Paid and laid: The gentleman's guide to being over 30

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hogfan6494, Sep 12, 2011.

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TMBers over 30 - How old are you?

  1. 30-34

    253 vote(s)
    49.9%

  2. 35-39

    149 vote(s)
    29.4%

  3. 40-44

    61 vote(s)
    12.0%

  4. 45-49

    17 vote(s)
    3.4%

  5. 50-54

    8 vote(s)
    1.6%

  6. 55 & Above

    19 vote(s)
    3.7%
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  1. Duval

    Duval On a gravy train with biscuit wheels
    Donor TMB OG

    I still get carded, but it won't last much longer. Got a few grays peppered in right now, and hopefully that subsides.
     
    #51 Duval, Sep 12, 2011
  2. Fidelio

    Fidelio Well-Known Member
    Donor

    no way. Halfway there, but still prime
     
    #52 Fidelio, Sep 12, 2011
  3. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksHouston AstrosSt. Louis CardinalsDallas CowboysNew England Patriots

    Well I turn 33 in 6 weeks. I've got enough gray hair to let you guys borrow some :old:
     
    #53 hogfan, Sep 12, 2011
  4. mc415

    mc415 Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    California Golden BearsSan Francisco GiantsGolden State WarriorsSan Francisco 49'ersSan Jose SharksEvertonSan Jose EarthquakesSan Jose State SpartansUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamSneakers

    31 and get told i look like 25 or 26 all the time :dennard:
     
    #54 mc415, Sep 12, 2011
  5. Illinihockey

    Illinihockey Well-Known Member
    Chicago CubsChicago BullsChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksIllinois Fightin' IlliniLiverpool

    Me too, have a giant streak of it
     
    #55 Illinihockey, Sep 12, 2011
  6. Cza

    Cza Buns Glazing
    Donor TMB OG

    32, I get all fired up when I get carded for anything.
     
    #56 Cza, Sep 12, 2011
  7. MJRuff01

    MJRuff01 Well-Known Member

    I get individual grays every once in a while, I just pluck those fuckers out
     
    #57 MJRuff01, Sep 12, 2011
  8. Clubber Lang

    Clubber Lang High Potentate
    Donor

    i'll come back & vote in a couple of months :feelsbadman:
     
    #58 Clubber Lang, Sep 12, 2011
  9. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
    Donor
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesNew Orleans SaintsGrateful DeadPoker

    :old:
     
    #59 DUCKMOUTH, Sep 12, 2011
  10. Cza

    Cza Buns Glazing
    Donor TMB OG

    Something I actually said today ... "When I was your age, we didn't even have internet".
     
    #60 Cza, Sep 12, 2011
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  11. dvnasty

    dvnasty donuts make me go nuts
    Donor

    See you all 2 years from today
     
    #61 dvnasty, Sep 12, 2011
  12. MANPOW

    MANPOW Come & knock on our door - We’ve been waiting 4u
    Donor TMB OG
    Clemson TigersPhiladelphia EaglesAtlanta Braves

    #62 MANPOW, Sep 12, 2011
  13. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
    Donor
    Boston BruinsTampa Bay BuccaneersBoston Red SoxMinnesota Golden GophersNew England PatriotsFlorida State SeminolesBoston CelticsJacksonville Jaguars

    who's in that 4th tier with me? quit hiding
     
    #63 Mitch Cumstein, Sep 12, 2011
  14. Goose

    Goose Hi
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCincinnati BearcatsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsReal MadridXavier MusketeersDayton FlyersTiger WoodsFC CincinnatiPGA

    I don't even turn 21 till Thursday :smug:

    Old fucks
     
    #64 Goose, Sep 12, 2011
  15. Fidelio

    Fidelio Well-Known Member
    Donor

    you know what. . .without us. . .tmb would crumble
     
    #65 Fidelio, Sep 12, 2011
  16. bigjrock

    bigjrock Pillsbury Geauxboy
    Donor
    LSU TigersNew Orleans PelicansNew Orleans Saints

    Just joined the club a couple weeks ago.
     
