Yes, it is time for the Official Taylor Rooks thread

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  1. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Excuse me, sir.
     
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  2. Corch

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  3. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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  4. Daniel Ocean

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  5. dukebuckeye

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    So, so bad.
     
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  6. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  7. Nandor the Relentless

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    She is quite attractive
     
  8. Professor Moriarty

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    Hands down my favorite female on the interwebz and I haven’t even seen her naked, which says a lot.
     
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  9. LookslikeUofI

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    I used to think the best thing Thomas Rooks made was the TD against the Buckeyes in 1983....but no it was making her


    One of the loudest moment in Memorial Stadium. And I apologize in advance for bumping thread without a pic of her.
     
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  10. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    Gentlemen, I am here to tell you that black lives, do in fact, matter and I am willing and prepared to help Ms Rooks make all the black lives she can.
     
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  11. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    How many women are in your freezer currently?
     
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  12. Champ

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    Illinois football in the Taylor Rooks thread. We’ve seen it all.
     
  13. dukebuckeye

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  14. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    Just your mom.

    I did it for society.
     
  15. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    She went there ok
     
  16. Killy Me Please

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    Speaking of peaches.
     
  17. buckwild

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    Taylor walking around a bunch of thirsty quarantined NBA players sounds like a safety issue.

     
  18. Henry Blake

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  19. Bruce Wayne

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  20. dukebuckeye

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  23. Henry Blake

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  24. Tex

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  25. dukebuckeye

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  26. Norm

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    I think I love you but what am I so afraid of
     
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  27. Gunners

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  28. HotMic

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  29. Constant

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    Turks and Caicos? Yeah, if I had them thangs, I'd name 'em too.
     
  30. Bruce Wayne

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  31. prerecordedlive

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    Ok fine I’ll jerk off thanks
     
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  32. Constant

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    I'm enjoying Taylor Rooks' vacation as much as Taylor Rooks is enjoying Taylor Rooks' vacation.
     
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  33. Henry Blake

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  34. Constant

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    Does she still work in sports media, or gone full-time as IG model?
     
  35. DollarBillHokie

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    Doesn’t she have a basketball show on tbs or something like that?
     
  36. Kirk Fogg

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  37. Kirk Fogg

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  38. bro

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    Lortttt
     
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  39. dukebuckeye

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    My guy.
     
  40. Tex

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    Would disappoint.
     
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  41. Corch

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    Somehow I missed this one before.

    I hope she has a CDL for that absolute dump truck
     
  42. NilesIrish

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    I would sit at an adjacent table and pay their bill.
     
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  43. Nandor the Relentless

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    I would do her DOT physical
     
  44. Kirk Fogg

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    Scanned Shannon’s profile for like 3 seconds before smashing the follow button