Will Smith just clocked Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars

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  1. BudKilmer

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  2. fucktx

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    Me after reading this thread

     
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  3. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    That will be a real test on how/if this board has grown up
     
  4. fucktx

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    i don’t think anyone here has really given BR any shit for it other than they don’t get it or saying it would be too exhausting so I’m sure it’d be fine
     
  5. BlazingRebel

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    She brought it up honestly if she feels disrespected she won’t hesitate to call someone out or just ignore them I’m not too worried. She has been in the lifestyle a lot longer than I and getting the submissive’s point of view is even more interesting than the dominants in my opinion.
     
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  6. Eathan Edwards

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    See how it goes - MLS still reads the board occasionally so might bring her back lol
     
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  7. BlazingRebel

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    :dogcrew: sounds good to me
     
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  8. BudKilmer

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    think this board has grown up exponentially. We used to prank call Bill King and Dallas Jackson.

    now people are interacting positively with people who are being unbelievably transparent, with the occasional spliff spliffing mixed in.
     
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  9. One Two

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    My wife wants to create an account but she’s too busy traveling for her super modeling runway shows
     
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  10. zeberdee

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    your little sister?
     
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  11. Eathan Edwards

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    You're being facetious here right?
     
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  12. zeberdee

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    yes but I am also dumb and can't figure out what MLS means. maybe it's because I'm in the process of looking for a house and I can't get past multi-listing system.
     
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  13. Eathan Edwards

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    She has an account on here - it stands for "My Little Slut" - which was her nickname she gave herself
     
  14. Eathan Edwards

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    It was discussed previously on the board so I assumed you were just fucking with me
     
  15. zeberdee

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    with the way this board goes it was probably some random ass thread I never opened.
     
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  16. BlazingRebel

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    My fiancée’s nickname is Ruby Rose, our gf is Knotty Red both chosen by them.
     
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  17. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    It was in the 9/11 remembrance thread.
     
  18. fucktx

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    i often wonder how much weird shit i miss by not opening 75% of the threads here
     
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  19. BlazingRebel

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    Random thoughts thread is the best thread on TMB
     
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  20. fucktx

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    Apparently a bot posts pics of sju asshole in that thread and I haven’t opened it in years but i always see it referenced in other threads
     
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  21. Eathan Edwards

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    One of my best gfs used to date Ruby Rose so I've hung out with her a bit.
     
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  22. blind dog

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    actually not anymore. she got banned last week for posting shit that seemed like an underage girl getting gang banged. was first time in years i went back, i quit it bc of the bot

    edit: was just talking about it, she didn't post pics or anything
     
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  23. BlazingRebel

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    My fiancée when we first chatted introduced herself as Rose before she told me her real name, and Ruby was her nickname by all her friends.
     
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  24. Bruce Wayne

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    We just called the user a bot but it was an actual person posting right?
     
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  25. blind dog

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    weirdo from different country that exclusively posted in that thread, only reason they were on tmb. there is another too, hopefully they also go away
     
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  26. BlazingRebel

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    One of the strangest fucking threads on this board
     
  27. BudKilmer

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    There’s a lot I miss on this board by shitposting about politics and the nba man
     
  28. fucktx

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    This board is just weird in a lot of areas

    are there still a few posters jacking off at the thought of war in the ukraine thread
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean, someone programmed her. So I guess kinda
     
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  30. repoocs

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    She liked to show off her bothole.
     
  31. Eathan Edwards

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    Whoever comes up with thread title that now makes sense for this - hats off to ya
     
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  32. bertwing

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    Yeah if some weirdo from Peru comes in and exclusively posts in one of those naked threads, we should prob just do a preemptive ban

    I had never been in that thread but seeing some of the posts in there made by that psycho made my skin crawl.
     
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  33. TC

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    All right where is this thread
     
  34. bertwing

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    The SJU thread
     
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  35. repoocs

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    Sister Jean's Underwear? I thought that was the OSU thread.
     
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  36. One Two

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    What the fuck?
     
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  37. fucktx

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    Here’s another random twist to this thread

    tom green is now apparently a cowboy

     
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  38. blind dog

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    His bum is in some chaps, his bum is in some chaps, he’s doesn’t give a fuck about Will smith slaps


    Sorry I’ll see myself out
     
  39. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode thats what i love about these HS chicks, man
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  40. BlazingRebel

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    On the flip side if someone introduces themselves first thing as a dom especially to a potential sub then that is a major red flag
     
  41. fucktx

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    I’m dom

     
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  42. Can I Spliff it

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  43. BlazingRebel

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    Shu
     
  44. Eathan Edwards

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    That's also what we call sub-promoters that work for the main promoters in nightlife.

    Have to be able to differentiate subs out here.
     
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  45. bertwing

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    Kinda craving a sub sandwich now
     
  46. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    I wanna watch The Hunt For Red October now
     
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    “Careful a lot of things in here don’t react well to bullets.”
     
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  48. One Two

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    I’m having a dom sandwich

    with your mom [\spoiler]
     
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  49. buckwild

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    100% of sales at Jersey Mike's today goes to the Special Olympics
     
  50. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    Tuna no crust?
     
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