Paid and laid: The gentleman's guide to being over 30

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hogfan6494, Sep 12, 2011.

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TMBers over 30 - How old are you?

  1. 30-34

    253 vote(s)
    49.9%

  2. 35-39

    149 vote(s)
    29.4%

  3. 40-44

    61 vote(s)
    12.0%

  4. 45-49

    17 vote(s)
    3.4%

  5. 50-54

    8 vote(s)
    1.6%

  6. 55 & Above

    19 vote(s)
    3.7%
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  1. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Arkansas RazorbacksHouston AstrosSt. Louis CardinalsDallas CowboysNew England Patriots

    Since the other thread is fubar'd over 30, here is the poll for the older MBers.
     
    #1 hogfan, Sep 12, 2011
  2. Fidelio

    Fidelio Well-Known Member
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    boom
     
    #2 Fidelio, Sep 12, 2011
  3. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesChicago CubsReal Madrid

    Fuck. Just hit the 2nd tier of old a few months back. Motherfuck.
     
    #3 slogan119, Sep 12, 2011
  4. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksWest Ham UnitedBall State Cardinals

    why create a whole new poll without all of the options?
     
    #4 $P1, Sep 12, 2011
  5. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Arkansas RazorbacksHouston AstrosSt. Louis CardinalsDallas CowboysNew England Patriots

    This is the old men's club :laugh:
     
    #5 hogfan, Sep 12, 2011
  6. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksWest Ham UnitedBall State Cardinals

    Suggest title change to: "Paid and laid: The gentleman's guide to being over 30"
     
    #6 $P1, Sep 12, 2011
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  7. Fidelio

    Fidelio Well-Known Member
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    it's the best tier. we in our prime.
     
    #7 Fidelio, Sep 12, 2011
  8. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Arkansas RazorbacksHouston AstrosSt. Louis CardinalsDallas CowboysNew England Patriots

    Done :beerchug:
     
    #8 hogfan, Sep 12, 2011
  9. AUB

    AUB My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
    Donor TMB OG
    Washington CapitalsCarolina PanthersCarolina HurricanesAuburn Tigers

    24 years young :mulletsmug:
     
    #9 AUB, Sep 12, 2011
  10. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Arkansas RazorbacksHouston AstrosSt. Louis CardinalsDallas CowboysNew England Patriots

    Get out bitch. You're not ready to be in this exclusive club yet :smug:
     
    #10 hogfan, Sep 12, 2011
  11. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia FlyersArsenalPhiladelphia UnionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    see you guys in a few years.
     
    #11 zeberdee, Sep 12, 2011
  12. Jork

    Jork Just a humble motherfucker with a big ass dick
    Staff Donor

    This
     
    #12 Jork, Sep 12, 2011
  13. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    I join the club in 4 years :ohnoes:
     
    #13 Hank Scorpio, Sep 12, 2011
  14. oknole

    oknole MC OG
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersOklahoma City ThunderTampa Bay Buccaneers

     
    #14 oknole, Sep 12, 2011
  15. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksWest Ham UnitedBall State Cardinals

    Club formerly known as Mid-Careerzy and Oldzy, but now 40's the new 30.
     
    #15 $P1, Sep 12, 2011
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  16. PHXNole2000

    PHXNole2000 Well-Known Member
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    35, still have all my hair and no grays.
     
    #16 PHXNole2000, Sep 12, 2011
  17. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    Been in the club 6 months.

    Sup brothers.

    35 is the new 25, except with more money & still banging 25 y/o's
     
    #17 Where Eagles Dare, Sep 12, 2011
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  18. Racki

    Racki All is well on Unicorn Island
    Donor TMB OG
    Penn State Nittany LionsPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia EaglesPhiladelphia Flyers

    The same. Born in the GOAT year in the GOAT month. 7/76 bicentennial baby. America Fuck Yeah.
     
    #18 Racki, Sep 12, 2011
  19. AUB

    AUB My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
    Donor TMB OG
    Washington CapitalsCarolina PanthersCarolina HurricanesAuburn Tigers

    Have fun getting your prostate checked. Got a full head of hair and can go to college bars without looking creepy still :mulletsmug:
     
    #19 AUB, Sep 12, 2011
  20. MJRuff01

    MJRuff01 Well-Known Member

     
    #20 MJRuff01, Sep 12, 2011
  21. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Arkansas RazorbacksHouston AstrosSt. Louis CardinalsDallas CowboysNew England Patriots

    Meh I started losing my hair at 21 so that isn't new. Being married keeps me out of college bars most of the time since the wife frowns upon me fucking random women :roll:
     
    #21 hogfan, Sep 12, 2011
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  22. Duval

    Duval On a gravy train with biscuit wheels
    Donor TMB OG

    Turned 30 in may, full head of hair despite being married. Hello, fellow old bastards.
     
    #22 Duval, Sep 12, 2011
  23. Arkie Proud

    Arkie Proud The Dungeon Master
    Staff

    I think I graduated high school before a lot of these folks were born...
     
    #23 Arkie Proud, Sep 12, 2011
  24. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesChicago CubsReal Madrid

    You have that problem, too?
     
