Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. ned's head

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    This just can't be fixed when Republicans exist

     
  2. bro

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    he is scared to interact with him :laugh:
     
  3. HoosDaMan

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    We need Schiff at every debate
     
  4. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Just to sit in the front row in front of him.
    Edit: He’s not going to debate. He will have it locked up by then and will not go just to gain more publicity and praise from his base.
     
  5. HoosDaMan

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    Trump is currently discussing the Academy Awards.
     
  6. HoosDaMan

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  7. Redav

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    I wonder if the Democrats have ever thought about being multiple
     
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  8. HoosDaMan

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    Trump is reading poll results from 2016 debates to counter a Fox News guest he saw on tv.
     
  9. NCHusker

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    House has a head coach she's just usually drunk from breakfast
     
  10. chuckmasterflex

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    Gone with the Wind. Now there is a movie. Story of Gabe Clark and Scarlett O'hara. Beautiful movie. Tough times those people had. Real tough. But, you know, they made it work. They made it work. Cause that's what you use to do in America, Right? Right. Don't make movies like that in South Korea.
     
  11. chuckmasterflex

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    Then she should be meaner
     
  12. HoosDaMan

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    He’s on the good pills tonight.
     
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  13. chuckmasterflex

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  14. Brocktoon

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    The best part about all these complaints are only that it's foreign and nothing to do with it's content. Imagine how many heads would be exploding if they knew it's basic premise was Kill/Eat The Rich. It also proves that Bernie Bros won't read either or otherwise they would be touting it as rally cry for their revolution as well
     
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  15. NYGator

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  16. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    We’re really testing the limits of this whole experiment with some of these hoopleheads he’s empowering.
     
  17. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I like that this tweet has a typo calling Nunes’ aide his “side”
     
  18. BudKilmer

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  19. Jimmy the Saint

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    Just a little xenophobia for the evening.
     
  20. BudKilmer

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    Someone expel this rat from congress and drop him naked on snake island


     
  21. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    for those that don’t know, Neon is the company who distributed the movie for North America
     
  22. chuckmasterflex

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  23. BudKilmer

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  24. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Comments mostly good
    Many links to story
     
  25. Josey Wales

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    I’m very much in with capital punishment for these scum
     
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  26. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    THE LEADER IS GOOD! THE LEADER IS GREAT!

     
  27. BudKilmer

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    this Serwer article is a must read. It rightfully refers to the gop as a regime and not a political party.
     
  28. GrizzliesDrew

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    Holy hell at this complete horseshit I just saw on Facebook. Oh my God.

    Screen Shot 2020-02-20 at 9.22.23 PM.png
     
  29. Sir Phobos

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    I love how I can hop on Twitter, which is pretty much just a TL about sports, check the trending and go "yep, he said something fucking dumb again" without even looking further. I legit want the next president to use an executive order and armed forces before they rush to put his bloated corpse in the ground so doctors can study his Swiss-cheese brain because the full report would be appointment reading.
     
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  30. bro

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    oh my god :laugh:
     
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  31. bro

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    NYT is awful, exhibit 2721
     
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  32. bro

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    Do you think Trump makes that comment (which, by the way, is just bait. At this point, these speeches are just an attempt to trend on twitter) if 1917 wins? Also a foreign film.
     
  33. chuckmasterflex

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    Not sure where else to put this.

    But I always hated/loved holding hands in a circle with my extended family when my grandmother was still alive. Eyes open, looking for other people who are also pretending to pray. My Dad, winking and making faces at me.
     
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  34. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    pretty sure this round of golf was featured in david foster wallaces brief interviews with hideous men
     
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  35. The Banks

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    Always great comedy seeing those that don’t understand how tax brackets work. Who was the moron on here that didn’t understand them?
     
  36. GrizzliesDrew

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    I can’t remember. I did give them props for correctly no longer including health insurance deductibles from paychecks, even if they were duplicitous enough to say Bernie wants 52% of all your yearly money
     
  37. DelapThrows

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    someone I have blocked.

    who is the one who claims to work for FEMA or whatever? That one
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’ll assume that on top of not understanding taxes they are also incorrect on who Bernie wants to tax? I can’t imagine Sanders saying he wants to raise taxes on people living paycheck to paycheck.
     
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  39. Bricktop the white

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    I was almost 100% sure it was shu but now I feel like tmbrules also didn't get how they worked
     
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  40. VaxRule

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    It was rules
     
  41. The Banks

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    Can someone bump that post. Need something to laugh at in the AM
     
  42. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  43. Jax Teller

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    Showed up on mine too. I gave the person the link to Bernie's actual tax plan. We will see if that works.

    Narrators voice.... it won't
     
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  44. BudKilmer

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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Every fucking article until the election should be in Russia aiding Trump and hom doing nothing....

    .... Oh wait that was 2016 and it didn't matter. But it still should be
     
  46. GrizzliesDrew

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    Thankfully after my polite dressing down, the person who posted it that I know deleted it.
     
  47. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    That wasn't until after the election
     
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  48. BudKilmer

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    Yes, Devin is this dim


     
  49. Bruce Wayne

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    Wow jeeze who seems to be one candidate who keeps being left off polls for whatever reason?
     
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