Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    :dubioustrump:
     
  2. nofatchildren - cissp

    nofatchildren - cissp Free Da Guys
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    North Korea has a nuclear ICBM, and therefore can deliver a nuke to a good majority of the globe.

    It's unlikely that any sort of launch would be successful, and it is still in the testing phase, but I'm not sure exactly why this is a risk worth taking.

    Also, back in 2012 Obama strongly considered simultaneously bombing all North Korean launch sites, but all of the intel showed that we'd likely be unable to get everything, and certainly not before they inflicted heavy damage on Seoul. Also, not a risk worth taking.

    So, instead, Obama had the DoD invest heavily in the Left of Launch program to basically sabotage North Korea's missile systems. Which is why we now have the capability to kill many North Korean missile strikes before they ever happen. Thanks Barry.
     
  3. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    really
    well you had better tell one ucf founder of tmb if next week someone asks at the fla hospital meeting , I have put up with enough of this fuck boy thred and will tell the truth .
    you would wouldn't you ?
    YOU KNOW UCF? -TMB? UCF SCHOOL OF MEDICINE.?
    ADVENTIST SCHOOL OF HEALTH SCIENCES ? YOU DO KNOW THEY WORK TOGETHER RIGHT ?
    I,LL JUST TELL THEM THE KIND WORDS YOU SAY AT TMB BIG FUCKING MOUTH FUCKS.
     
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  4. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    YOU HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR STUFF DONT YOU ?
    tell you what ?
    since I like TMB , not like you fucks and weather you know it or not I stick up all the time for you lousey losers .
    maybe this time I will not , huh ?
    now why don't you find dollar general for me before he or she actually says something that makes TMB look bad in its backyard ????????
    cause weather you know it or not I am on your side but reality says you should not talk like you do here in public or TMB gets real bad name and we must correct dumb fucks who step out of line , right after church .
    its called putting out a fire before it starts .
    huh yogie ?
    why ?
    cause your just dumbfuck enough ( one of you ) to say : that is what we do and say at TMB .
    DUMBASS.
     
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  5. Trip McNeely

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    I believe it was reported that Obama informed Trump that North Korea was our greatest foreign threat. Or am I imagining that?
     
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  6. pez

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  7. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    SEE TOLD YOU YOUR DUMB AS A SQUIRTING FUCKS .
    LOOK RIGHT UP THERE .
    DONT LISTEN NOT EVEN FOR TMB,S BENIFIT .
     
  8. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    THAT PROVES TO CHAN , GFA AND ALL MODS YOU DONT GIVE ONE FLYING FUCK ABOUT TMB .
    DO YOU ?
    NOPE NOT ONE CARE IN THE WORLD ABOUT TMB .
    TMB GAVE THIS THRED TO YOU FOR YOUR PLEASURE AND YOU JUST SHITTED ON TMB.
    WHAT A JOKE .
     
  9. kennypowers

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    That phrase has been all the rage in the community lately.
     
  10. Lip

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    Who is Gubbs yelling at today?
     
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  11. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    HEY GFA THINK I SHOULD STICK UP FOR TMB WHEN YOUR PATRONS WILL NOT LISTEN AND ITS NOT REALLY A BAD THING .
    JUST SOMETHING THAT NEEDS EXPLAINING BEFORE A YOUNG MEMBER SHOOTS THEIRE MOUTH OFF IN THE WRONG DIRECTION IN PUBLIC .
    YES ?
    NOW LET THIS BE A EXAMPLE OF :::: I DONT HAVE TO .OR IGNORE .
    NOT EVEN FOR YOUR BENIFIT .
    THEY DONT CARE ABOUT TMB ANY MORE THANKS GFA ?
     
  12. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    STRANGE THEY WOULD LOVE FOR ME FOR ONCE TO LISTEN TO THEM BUT ?
    Most I have no problem sticking up for and do not want to ruin this thred .
    but since these tmb members say they care so much when a member really gets close to out of line they don't care they just hit ignore and don't give 2 fucks about TMB .
    THINK ITS TIME FOR PHASE 2 ?????????
     
