The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

If you've been an NFL agent for 27 years, you're doing something right. He simply wants everyone to know that he potentially has the power to get Johnny into rehab again. If not, he's Pilate telling the Jews that he isn't responsible for Christ's death by washing his hands. Win-win for him, actually.

 

probably try to shame this stupid son of a bitch into doing something to save his life

 

Dude needs to surround himself with better people. Drake's assistant is probably a fun guy but his lifestyle isn't conducive to getting sober and focused. He needs to lock himself down and surround himself with a group of total football nerds. The problem is I don't think Johnny gives a fuck about ball. I think we have seen the last of him on the field

 

Earlier this week, Manziel hired the well-known agent Drew Rosenhaus, in efforts to try and get picked up by an NFL team in need of a quarterback. That agreement came under one condition: Manziel would enter treatment. According to all reports, that has not yet happened. Rosenhaus did say that if Johnny did eventually seek rehab, he will consider rescinding the termination.

That seems to be a far off possibility now considering Rosenhaus most likely won’t like the newest Johnny Manziel news floating around, that of a house party that left a 4.5 million dollar Los Angeles home destroyed and drug ridden.

“They were supposed to check out at noon. Manziel was passed out. … There was cocaine all over the kitchen table, and mushrooms were still out on the table in front of him. There was booze everywhere … broken glasses over the floor and a Champagne glass in a tree. … If they don’t respond to our demand for compensation, we will sue.”

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2016/04/15/johnny-manziel-rental-house/83069184/

 

Holy meltdown Batman

 

Yikes

 

Going to make for one hell of a 30 for 30 someday though

 

Meltdown?
That sounds like a party.
My invite must've got lost in the mail.

 

I think Vontaze Burfict should produce the 30 for 30.

 

"What if I told you there was a bigger dumbass than Ryan Leaf?"

 

I'm guessing with the Aquaphor and saran wrap someone just got some more new ink.

 

Those are my 2nd favorite Jordans.

 

What's his number in the death pool? 30 days? 90 days? Does he actually make it on an NFL roster and then overdoses while celebrating?

 

Also, that looks like my house in college.

 

this keeps getting better and better

 

Wow I didn't know people still got down with shrooms. Love seeing that.

 

where have you been gramps?

 

There are Hollywood writers that couldn't make this shit up.

Here's the smiley progression of Johnny Football:









:doitfaggot:



:fuckyocouch:

 

Or a Gubbs post

 

Shrooms, cocaine, and champagne. There's a song in there somewhere.

 

10 years out of college I figured kids were no longer in to hallucinogens. Glad I was wrong though

 

Dude is a legit addict at this point.

Skip Bayless calling him an alcoholic a while back was actually pretty fucking spot on.

 

What kind of animals waste coke like that?

 

Fucking Aggies. Just the worst.

 

No shit. You lick the residue off the glass. Fucking amateurs.

 

Camel crushes is the least surprising thing in this photo.

 

There's hope after all.

 

Wonder where he lives. Seems like a place where if you bring some kind of drugs he will let you in the door.

 

"OMG guys I'm such a hippie!"

 

I call bullshit. Nobody doesn't do all the coke.

 

what are the chances he gets drugged tested within a week?

 

My god

 

He's an Aggie. He's used to being covered in balls.

 

Not saying that's not him...but, man he looks different/skinny. Does he have that arm tattoo?

 

yeah, he has a tattoo on his forearm. he's going to die very soon. dump come defend him.

 

Yeah, man.

 

I would agree after the second photo....which was posted after my post.

 

the coke got him skinny now

 

Lol I'm starting to love him

 

Little faggots who throw fits on a golf course. Also Texans, apparently.