    #66 bigjrock, Sep 12, 2011
  17. JBF76

    JBF76 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesBoston Red SoxBoston CelticsWashington Football Team

    Oh hi guys... i easily qualify for this club.. im present and accounted for. 35 but look 25 so ive been told.
     
    #67 JBF76, Sep 12, 2011
  18. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Defund the NCAA
    Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsBorussia DortmundArsenalAtlanta UnitedAvengersMiami Heat

    Me too :feelsgoodman:

    Need to add to the title that having multiple kids kills the laid part.
     
    #68 Chipper>Jeter, Sep 12, 2011
  19. Fidelio

    Fidelio Well-Known Member
    Donor

    #69 Fidelio, Sep 12, 2011
  20. UCFkc123

    UCFkc123 Best Supporting Poster
    Donor
    UCF KnightsKansas City ChiefsOrlando CityAntifa

    we could buy your ass
     
    #70 UCFkc123, Sep 12, 2011
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  21. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
    Donor
    Boston BruinsTampa Bay BuccaneersBoston Red SoxMinnesota Golden GophersNew England PatriotsFlorida State SeminolesBoston CelticsJacksonville Jaguars

    Now, go save up for a 12 pack of Busch light.
     
    #71 Mitch Cumstein, Sep 12, 2011
  22. FriarJuggs

    FriarJuggs 2.0
    Donor

     
    #72 FriarJuggs, Sep 12, 2011
  23. Goose

    Goose Hi
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCincinnati BearcatsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsReal MadridXavier MusketeersDayton FlyersTiger WoodsFC CincinnatiPGA

    Natty nigga
     
    #73 Goose, Sep 12, 2011
  24. UODuck69

    UODuck69 I am not a fucking new member.

    No biggie, when Alzheimers kicks in I can remember, you just got me in a lucid moment.
     
    #74 UODuck69, Sep 12, 2011
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  25. Fidelio

    Fidelio Well-Known Member
    Donor

    dont sell yourself short. like i was trying to say earlier, you're the sabertooth sage.....

    :bow:
     
    #75 Fidelio, Sep 12, 2011
  26. PatDyesLiver

    PatDyesLiver Fan of the bagman

    When I was 16 girls did not shave their cooters, at least not bald.
     
    #76 PatDyesLiver, Sep 12, 2011
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  27. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesChicago CubsReal Madrid

    Or borrow the money from Mom & Dad.
     
    #77 slogan119, Sep 12, 2011
  28. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
    Staff Donor TMB OG

    33 but usually get confused for 25 :smug: Hell, I even had someone confuse me for a high school kid when I was covering a high school football game at 31.
     
    #78 Blu Tang Clan, Sep 12, 2011
  29. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    young bucks be driving civics and drinking busch lite

    us obi-wan muthafuckas driving mercedes and sipping johnny walker blue

    and still paying student loans
     
    #79 fsugrad99, Sep 12, 2011
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  30. Poe Dameron

    Poe Dameron The best fucking pilot in the galaxy
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesNew York YankeesNew York KnicksNew York GiantsVancouver CanucksWWETexas State Bobcats

    I'm lucky because my loans were waived because I taught at a low SCS school
     
    #80 Poe Dameron, Sep 12, 2011
  31. Mallardstacker

    Mallardstacker Home of the Bagman Crew - Stacks N Sacks
    Donor

    37

    I don't mind these days though.... the herb and booze are much, much better now.
     
    #81 Mallardstacker, Sep 12, 2011
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  32. Fidelio

    Fidelio Well-Known Member
    Donor

    we know how to handle/enjoy our shit
     
    #82 Fidelio, Sep 12, 2011
  33. GoS

    GoS I heart shitty FB teams my life is forfeit
    Donor

    37 in a couple weeks. Digging this shit.
     
