The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

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  1. dump

    dump Oklahoma’s Daddy
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    Most miserable time of my life
     
    #651 dump, Mar 12, 2016
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  2. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    but you've been an aggie fan your whole life

    what's the difference
     
    #652 fucktx, Mar 12, 2016
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  3. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Johnny definitely has a type
     
    #653 EdmondDantes, Mar 12, 2016
  4. IHHH

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    ????????
     
    #654 IHHH, Mar 12, 2016
  5. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    He fucks hot chicks. Can't fault him for that.
     
    #655 Hoss Bonaventure, Mar 12, 2016
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  6. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: I cannot stop laughing



    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
    #656 CraigAnne Conway, Mar 13, 2016
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  7. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    #657 Handcuffed, Mar 15, 2016
  8. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Has Johnny's new hand tat been discussed? Thats "12-6-1992" in Roman numerals for his birthday and the Rolex logo to add a splash of class.
    [​IMG]
     
    #658 Hoss Bonaventure, Apr 4, 2016
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  9. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
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    Might as well tattoo his ssn while he's at it.
     
    #659 CUAngler, Apr 4, 2016
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  10. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Just put a blonde wig on it and no one will notice.
     
    #660 Hoss Bonaventure, Apr 4, 2016
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  11. Bruce Wayne

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    The white trash is strong in this one
     
    #661 Bruce Wayne, Apr 4, 2016
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  12. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ for
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    The montage of people losing their collective shit when Cleveland deafted Manziel is one of the 3 or 4 most embarrassing things i have seen in a while. Embarrassing franchise. Embarrassing people. Embarrassing city. Embarrassing inevitable bust QB prospect. I'd probably kill myself if i were in one of those draft day videos just sayin
     
    #662 pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ, Apr 4, 2016
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  13. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I think it's more embarrassing for the Aggie fans who became Browns fans because of him, but then again it's dump.
     
    #663 Hoss Bonaventure, Apr 4, 2016
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  14. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    You know what? I don't like you very much anymore.
     
    #664 dukebuckeye, Apr 4, 2016
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  15. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    #665 Pelican, Apr 10, 2016
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  16. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill
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    He's definitely not drunk in that video
     
    #666 JohnLocke, Apr 10, 2016
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  17. dathalfnukkahd

    dathalfnukkahd dat nukka high definition
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    He's on coke
     
    #667 dathalfnukkahd, Apr 10, 2016
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  18. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    I can never forgive dblplay1212 for saying he would rather have taken Johnny than Bortles on draft night a few years ago.
     
    #668 kennypowers, Apr 10, 2016
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    That's a lie and I won't stand for it. I wasn't a Bortles fan but labeling me as a JFF supporter is a lie.
     
    #669 dblplay1212, Apr 10, 2016
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  20. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    What a trainwreck
     
    #671 devine, Apr 10, 2016
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    #672 CTownND, Apr 10, 2016
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  22. broken internet

    broken internet Everything I touch turns to gold.
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    He hasn't been hospitalized yet, but he keeps slowly creeping up my celebrity death list all the time.

    I believe the headline when he does die should have a one word title: WELP...
     
    #673 broken internet, Apr 11, 2016
  23. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    #674 OopsPowSurprise, Apr 11, 2016
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  24. mb711

    mb711 West Coast Barner
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    #675 mb711, Apr 11, 2016
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  25. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I don't see any way Johnny manziel and Josh Gordon living together can go wrong
     
    #676 devine, Apr 11, 2016
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  26. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    Dude makes Ryan Leaf look like he had his shit together
     
    #677 miles, Apr 11, 2016
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  27. NP13

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    and Gordon failed another drug test. these are just 2 remarkably stupid people.
     
    #678 NP13, Apr 11, 2016
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  28. CTownND

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    Well, I live in WeHo right off Sunset Blvd as well (I'm a half mile or so from the club he always goes to).

    As a Browns fan, would love to hang out with these gents one night!
     
    #679 CTownND, Apr 11, 2016
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  29. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    Just astonishing at this point, really.
     
    #680 TheChatch, Apr 12, 2016
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  30. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Johnny is definitely dead af within the next 3 years but how are we thinking he goes? I will say automobile accident while intoxicated. Other plausible options include OD and self inflicted gunshot wound.

