Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

bama over someone.

I'd like to see OSU/Michigan since the wife's whole family is Buckeyes.

football is not my favorite sport.

solitary, love to read at least.

I have no idea what a battle bot is.

 

Ts & Ps

 

can't control my in laws. pretty reasonable most of the time, although not as much on this one so I have disengaged.

 

Made some ribs on the slow cooker for dinner. First time doing it. Satisfied with the result.

 

sounds horrible.

 

It’s a simple question, Doctor.

If the moon was made of spare prime ribs, would you eat it?

I know I would. Heck, I’d have seconds.

 

1. Alabama, Georgia, Auburn, LSU. Auburn over Alabama
2. Any SEC game
3. Basketball
4. Death Penalty
5. no

 

Yes, I like spare ribs

 

Kilograms.

 

It was really good. Kendall will be in 8th grade next year so I felt a lot of feels. They did a great job capturing a lot of the nuances. Name P. Redacted was right though, definitely had some awkwardness but that comes with the territory

 

Bo Burnham is a renaissance man. His original youtube videos are still hilarious.

 

I’m not familiar with any of his previous work but my buddy who I caught the movie with is urging me to check out some of his other stuff

 

I wasn't either, but will definitely be checking out some of his other stuff now.

EDIT: Just looked him up on youtube and certainly recognize him, will likely check out some of his stuff at work tomorrow

 

He's incredibly bright and his songs are clever as fuck, especially he was like 17 when he broke on the scene. Here's two of his better early videos.

 

Also, do this.

 

That was pretty fucking clever...nailed the part about changing keys

 

5’9” 170. Have lost 30 pounds this year. 200 is the fattest I have ever been.

I had shake shack for dinner

 

I’m the fattest I’ve been in my life by far (6’4” and 255lbs) which I blame 100% on my children. I went from being very active (while eating and drinking like I had a death wish) to being very not active (while still eating and drinking like I have a death wish).

I’m pretty much just waiting for that early 40s heart attack wake up call to get back on track. My wife doesn’t agree with this logic, but she doesn’t really have a say in how I choose to get back in shape. Some go to the gym, some do CrossFit, some do yoga...I’m going with mild myocardial infarction.

 

Just FYI

You look like a cancer patient and people make fun of you for being that skinny

Signed,

Someone who has been 6’4” 178lbs

 

I will be making my annual trip there two weekends from now. The pizza is pretty solid. They currently have their Strawberry Short Cake beer on tap...it's delicious. They will have a lot of fun beers to try.

 

Not as good compared to doing theming a smoker or grill, but I don’t have one of those yet. They were good though. I’m happy.

 

Boo MFer! , jokes aside, you can’t win it seems. As much as I’ve fluctuated over my life, my family would always tell me how fat I am, but then say I was too skinny when I lost it. Everyone can fuck off. Do your thing, man.

 

Love Bo Burnham. Insanely talented, smart dude.

This is one of my favorite of his....

 

I work 6-3, wife works 9-7 (gets every other Friday off). Boy gets up between 6-7AM and goes to bed at 8:00. I get up at 4:30 to get shit prepped for the sitters so the wife doesn’t have to do it and miss out on having mommy time with the little guy when he gets up. Home at lunch to see and feed Jr. Home at 3:30, to relive the sitter de jour, spend some time playing/reading/rough-housing before getting his dinner ready by 5:30. After dinner, quite time to calm him down so he’s not too worked up for bed. Wife gets home between 7-7:30 just in time to see him for a little bit before bath/bed. After he’s down for the night about 8:30 we have time to quietly unfuck the house, eat dinner, and maybe relax for a bit then bed by 11.

Also I’m in Ohio so 6 months of my year are not conducive to outdoor activities with a infant or young toddler. If the air quality is good in the summer (or two weeks of spring/fall we get anymore) I’ll take him on walks after work too.

Could I eat better, hell yes. In a few more years I’ll be able to do more and he gains independence and the ability to not accidentally kill himself.

 

200 is my sweet spot, but it’s impossible for me to maintain. I go through huge weight fluctuations every few years and 200 is passed on the way down then back up.

I bottom out at about 180 and look like a Biafrin refugee. One of my buddies calls me HIV when I get that low.

 

I've got a good buddy who gets crippling hangovers and we refer to him as AIDS when he's going through one of those episodes.

 

For the majority of my life I was overweight, but I always “hid it well” because of my height. I’ve chronicled my weight loss journey here quite a bit, and I can without a doubt tell you that where I am now looks better and is healthier than I’ve ever been. My weight is the lowest I’ve been as an adult, but I’m broad shouldered and just generally big, so I look more fit than anorexic. But being body shamed over losing weight and getting healthy is quintessential TMB. This fucking board, man.

 

correction: when everybody loves you, aww son,
That’s just about as funky as you can be.

I’m hearing things about the Meyer investigation.

 

To be fair, I’m guessing these guys wouldn’t have said a thing if you didn’t call them fat first. You know better, mayne. Us fatty fat-fats are a generally sensitive bunch. Uplift, don’t knock down to make yourself feel better.

 

Are they better than bw3s?

 

In my defense, bertwing is a known fat ass.

 

Hitting the Drive-In tomorrow night with the girls. Haven’t been there in a while, but it’s always fun. Winnie The Pooh movie first and then Ant-Man, but I doubt we stay for the second feature. That’s a late night.

 

Is anything?

 

This is just wrong. 18.5-25 is considered the healthy range and 21 is bang in the middle of it

 

Drive-ins are few and far between here. Do you stay in your car or sit on a blanket? I’ve never been to one.

 

Are you driving to Ravenna?

Beware the locals.

 

Drop the seats and lay out blankets for the girls, bring lawn chairs for the two of us. You can bring your own food and pay the $8 fee, or spend $892 on food there. It’s $20 a car for entry. They prohibit beer/booze, but no one listens.

 

This is what I pay for

 

I was going to, but it’s equidistant to do the Mayfield Road Drive-In, so we’re gonna visit family for a little before we go.

 

Wu did you make bad decisions last night?

 

Yeah don’t go to Ravenna if you can avoid it.

 

Go on, please.