Worst uniform of all time

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  1. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    I always thought nike's scat phase was a little unbecoming

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  2. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Florida State Seminoles

    Fair point.
     
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  3. jokewood

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  4. wes tegg

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    Uh, those are great.
     
  5. Clown Baby

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    Ole Miss guy over here talking about “it’s great if your team uses fifteen different shades of blue and there’s no cohesion.” Okay pal
     
  6. DriveByBBQ

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    Stolen from reddit, but the now defunct "The Caribous of Colorado" (70's NASL) wore these gems.


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  7. bruce bowen

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    Bucs alarm clocks
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  8. ono

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    The Weis/Beaty era of KU football had some horrendous unis. Partially PTSD, but partially just shit design. The silver skinny numbers were terrible.
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  9. ats

    ats I heard Vance and all of Ohio love couches

    adidas strikes again
     
  10. mb711

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    The giant Jayhawk on the helmet is the worst part
     
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  11. ono

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    That's actually the only thing that works IMO.... at least on the white helmet. Hard to see it on the blue ones.
     
  12. The Banks

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    Giant logo is terrible
     
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  13. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Mizzou looks best with the Block M logo. They look worst when they do stuff like this.
     
  14. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Most everything Louisiville does is bad
     
  15. CUgator

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  16. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    this is one of the funniest pictures in NHL history
     
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  17. bwi2

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  18. Shiggityshwo

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    cc: MLS Thread
     
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  19. Shiggityshwo

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    also the two years where Fedora went the knock off Wal Mart route for UNC :blech:

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  20. Owsley

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  21. BumpingNasties

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    Not that it makes them better but I thought there was something with the jersey numbers causing the jersey to be different than the pants.
     
  22. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    These were the year before - we came out in a jersey that was ruled illegal at warmups

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    Had to switch to normal black jersey for the game

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  23. GoodForAnother

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    these are a throwback to the late 70s and 80s and are a classic

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    with that said the modern version is better with all lavender and not the purple shorts

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  24. BrickTamland

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    Florida State Seminoles

    Lavendar EMAW's are excellent, but minus points for the u-tuck.

    And good heavens at those South Carolina unis. I remember those vividly. :blech:
     
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  25. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    “Ugliest uniform each team has worn” would be an interesting twist on the thread
     
  26. bwi2

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    that they wore these jerseys in the rivalry game made it extra awful

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  27. Seavie

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    These weren’t great
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  28. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Nothing crazy.
     
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  29. miles

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    Thread made me think of this. For sure up there with the worst downgrades of all time
     
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  30. herb.burdette

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    Ohio State Buckeyes

    1980’s throwback

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  31. NineteenNine

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    Hate the new stars shit.
     
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  32. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Doesn't look bad when you have quads like that
     
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  33. xec

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  34. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State Buckeyes

    I think MLB formally banned shorts after that, like 1982 or 1983.
     
  35. CF3234

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    These were awesome. How dare you
     
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  36. K-slim3

    K-slim3 Well-Known Member
    Kansas State Wildcats

    Just a little houndstooth
     
  37. Phil Brickma

    Phil Brickma 4th cousin to Ed Orgeron's step-sister
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  38. ats

    ats I heard Vance and all of Ohio love couches

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  39. The Banks

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    Clemson and LSU should wear their purples more often
     
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  40. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Damn I used to get fired up when yall first came out in all garnet (red?) in the late nineties.

    I guess they devolved.
     
  41. BrickTamland

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    Florida State Seminoles

    It’s probably rivalry based, but LSU purple is dope and Clemson purple is cheeks.
     
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  42. theseasonisover

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    FWIW, agreed. LSU’s purp drip is next level, Clemson just gives me UTEP-adjacent vibes.
     
  43. —

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    I think it’s time the ncaa actually does something for the well being of the kids and bans Adidas apparel outright.
     
  44. RalfBully

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    GB has had some terrible ones



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  45. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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  46. The Hebrew Husker

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    These uniforms maybe our only hope

     
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  47. NineteenNine

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    Wear them in March you cowards.
     
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  48. GoodForAnother

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    All
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    Shitty uniforms
     
  49. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Congrats OP, these are worse
     
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