The official documentation of the demise of one Jonathan Paul Manziel.

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  1. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    Skinny, skeletor, tweaker Johnny will be leaner and more mobile...
     
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  2. devine

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    He likes to party more than play football

    So what

    I'm sure a lot of nfl'ers do, but Johnny isn't afraid to admit it and live how he wants. Plus he's rich already so he doesn't care about making more
     
  3. * J Y *

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    If he survives these next two years will be fun, but then what will he do once he has blown all his money?
     
  4. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill
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    Ya brah totally. Super cool stuff
     
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  5. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    i wonder how rich he really is

    he lasted two years on his rookie deal
     
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  6. devine

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    P sure he comes from a super wealthy family right?
     
  7. devine

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    I'm sure u r a hit at all the parties

    You wet blanket
     
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  8. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Didn't I read in another thread that the bars at aTm suck? He should just open up a spot in College Station and he and his bros can just waste away there.
     
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  9. Bert Handsome

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    IIRC His family fell into some oil money but it isn't multi generation wealth
     
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  10. Jack Parkman

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    Oh man dump would be there every weekend

    wait..
     
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  11. * J Y *

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    He has the perfect job waiting for him in CS working for a beer distributor. Would pay pretty well I'd bet.
     
  12. JGator1

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  13. Harvey Updyke

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    He has made a ton off of appearances and autograph deals also. That heisman is big $.

    But, he will most likely expire before his money does so it won't matter.
     
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  14. SuperCam

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    I'm shocked he doesn't have a baby mama at this point(does he?). As many drugs as he uses and gold digging sluts he's banging just seems like he would have a few by now.
     
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  15. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    oh, that sounds right

    but considering his dad is pleading with people to help him get manziel help, i'd be surprised if he has a family cc or something. i guess sponsorship money, appearance fees, autographs, and whatnot also help fuel his spending.

    but i'd be surprised if he has a ton of money left at this point. he clearly has spending issues and doesn't appear to have income.
     
  16. CraigAnne Conway

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    I'm looking forward to starting death anniversary threads for Jenny Football much like we do with Sean Taylor
     
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  17. lechnerd

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    While each week tests my unconditional support...still team Johnny.
     
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  18. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    COXX, weed leaf and an owl hand tat? COXX weed leaf and an owl hand tat.
    [​IMG]
     
  19. dathalfnukkahd

    dathalfnukkahd dat nukka high definition
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    The owl hand tat is Drake's symbol, or his crews symbol. I guess he's in Drakes crew, or wishes he was.
     
  20. Doc Louis

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    who else is not surprised Drake draws inspiration from shitty Target home decor?
     
  21. BTH

    BTH The most precious possession...is your own people.
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    Being in Drake's crew is like, the opposite of cool IMHO
     
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  22. buckwild

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    I'd pay $20 for him to take a drug test today, just so I can see what has been going into that body.
     
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  23. BTH

    BTH The most precious possession...is your own people.
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    He'd likely fail for: Cocaine, marijuana and probably MDMA. If they did a test that detected it, maybe oxycodone as well.
     
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  24. Tony Ray Bans

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    He was riding with Drake's assistant during that hit and run incident the other night. I think on some level Drake and him are cool

    [​IMG]
     
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  25. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    do drug tests pick up thumbs in buttholes because it's no doubt he's had extremities in his butt
     
  26. dathalfnukkahd

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    Apparently OVO Ryan is Drake's cousin
     
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  27. MajorRaider

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    His parents net worth is around $50 million dollars. That's multi-generational enough for him to keep this up for a bit.
     
  28. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    No clue what the "COXX" means, but I know what the first thing that came to my mind was.
     
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  29. Tony Ray Bans

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    Roman numeral of the year he was born I believe
     
  30. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    If that amount is true then sure, but with his lifestyle (and what we've seen from other athletes) it's not impossible to burn through.
     
  31. CraigAnne Conway

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    I feel like being in Drake's crew IRL is the equivalent of being in Kyle's crew on TMB
     
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  32. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    Nah, I'm with my boy dump, that's why we're all wearing blue polos.
     
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  33. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke Terminally Chill
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    Drake's fanboy ways are extremely odd
     
  34. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    His father was an enabler and at some point will have to choose to either let Johnny go through his money (and likely end up dead) or not give him his money (and Johnny end up dead).

    I find it funny that he thinks (or at least publicly expresses these believes) an NFL team will pick him up anytime soon. It's not like he was lighting the world on fire in the NFL. He was, at best, a below-average qb that brings a ton of garbage and profile with him. It's like bizarro Tim Tebow.
     
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  35. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    Does this mean he likes Cox?
    I mean at least you know Tebow would show up to practice sober and like him or not he works his ass off. really nothing alike
     
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  36. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    No, that's on his right hand under the Rolex symbol tat
     
  37. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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  38. zeberdee

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    it's not COXX it's CDXX and it's the roman numeral for 420.
     
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  39. Tony Ray Bans

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    Whoops. Sorry lol
     
  40. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    So did you just not get the Bizarro reference?
     
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  41. miles

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    I knew he had a lot of bust potential but holy shit the dude is basically the athlete equivalent of Charlie sheen.
     
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  42. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Thus the bizarro reference. They are both below-average qbs who bring with them a ton of media exposure but won't be able to find an NFL team for completely opposite reasons.
     
  43. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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  44. * J Y *

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    Lol at cnw having his family at 50 mil. I'd be shocked if his parents had 3 mil, and 2 would surprise me quite a bit.
     
  45. dathalfnukkahd

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    What do his parents do?
     
  46. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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  47. * J Y *

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    No clue. His dad fled Tyler when all the scams he was running with their family caught up to him. Thats when they moved to Kerrville, where his dad was hustling people on the golf course at local clubs until his reputation caught up to him. My Kerrville friends said their house wasn't anything special and no one certainly ever got the idea that they were some rich family. I wanna say his dad parlayed Johnny's fame into a job at a car dealership somewhere and his mom had a gift store somewhere for a little while. They may have had enough family money to send him to school where he wanted, but thats far from the bs that got started about him having uber wealthy parents.

    http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/...-was-larger-than-life-long-before-4723092.php
     
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  48. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis Que serĂ¡ serĂ¡ motherfucker
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    Lol it's all starting to add up. This story just keeps getting better and better
     
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  49. CraigAnne Conway

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    Wow so this whole family are pieces of shit
     
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  50. * J Y *

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    Do people not know this? The Manziel family is legit famous. Not for being rich, but for being a redneck east Texas version of the dixie mafia. Fwiw, I was told his mom is pretty nice and convinced his dad to get out of dodge once all the family scams were coming to light. Supposedly his dad is by far the most normal person in the family, and the guy I know that has hung out with Manziel quite a bit says he's really nice and a lot of fun. Loves coke. Has a nice disposition and a good sense of humor. This was when he was in college though, he's clearly gone off the deep end.
     
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