Your karaoke song

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  1. ohhaithur

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    Hakuna Matata is the best karaoke duet. Come through
     
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  2. Detlef Schrempf

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    Big fan of Mr Brightside
     
  3. Redav

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    Isn't everyone?
     
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  4. DirtBall

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  5. Detlef Schrempf

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    Wish R Kelly wasn’t who he is, because Remix to Ignition also used to be on my card
     
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  6. ashy larry

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    family went on a cruise peak Lonely Island era. they had just dropped I’m on a Boat.

    much to my brothers’ and my delight it was a karaoke option. so obviously we went for it (being on a boat) thinking we’d bring the house down, maybe get signed? you never know who’s in the audience.

    we fucking nailed it. 100% committed, just having a blast on stage. but for some reason it did not land. at all. zero reaction from anyone other than confusion & looks of “why are they still doing this”. some people don’t appreciate art.
     
  7. DrunKen Stabler

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    Misery & Gin - Merle
     
  8. Corky Bucek

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    Tequila
     
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  9. AptosDuck

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    The Devil Went Down to Georgia
     
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  10. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    My humps by the black eyed peas.
     
  11. Super Vegeta

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    Rebel Yell -Billy Idol

    I absolutely nailed it at my brother’s bachelor party at a bar and got a few compliments, including from a 60+ year old women who I later found out owned the bar. She comped all of my drinks and tried to dance with me later that night.
     
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  12. b7

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    To add to One last breath my other song is Wilson Phillips “Hold on”.

    my wife’s is “What’s up” by four non blondes
     
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  13. DirtBall

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    If there’s a young lass I’m looking to bed a duet of “Paradise by the Dashboard Lights” seems to get the job done. By minute 6 or so the whole bar gets into it.
     
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  14. Tro lo lo

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    Since You Been Gone is pretty good if you really commit to it. The Kelly Clarkson version, not the Rainbow one.
     
  15. arsenal

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    I never said I sing well…
     
  16. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    cardi b- wap
     
  17. JGator1

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    Out of Touch - Hall & Oates

    80s music is always a good time
     
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  18. triple-r

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    American Girl - Tom Petty
     
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  19. bro

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    Always makes me think of silence of the lambs
     
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  20. JGator1

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    Wiki in quotes but always been kind of an urban legend it was about a girl at UF, it wasn't. Petty is still a god in his hometown of Gainesville.

     
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  21. panchoswanson

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    My cousin and I were hammered one night and thought this was a good idea. He was Willie. I was Julio. Neither one of us can sing but it was a hit.
     
  22. wes tegg

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    Suspicious Minds. I’ve got all the moves from 1973 Honolulu down.
     
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  23. Roy

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    Kissed By A Rose - Seal
     
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  24. wes tegg

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    I used to do Space Oddity, but it doesn’t really get the same crowd reaction.
     
  25. Redav

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    Best Elvis song imo although I might say I like Dwight Yoakam's version better which could be a hottake
     
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  26. Tobias

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    you sing kid rock’s part and i sing sheryl’s part and there isn’t a dry eye in the house
     
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  27. Dildo Dawgins

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    Goodbye Horses concluded with "I'd fuck me so hard".
     
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  28. Owsley

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    Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
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  29. Butthead

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    2112 by Rush
     
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  30. War Grundle

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    Toto - Rosanna
    Huey Lewis - Power of Love
    Backstreet - I Want It That Way
     
  31. bigred77

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    Baby got back
     
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  32. VaxRule

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    Heart - Crazy on You
     
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  33. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    My buddy does pony by ginuwine and there’s nothing that can make me laugh harder. He knows the dance moves from the video and everything.

    “You’re horny, let’s do it!”
     
  34. Xander Crews

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    the worst version of someone singing this was this way too overconfident white dude in Vegas.

    He realized it was way faster than he thought and butchered it.

    Then about a minute in, started trying to work the crowd by asking how everyone was doing tonight and then held the mic to the crowd and told them to “sing it, you know the words”

    Never heard a karaoke joint that silent
     
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  35. Gunners

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    I’d like to say party in the USA but I would butcher a true classic
     
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  36. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Heat of the Moment - Asia
     
  37. BudKilmer

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    Little Miss Can’t be Wrong by Spin Doctors is a good sleeper pick
     
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  38. Bert Handsome

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    LA Woman from the Doors
     
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  39. bro

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    Everywhere - Michelle branch
     
  40. John McGuirk

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    Africa - Toto

    it’s the only answer. I have only sung karaoke about 5 times total. 4 of them were Africa
     
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  41. John McGuirk

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    The other one was what’s up by 4 non blondes
     
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  42. GamecockInCbus

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    Big Balls - AC/DC
     
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  43. soulfly

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    One of my favorite songs of all time. Such a bizarre background with that artist and how her music wound up in Demme’s works.
     
  44. DayDomination

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  45. bro

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    Fergalicious just brought the house down
     
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  46. arsenal

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    Fergalicious? Definition: make the boys go loco
     
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  47. JGator1

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    Choosing among the 10s at the bar after they heard you sing?
     
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  48. IHHH

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  49. a.tramp

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    I have been known to do All
    Shook Up by Elvis.
     
  50. Boo MFer!

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    Do you shake your hips and gyrate too?