Paid and laid: The gentleman's guide to being over 30

Bones were cracking and creaking when I got out of bed this morning

 

Here, still with a full head of hair and not a sign of grey...yet.

 

You'll be pounding ensure over an ipa soon.

 

I've banned myself from that thread.

 

checking in on tier 1

 

I turned 30 in March and have a ton of grey hair.

 

I have a year to wait till i join this club.

 

I guess the ensure will replace the myoplex, but the IPA will not be replaced

 

I didn't know you were almost my age... I don't feel as old on here anymore.

 

I have no idea what anything in the pokemon thread means. but this thread does make me feel much better about being an old fuck

 

And still look early twenties

 

I still get carded all the time and have had numerous people think I'm handing them a fake because they refused to believe I was in my thirties. Worked to my advantage at the beach this past weekend though.

 

Wait, paid AND laid. Definitely the first, not so much the second - that disappeared with marriage.

 

Yeah, I have only watched the first episode. No idea how the rest of it has gone.

 

Met a coworkers son who is 12 this morning and he said hello Mr. War Taint. Damn.

 

And I just had a child so neither really applies.

 

Cannot stand getting called sir.

 

37 and still getting carded despite looking like a svelte David Wells

 

It gets better man. At least it did for me

 

Don't worry, dirty old man replaces it.

 

I'm ready for that one

 

35 will be 36 in November. I'm bald & I have to get finger-banged by my urologist who has hands like Dr. J. Gettin' old is great.

 

I thought that shit started at 40?

 

He said it was great

 

I think it generally is supposed too....I had/have prostititis so I get to experience this joy already.

 

GI Joe and Transformers, YES. Looking back on He-Man though, kind of gay.

 

First Softball game was last night. Back & Abs/core is a little sore from swinging a bat & throwing. #1footinthegrave@30

 

I played beach volleyball for the first time in a few years and was sore as fuck the next few days.

 

Lots of GOAT users in that first tier.

31 and already quite grey.

 

Neither is The Dukes of Hazzard. I was shocked to find that out when I rewatched some of the first few seasons.

 

with the exception of this guy:

 

I've got my 1st Pathetic Old Man basketball game coming up in the next week or so. I'm looking forward to being able to feel my pulse in my face

 

knee brace. Headband. Goggles. Go

 

It's such a gas when people vote to be 55+ when they aren't. It's a real rib tickler....

/crotchityoldmanpost

 

justifiable homicide if you ask me.

 

Same here.

The frickin' day I turned 30 I went to the beer store with my expired license, that piece of paper from the DMV saying my new license was on the way, and my passport all ready so when I got ID'ed there wouldn't be any issue. The chick at the checkout didn't even card me (I look youngish I suppose).... that's some jedi mind shit right there.

 

Get this a lot as well.

 

Being a short chubby white guy makes me not the most useful guy on the basketball court, I just play defense and try to hustle. If I score once per game, I've done my point.

Still get out and play football though. We have group that plays 11 on 11 flag football. Full Oline and Dline, regular football rules, just pulling the flag instead of the actual tackle. The line beats each other up, its glorious. Limp around like a gimp the next day, though.

 

I only get carded at the grocery store where they have to swipe it. It is merely a formality, but I'll take it as a win.

 

2nd tier. Working on getting my high school vert back so I can amaze s.

 

Never have I seen a "cute" Wal-Mart employee