  13. Teflon Queen

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    I will fuck you in the ass old man
     
  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    A cloud
     
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  15. Redav

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  16. shawnoc

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  17. steamengine

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    Senators are the adults in the room.
     
  18. Redav

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    They had that one hearing and looked all professional and what not. I had hope. That was like 2 months ago seemingly
     
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  19. chuckmasterflex

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  20. Nug

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    Fucking blimps would be hysterical. Please use blimps
     
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  21. indeed

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    TBH they could just hire and train up a fleet of these terrapins and it would be just as effective in keeping them out.

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  22. kennypowers

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  23. cutig

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    LOL blimps? the fuck
     
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  24. Blu Tang Clan

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    Blimps captained by ill-tempered sea bass.
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

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    Fear The Turtle
     
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  26. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    So the moat idea is a no?
     
  27. infected donkey

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    They had them on the coast in Texas used by customs:chan:
     
  28. BellottiBold

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    and claim it was the wall he was talking about the whole time :pffft:
     
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  29. steamengine

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    Was just thinking the same thing.

    "Let's make a coherent statement, that should bide us some time".
     
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  30. Cheshire Bridge

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    Baby blimp
     
  31. chuckmasterflex

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  32. BudKilmer

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  33. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Jeffrey Lord just got bitch slapped on Anderson Cooper.
     
  34. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This administration is the giving tree of comedic moments. If only the other shit they try wouldn't kill us all.

    Also, someone told Lorne Michaels this and he went all :beo:
     
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  35. Tilly

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    It's the Super Bowl of presidential. Believe me. Did you see how many blimps are up there? It's 1000 times bigger than the Super Bowl even. The Super Bowl has, what, 1 blimp? We have hundreds and hundreds of blimps. And the Democrats in Congress, the fake news media, crooked politicians, paid protestors ... they said these blimps were a bad idea. But you know what? I had a historic victory in the Electoral College. No one said I could do it, but i got 443 electoral votes. They said it's struggle to break 200. But I got 445. What does that tell you? It says the people have spoken and they want more blimps at Florida's greatest Golf and beach club, mar-a-lago, which is a tremendous, tremendous place. If you haven't been there, you really need to go. It's fantastic. People always come up to me and tell me how fantastic mar-a-lago is. And you know, that's how we're going to make America great again.
     
  36. pez

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    It was a serious but not literal wall
     
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  37. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Just saw first negative ad by dccc against Karen Handel. Interested to see how this works.
     
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  38. Redav

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    So let me get this straight... The Jimmy Carter Library is throwing shade at Trump on Twitter and also kind of indirectly shitting on Jimmy Carter?
     
  39. triceratops

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    The blimp just got 10 feet larger in circumference.
     
  40. Redav

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    How many blimps does it take to cover a 1000 mile boarder?
     
  41. London Humphreys

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    Jake tapper going in dry on trump. This is very entertaining, sad!, and a bit therapeutic. Weird.
     
  42. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Mar-A-Lago is going to become the white trash Mecca. "We savin' up to go see the promised land!"
     
  43. Daniel Ocean

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    Then the tweet or speech were he said it would be a wall would be brought up and his followers would call everyone stupid for not understand what he actually meant
     
  44. HoosDaMan

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    yes please
     
  45. VaxRule

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    Details?
     
  46. 1 other person

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  47. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    A pretty exhaustive recap of all the bullshit trump said on the campaign and how he's done a 180 now in office with clips of trump saying it himself into the camera. And tapper being tapper with his tapper level snark. Just glorious.
     
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  48. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    FUCK YOU BITCHES, I SEE EVERYTHING!!!


    Edit: Holy fuck, look at this glorious graphic,

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  49. nofatchildren - cissp

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    "Blimpin' ain't easy."

    -Donald Trump
     
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