Who Wins

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  1. Truman

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    Joey Chesnut vs Usain Bolt

    Both have to eat a single hot dog and then run the 100m dash. Neither get to train for the event. Who wins?

    ** the dog has to be fully swallowed before the 100M dash
     
    #1 Truman, Sep 30, 2022
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  2. ashy larry

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    chestnut with ease
     
    #2 ashy larry, Sep 30, 2022
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  3. Barves2125

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    Eat as in swallow or just get it into your mouth?

    Chestnut if the former. Bolt if the latter.
     
    #3 Barves2125, Sep 30, 2022
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  4. Mix

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    Bolt by many seconds
     
    #4 Mix, Sep 30, 2022
  5. Handcuffed

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    think it's bolt no matter what

    average person probably runs 100m in 15 sec (being generous here)

    no way it would take bolt more than 5 seconds to eat a single hot dog
     
    #5 Handcuffed, Sep 30, 2022
  6. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    yeah this seems obvious

    make it eat like 5 hot dogs and run a 200m and things get interesting
     
    #6 Lyrtch, Sep 30, 2022
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  7. laxjoe

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    according to google, the average time for 100 m is 14 seconds, so does chestnut eat a hot dog 3-4+ seconds faster than usain bolt?
     
    #7 laxjoe, Sep 30, 2022
  8. Fusiontegra

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    And is Usain going to run his standard time immediately after eating a hotdog? Do they get to eat them while standing in the blocks?
     
    #8 Fusiontegra, Sep 30, 2022
  9. Corch

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    I feel like if you have to swallow it, Chesnut has a pretty good chance.
     
    #9 Corch, Sep 30, 2022
  10. Lyrtch

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    i think a 4x100 is the best

    one hot dog consumed before 100m run 4 times
     
    #10 Lyrtch, Sep 30, 2022
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  11. steamengine

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    Add stone cold Steve Austin into the mix and they also have to shotgun a coldie.
     
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  12. Jorts

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    Chestnut in a landslide, due to the "lack of training". His ability too swallow a hotdog whole is worth +4 seconds
     
    #12 Jorts, Sep 30, 2022
  13. Voodoo

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    Chestnut crosses the finish line right about the same time Bolt is finished chewing
     
    #13 Voodoo, Sep 30, 2022
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  14. poor paul

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    Why would we assume Joey Chestnut would run even an “average” time?
     
    #14 poor paul, Sep 30, 2022
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  15. bryix

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    I now wish to see this.
     
    #15 bryix, Sep 30, 2022
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  16. Jake Barnes

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    This is with the bun, right? Think that’s the crucial distinction.

    With it, no way Bolt can eat it fast enough to make up the difference. Without, he wins by 2-3 seconds.
     
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  17. ashy larry

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    bolt would choke to death trying to eat a hotdog in under five seconds
     
    #17 ashy larry, Sep 30, 2022
  18. bertwing

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    Did you get high and forget to sign into your BamaNug account?
     
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  19. bryix

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    I'd watch this on PPV
     
    #19 bryix, Sep 30, 2022
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  20. devine

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    How far is 100m
     
    #20 devine, Sep 30, 2022
  21. AIOLICOCK

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    About 8 feet
     
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    10,000 centimeters
     
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  23. devine

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    Then I’m taking Joey
     
    #23 devine, Sep 30, 2022
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  24. Cabs

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    its 1/10th of a km
     
    #24 Cabs, Sep 30, 2022
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  25. bertwing

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    100 meters
     
    #25 bertwing, Sep 30, 2022
  26. devine

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    This doesn’t clear anything up, I need a reference point
     
    #26 devine, Sep 30, 2022
  27. bertwing

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    It’s like 7000 steps for your little stubby legs
     
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  28. devine

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    Now I get it, thank you
     
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  29. ned's head

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    Bolt ain't executing the wetting of the bun move or anything fancy. It probably takes him him 7-10 seconds to swallow it down. Chestnut's taking it.
     
    #29 ned's head, Sep 30, 2022
  30. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Better question what mg edible did OP eat
     
    #30 TheFreak55, Sep 30, 2022
  31. BellottiBold

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    Because the technique is top secret? :laugh:
     
    #31 BellottiBold, Sep 30, 2022
  32. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    lets add winston to the mix and really spice things up

     
    #32 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Sep 30, 2022
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  33. ned's head

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    Hanging a door isn't a secret, but that doesn't mean I'm pulling it off blind
     
    #33 ned's head, Sep 30, 2022
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  34. Gunners

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    He’d win the hot dog part by 10+ seconds, if it was 4 then Bolt all day
     
    #34 Gunners, Sep 30, 2022
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  36. Fusiontegra

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    Winston will eat the hotdog faster than Chestnut and run the 100m fast than Bolt.
     
    #36 Fusiontegra, Sep 30, 2022
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