / day to troll Twitter and expand on the funniest tweets and I could crush this.
     
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  3. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    This is a nuclear take in favor of a shithead who doesn't deserve it, but I don't think Gutfield's garbage is demonstrably worse than Jimmy Fallon or Jay Leno's monologues.
     
  4. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I mean, he’s perfect for the gig, they absolutely adore the whole “cancelled by the liberal media” guy.
     
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  5. Mr. Bean

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    I don’t know anyone who watches Gutfeld, but I also don’t know anyone who watches Kimmel, Fallon, or Colbert either.
     
  6. BudKilmer

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  7. Truman

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  8. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    I just want to weigh in with my expertise as a first year law student that, after reading the article, it seems that in no way shape or form has Matt Gaetz had his due process right violated.

    That will be $250, I take Venmo
     
  9. Truman

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  10. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Glenn is a libertarian confirmed
     
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  11. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    He's more upset about trump rejecting a meeting with him than accusations of child sex trafficking
     
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  12. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  13. BellottiBold

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    (Never, you shit eating cancerous moron traitor)
     
  14. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Lol at taking a “planned vacation” to some Trump resort :laugh: sure bud
     
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  15. RavenNole

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    You hate to see it
     
  16. Can I Spliff it

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  17. Doc Louis

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    The hell were they thinking? Home weekend openers for MLB teams, Masters Sunday and WrestleMania? Their little yelling rallies weren't competing with that quality entertainment.
     
  18. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    There was also a NASCAR race and probably an MMA event. That’s 99.4% of their base.
     
  19. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    But they are boycotting all those things
     
  20. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  21. BlazingRebel

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    How do people look at him and not just think that is a fucking demon disguised as a human.
     
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  22. Clemson327

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    Late to the party here.

    Warriors chicken bog
     
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  23. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    MFer is worth ~$300M or more. I don't know how you sleep at night if you're him and his family.
     
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  24. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  25. The Banks

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    The only good thing the Cato Institute has produced is this guy absolutely dunking on Tucker Carlson for 10 minutes over immigration.

     
  26. BudKilmer

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    I thought this was an Onion article

    my word
     
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  27. Can I Spliff it

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  28. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    The president is busy and not shit posting. Crazy
     
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  29. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  30. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    well yeah, he'd destroy everyone in the primaries.
     
  31. El Tiburon

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    Looks like a heck of a turnout you had there, Nikki.
     
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  32. chuckmasterflex

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  33. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    I was shocked to learn of these Gaetz allegations.

    But only because the alleged underage victims were female.
     
  34. Truman

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    More priming the pump for fascism

     
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  35. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    You sleep soundly on 30,000 thread count sheets in 1 of your 300 bedrooms in 1 of your 10 hones, that’s how.
     
  36. bro

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    Grade school stuff
     
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  37. dblplay1212

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    "They are going to be moving my lawn and doing my laundry."

    Yikes.
     
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  38. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I’m a little concerned that Tucker might say some racist things from time to time. Doubt he’s racist, but it does give one pause.
     
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  39. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    Damn, 10 hones??
     
  40. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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  41. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    well be in the middle of civil war III by then, so its fine
     
  42. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Read this if you want the 800 millionth example that this country’s systems and institutions are fucking weird and stupid and backwards. Do we just keep lining up younger and younger judges until we have some u-21 and u-18 judge teams, get a youth academy in place and sign them up? Court Manager 21?
     
  43. matistic

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    Really though it wasn’t any strategy by Trump, this was all Mitch.
     
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  44. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Federalist Society.
     
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  45. NYGator

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    Trump had no idea what he was doing. This wasn’t his strategy. He believed judges he elected were there to serve him directly. That’s all he cared about.
     
  46. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This post is an amazing thing that brought every significant black blue check mark poster together to dunk on it.
     
  47. Buns

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    Don’t visit this thread much anymore, but during my commute I was thinking-

    isn’t it kind of weird that the then president advocated and helped orchestrate an attempted coup and was fine if his own Vice President died, and of course any democrat.... and nothing really happened to him and that political party went on to dispute the EC later that night. And nothing really happened?

    kind of weird, eh?
     
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  48. ned's head

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