Your Kansas City (?) Royals: Not Last

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  1. DirtBall

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    I think it will be ok if we don’t start Eaton tomorrow
     
  2. joe-

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    at least they hit some balls pretty hard today right
     
  3. GoodForAnother

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    if you do that and throw first pitch strikes you will win the World Series
     
  4. JVP

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    The lads gave it everything.
     
  5. DirtBall

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    Did Joel get fired? Who’s this Sarah Merrifield chick? What’s sister or something?
     
  6. DirtBall

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    Who in this coaching staff keeps telling them to hit the ball at the opposing players? Complete dumb ass imo.
     
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  7. joe-

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    this witt guy sucks
     
  8. JVP

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    I see we are back to not scoring again.
     
  9. DirtBall

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    The radio said something crazy like “we have the 5th best starter ERA in the majors, lead the AL in hard hit rate, have the 5th lowest SO rate,” and we’re soon to be 1-5. How bad will their record be when they start playing shitty?
     
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  10. DirtBall

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    Throw my hands in the air because that’s the third easy outfield assist we’ve fucked up this year. Then I realize it’s because we have a 1B in LF, no wonder his arm is shit.
     
  11. GoodForAnother

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  12. DirtBall

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    Some big brain moves there in b9
     
  13. JRodMK1

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    Looking at some of these hitting numbers is wild.

    Bobby is hitting .095 with a 95.6(!) mph exit velo and 53% HardHit %. This would have put him #2 in Exit Velo and #6 in HardHit% in the league in 2022.

    Massey is .125 with a 54.5% HardHit%. Pasquatch is hitting .118 with a 50% HardHit%.

    Things are about to turn around in a big way... just in time for the pitching to tank and come back to Earth. So instead of losing 3-0 and 3-1 we will be losing 8-5 and 9-6.
     
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  14. Andy Reocho

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    Fine by me. I wasn't expecting us to win this year anyway.
     
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    Oh, and MJ is hitting .111 with a 94.4 Exit Velo and 50% Hard Hit %. This is insane.
     
  16. JRodMK1

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    A couple of years ago I was optimistic that this year or next year we could be competitive (.500 or better) but with how every pitching prospect has flamed or not developed I don't see any hope in sight.
     
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  17. Andy Reocho

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    I'm praying for a timeline where the club decides to stop wasting high picks on pitchers.
     
  18. DirtBall

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    I’m all about matchups and analytics but Q seems to be managing this lineup like my 3rd graders team. Every player gets at least one start and one game on the bench every 3 games. Bob/MJ/Vinnie/Massey are supposed to be foundational pieces, they shouldn’t be on the bench multiple times a week. How does playing Dozier at first help this team at all?
     
  19. JVP

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    Salvy and Vinnie clearing the fence and a win.

    Hopefully this is start of the offence kicking into gear.
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    Good for Sal and Vin. They probably earned themselves the day off tomorrow.
     
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  21. DirtBall

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    If he could place it where he meant to we might have a stew

     
  22. joe-

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    exit velo and stuff+ are the keys to success in 2023
     
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  23. DirtBall

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    Already put the deposit down for my WS tickets :smug:
     
  24. football501

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    Salvy!
     
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  25. Biship

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    Annnnnd immediately two on no out
     
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    Taylor Clarke can see his way out of high leverage situations imo
     
  27. JVP

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    Taylor Clarke…

     
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  28. DirtBall

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    Quick wiki dive to see where this shitty pitcher came from and I learned Taylor Clarke is married to Taylor Clarke and they have a set of twins that I’m assuming are named Taylor Clarke.
     
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  30. football501

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    Yep, just screwing with the Giants apparently
     
  31. DirtBall

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    lol. I missed the pinch runner and was amazed at Vinnies wheels down 3rd there.
     
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  32. Biship

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    lol
     
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  33. football501

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    That’s a p good win
     
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  34. DirtBall

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    HEY HEY HEY HEY
     
  35. Andy Reocho

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    Can we always play the Giants
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    Our bench coach has twice the amount of wins as our manager this season.
     
  37. DirtBall

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    These boys love to tinker

     
  38. Andy Reocho

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    I like this new Bubic we got.
     
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  39. Andy Reocho

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    Yarbrough sucks
     
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  40. Andy Reocho

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    Also this umpire’s zone is dumb as hell
     
  41. football501

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    Going to the game in Arlington on Tuesday, seeing DeGrom against this lineup will be an ordeal
     
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  42. ono

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    I feel like it's always like some rookie who tops out at 93 mph throwing junk that gives us problems more than ace-level pitchers.
     
  43. DirtBall

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    Might be time to DFA Coleman. His fastball is dead.
     
  44. ono

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    Coleman fucking sucks
     
  45. ono

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    It would be nice to have a manager
     
  46. DirtBall

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    Down 3+ mph, spin rate has fallen off a cliff, can’t locate. He’s done. My guess is they wait till they get back to KC and Staumont gets his spot.
     
  47. ono

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    4 walks in an inning Jesus.

    Dayton is an assistant for Texas, at the very least make Coleman throw a fastball into a suite up there before pulling him
     
  48. DirtBall

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    Good. Coleman deserves all those runs to count against him.
     
  49. ono

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    Welcome to the unemployment line Coleman
     
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    6 runs on 2 hits