    #83 GoS, Sep 12, 2011
  34. Joe Louis

    Joe Louis no thank you turkish, i'm sweet enough
    Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesDetroit Tigers

    i'm gonna lurk this thread if it's ok with you gentlemen :chan:
     
    #84 Joe Louis, Sep 12, 2011
  35. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
    Staff Donor
    LSU TigersTexas RangersNew Orleans SaintsFulhamDulwich Hamlet

    I have 5 more months in tier 1
    [​IMG]
     
    #85 BayouMafia, Sep 12, 2011
  36. samarrand

    samarrand Miami Heats repeat under way
    Donor

    See you guys in 13 months...
     
    #86 samarrand, Sep 12, 2011
  37. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
    Donor
    Iowa HawkeyesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersKansas City Chiefs

    22, but awhile back some chick asked my girlfriend how old I was. She thought I was at least 30. Can I at least be an honorary member?
     
    #87 Buster Mahomes, Sep 12, 2011
  38. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    if you wanna be one of us, you gotta pay taxes like one of us

    also health insurance is now a thing
     
    #88 fsugrad99, Sep 12, 2011
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  39. Long Ball Larry

    Long Ball Larry . .
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideMiami Dolphins

    30:heythere:
     
    #89 Long Ball Larry, Sep 13, 2011
  40. MJRuff01

    MJRuff01 Well-Known Member

    nah but in college there was that 18 month phase where all the chicks would wear their jeans low and pull up the sides of their panties. That shit still turns me on.
     
    #90 MJRuff01, Sep 13, 2011
  41. broXcore

    broXcore cat
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsNew York KnicksKansas City ChiefsSporting Kansas CityTottenham HotspurFormula 1

    7 years to go, but i still respect this thread
     
    #91 broXcore, Sep 13, 2011
  42. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksHouston AstrosSt. Louis CardinalsDallas CowboysNew England Patriots

    Yeah so being the old guy in grad school as I'm going back, that has its fun moments. First seeing the 21-24 year olds freak out at the work load. Also teaching the 18-19 year old kids is always a laugh. I throw out all sorts of cultural references go over their heads like this.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zyjLyBp64

    Lots of blank stares :bang:

    Oh and not realizing that the 2003 invasion of Iraq was not the first time we've invaded Iraq and had something called the "Gulf War"
     
    #92 hogfan, Sep 13, 2011
  43. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    kids these days :facepalm:

    don't know that Desert Storm kicked Sadam's ass and Desert Swarm shutout Miami
     
    #93 fsugrad99, Sep 13, 2011
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  44. Eric The Viking

    Eric The Viking Nitro, the All Knowing
    Donor TMB OG

    32 and just tested my vertical jump at work. Unfortunately, it was a 31, so this is likely the last year that I can say that I could jump my age in inches...

    ...But, I was cast as a high school football player a couple of years ago, and have been used as a high school football player in the TV show "Necessary Roughness", so at least I still look young (with a helmet on).
     
    #94 Eric The Viking, Sep 13, 2011
  45. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug
    TMB OG

    ah, so these are the people who don't understand the pokemon meme thread
     
    #95 jwpearl, Sep 13, 2011
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  46. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
    Staff Donor
    LSU TigersTexas RangersNew Orleans SaintsFulhamDulwich Hamlet

    not a clue
     
    #96 BayouMafia, Sep 13, 2011
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  47. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
    Donor
    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesNew Orleans SaintsGrateful DeadPoker

    I know it's a gig and all, but you should have turned down that awful show. Where is your integrity as an actor?
     
    #97 DUCKMOUTH, Sep 13, 2011
  48. bags

    bags America Fuck Yeah
    Donor

    checking in. hit tier 2 in November
     
    #98 bags, Sep 13, 2011
  49. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSan Francisco GiantsOklahoma City ThunderDallas CowboysSan Francisco 49'ersMontreal Impact

    33 and grey as a mother fucker. Love getting paid and was told the 23 year old assistant at my friends company wants to do drinks later this week. Let's see if my old ass can manage to not Fuck it up.
     
    #99 THF, Sep 13, 2011
  50. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
    Donor

    Still a full head of hair and no gray. So, there's that.
     
    #100 Redav, Sep 13, 2011
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