    #24 slogan119, Sep 12, 2011
  25. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksHouston AstrosSt. Louis CardinalsDallas CowboysNew England Patriots

    Yeah I can't figure it. I told her I would share them with her. :idk:
     
    #25 hogfan, Sep 12, 2011
  26. Fidelio

    Fidelio Well-Known Member
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    speshully in socal :dennard:
     
    #26 Fidelio, Sep 12, 2011
  27. UODuck69

    UODuck69 I am not a fucking new member.

    Sup
     
    #27 UODuck69, Sep 12, 2011
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  28. Fidelio

    Fidelio Well-Known Member
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    fucking sage
     
    #28 Fidelio, Sep 12, 2011
  29. UODuck69

    UODuck69 I am not a fucking new member.

    :gocho:
     
    #29 UODuck69, Sep 12, 2011
  30. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    This is just my speed:smug:
     
    #30 Zack Zedalis, Sep 12, 2011
  31. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Florida State SeminolesTampa Bay Rays

    31 and same
     
    #31 War Grundle, Sep 12, 2011
  32. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    I have all my hair, but I'm gray as a motherfucker. I blame the wife, 2 kids & 2 mortgages
     
    #32 Zack Zedalis, Sep 12, 2011
  33. Duval

    Duval On a gravy train with biscuit wheels
    Donor TMB OG

    Those HELOC's are a motherfucker, Zack.
     
    #33 Duval, Sep 12, 2011
  34. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Shit man, I wish it was that! I've got two houses I'm floating because I can't sell the other one
     
    #34 Zack Zedalis, Sep 12, 2011
  35. Duval

    Duval On a gravy train with biscuit wheels
    Donor TMB OG

    Hope you have a renter, amigo. As you know, its a shit market right now, but not as bad in jax as compared to other areas in the state.
     
    #35 Duval, Sep 12, 2011
  36. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    We have an offer pending, but I've been floating this fucker for over 18 months
     
    #36 Zack Zedalis, Sep 12, 2011
  37. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesChicago CubsReal Madrid

    I need to offer up that solution next time. Maybe she'll take me up on it.
     
    #37 slogan119, Sep 12, 2011
  38. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
    Donor
    Boston Red SoxDenver BroncosColorado AvalanceNorth Carolina TarheelsDeVry FarvasPortland Trail BlazersOregon Ducks

    32

    :dennard:
     
    #38 TheChatch, Sep 12, 2011
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  39. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Member since May
     
    #39 Redav, Sep 12, 2011
  40. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    They never do, but I keep throwing it out to mine as well. She may cave before I die
     
    #40 Zack Zedalis, Sep 12, 2011
  41. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    Boston BruinsTampa Bay BuccaneersBoston Red SoxMinnesota Golden GophersNew England PatriotsFlorida State SeminolesBoston CelticsJacksonville Jaguars

    just hit the fourth tier this year.

    As long as OUduckfan posts here, I'm good. Keep your nitro pills close buddy.
     
    #41 Mitch Cumstein, Sep 12, 2011
  42. UODuck69

    UODuck69 I am not a fucking new member.

    Mitch it is UO, I am not a Okie fan.
     
    #42 UODuck69, Sep 12, 2011
  43. fsutony

    fsutony Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesManchester City

    34 out of shape and losing my hair :getmoneyfuckbitches:
     
    #43 fsutony, Sep 12, 2011
  44. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideNew York YankeesJacksonville Jaguars2pacSneakersFormula 1

    33
     
    #44 dblplay1212, Sep 12, 2011
  45. mma1

    mma1 Well-Known Member
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    Florida State SeminolesBoston Red SoxCleveland Browns

    Old man here, these young fucks have no idea what is coming for them.
     
    #45 mma1, Sep 12, 2011
  46. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    Boston BruinsTampa Bay BuccaneersBoston Red SoxMinnesota Golden GophersNew England PatriotsFlorida State SeminolesBoston CelticsJacksonville Jaguars

    I panicked. My mistake.
     
    #46 Mitch Cumstein, Sep 12, 2011
  47. Poe Dameron

    Poe Dameron The best fucking pilot in the galaxy
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    Ohio State BuckeyesNew York YankeesNew York KnicksNew York GiantsVancouver CanucksWWETexas State Bobcats

    como estan pinches? 31, greying and thinning hair right now. I think I'm going to end up looking like a dark Mediterranean Tony Dungy.
     
    #47 Poe Dameron, Sep 12, 2011
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  48. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    Still first tier :gocho:

    Know what's awesome fellow old farts? Having money

    That and we can still date 25 year olds and it's socially acceptable
     
    #48 fsugrad99, Sep 12, 2011
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  49. supercity

    supercity TMB's house honky
    Donor

    39. Might as well be dead.
     
    #49 supercity, Sep 12, 2011
  50. Not William

    Not William Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson Tide

    Just turned 30.

    I'm at that point where I still have my ID ready out of habit when I buy booze, but nobody every asks for it anymore. :tebow:
     
    #50 Not William, Sep 12, 2011
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