    Get your guesses in today.
     
    #681 EdmondDantes, Apr 12, 2016
  31. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    He's the classic example of the person who tries to act super kool and happy go lucky when he's actually very very unhappy.
     
    #682 EdmondDantes, Apr 12, 2016
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  32. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Team Johnny and I will fight all of you
     
    #683 lechnerd, Apr 12, 2016
  33. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    I mean as if everyone didn't know it already, Gordon at this point is just proving that he loves weed way more than football and money.
     
    #684 miles, Apr 12, 2016
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  34. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    A hooker will stab him to death after he tries to get his money back.
     
    #685 Magneto, Apr 12, 2016
  35. buckwild

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    heroin od
     
    #686 buckwild, Apr 12, 2016
  36. HotMic

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    Drunk driving accident in West Hollywood.
     
    #687 HotMic, Apr 12, 2016
  37. MajorRaider

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    Eaten by wolves.
     
    #688 MajorRaider, Apr 12, 2016
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  38. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    I am going with killed following altercation in a nightclub/casino a la Tupac Shakur or drunk driving incident captured by paparazzi a la Princess Di
     
    #689 Tony Ray Bans, Apr 12, 2016
  39. HotMic

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    Taft was.

     
    #690 HotMic, Apr 12, 2016
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  40. MajorRaider

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    I'm glad somebody got it. Impressed really.
     
    #691 MajorRaider, Apr 12, 2016
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  41. Jack Parkman

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    #692 Jack Parkman, Apr 12, 2016
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    Posted by Mike Florio on April 13, 2016, 4:48 PM EDT
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    As it turns out, a false tale of living with Von Miller may not be the weirdest thing about Johnny Manziel’s most recent Saturday night.

    Via TMZ, Manziel was the passenger later that night in an alleged hit and run.

    Specifically, Manziel was riding in a vehicle that hit a light pole. He and the driver, Ryan Silverstein (a/k/a OVO Ryan, whatever that means) fled the scene on foot.

    And, of course, they were picked up by suspended Browns receiver Josh Gordon.

    Manziel and Silverstein later returned to the scene, and Manziel was interviewed by police. He has not been accused of any criminal wrongdoing.

    Still, Manziel’s involvement in yet another bizarre incident will do nothing to persuade a team to give him another chance.
     
    #693 Jack Parkman, Apr 13, 2016
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  43. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    shoots himself accidently in the dick then in the face on purpose
     
    #694 Mitch Cumstein, Apr 13, 2016
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  44. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    It's the Mack Brown Curse. This is what he gets for not coming to Texas to play safety.
     
    #695 * J Y *, Apr 13, 2016
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  45. je ne suis pas ici

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    Johnny Manziel’s 2nd agent this off-season, Drew Rosenhaus, informed Manziel either he gets treatment or he no longer will represent him. 12m
     
    #696 je ne suis pas ici, Apr 13, 2016
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  46. buckwild

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    How out of control must you be if Drew Fucking Rosenhaus is dumping you as a client?

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    Full Manziel-Rosenhaus story:

    Johnny Manziel’s second agent this off-season, Drew Rosenhaus, has informed the former Browns quarterback that either he gets treatment or he no longer will represent him, Rosenhaus said. “I have terminated the standard representation with Johnny Manziel in the hopes of helping him get the treatment I believe he needs,” Rosenhaus said. “I have informed him that if he takes the immediate steps I have outlined for him that I will rescind the termination and continue to represent him. Otherwise the termination will become permanent. There is a five-day window for me to rescind the termination. I’m hoping he takes the necessary steps to get his life back on track.”
     
    #697 buckwild, Apr 13, 2016
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  47. Bruce Wayne

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    Drew Rosenhaus has never in 27 years as #NFL agent fired a player as client. Johnny Manziel has 5 days to avoid being the first
     
    #698 Bruce Wayne, Apr 13, 2016
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  48. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    #699 JohnnyChimpo, Apr 13, 2016
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  49. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    What's the purpose of making that public?
     
    #700 BayouMafia, Apr 13, 2016
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