Paid and laid: The gentleman's guide to being over 30

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hogfan6494, Sep 12, 2011.

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TMBers over 30 - How old are you?

  1. 30-34

    49.9%
  2. 35-39

    29.4%
  3. 40-44

    12.0%
  4. 45-49

    3.4%
  5. 50-54

    1.6%
  6. 55 & Above

    3.7%
  1. thunderstruck

    thunderstruck I'm a Boss

    Could be a possibility then, I just figured your eyes were starting to fail you.
     
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  2. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Being 6'3" I'm one of the taller guys out there and usually have to play in the post. My goal for every game is a "triple single".

    I play full tackle football with some younger guys from work with d and o lines and actual kickoffs...last time I played, I was QB and got hit high when planting to make a cut, tore my right meniscus:facepalm:
     
  3. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Nah, my hearing is shot from explosions in Afghanistan. Mother nature is taking my hair and turning what is left gray. I'm fat an out of shape. But I've still got perfect vision :roll::roll:
     
  4. The_QCT

    The_QCT Well-Known Member
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    32 - Still have all my hair, no greys...and I still get carded. Also, getting divorced...so back in the game.
     
  5. VTA

    VTA Smells like a cat ate weed & pissed in a Xmas tree
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    1st tier for another year. Hair has started migrating from top of the head to the back, which rocks with a tank top and a porn stache. Anyone have an old pair of OP chords shorts?
     
  6. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    nope but I have a senior picture where I'm sporting a Hypercolor shirt...class of '92 RULES!!!!!!
     
  7. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Hypercolor shirts....I remember those....
     
  8. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    We used to wear those to tennis practice. :facepalm:
     
  9. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Remember wearing those in ~4th grade.

    Anyone remember rocking those Mexican woven poncho type things? Can't remember what their called.
     
  10. Biggunz

    Biggunz Well-Known Member
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    C'mon, man, ITT we're over 30 and know better than Ron Savage the proper use of they're/their/there.
     
  11. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    FUCK

    I'm typically pretty solid on their/they're.

    Busy at work :welpseeyalater:
     
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  12. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    I was the first kid in my school to get one of those shirts where the writing was all in dots so it looks blurry.

    It was a Mossimo and it said "Sight for sore eyes"

    I was a God that day.
     
  13. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    After seeing the movie Sideout, spent the rest of my high school career rocking Mossimo, Body Glove, and Redsand gear
     
  14. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Bajas are what I called them
    [​IMG]
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Haha, yes!!!
     
  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Hit 40 in April. Thank God black dont crack.
     
  17. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Hahaha I definitely remember these!
     
  18. Phil Connors

    Donor TMB OG
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    Typical over 30 excuse for grammar errors.
     
  19. UODuck69

    UODuck69 I am not a fucking new member.

    You weren't rockin unless you sported this look

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    with a pair of these

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  20. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
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    Shopping at Oak Tree, DJ's and Chess King was it. Don't know if they were national or regional chains, but they were the spots
     
  21. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    The P&L contingent of TMB should contribute 1% of our earnings and buy TMB an Island, IMO.

    Another thing the youngsters of TMB don't know about is flying in pussy. Booking a girls flight and sending a car to pick her up at the airport is pretty much a prerequisite to membership itt.
     
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  22. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
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    Have done this
     
  23. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    That would be awesome, but at this point I'm only putting money into the business. Hopefully I can sell it and retire at some point. :ohdear:
     
  24. naganole

    naganole I'm a pretty big deal around here.
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    32. And I have a blue suit....
     
  25. MJRuff01

    MJRuff01 Well-Known Member

    I have flown in some ass, but picked her up at the airport myself. Next time I'll get a car, that is a far more boss of a move.
     
  26. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Prime time is that you?
     
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  27. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Have never flown in ass. Can't imagine why I would.
     
  28. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I would just like to tap the asses of those in your avatar. Good Lord!
     
  29. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    ~200.00 for the flight up from LAX or SFO. Flat fee of 50.00 for a town car from the airport into downtown. You dont have to worry about sitting in traffic in work attire to pick her up. Go home from work, shower up, have a cocktail and wait for delivery. this allows you to continue to drink while she freshens up in the bathroom you had time to clean, or were smart enough to have a maid clean, because you didnt have to play chauffeur on a Thursday evening.

    It's fairly practical, to be honest. If you travel as much as I do and keep in touch with folks from school, you're always meeting new girls in different cities. As long as you're not a creepy fuck, girls are always down to hop on a plane that was booked for them.

    In Seattle, it actually costs me less to send a town car than it would to pay for her cab. :themoreyouknow:
     
  30. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    Well, Vic...that's because you live in LA, where a girl who's a 6.5 knows she's a 6.5 and doesn't try to play like a 10. Come visit Seattle, where any girl with straight teeth thinks she's Megan Fox. Seattle has a big problem with that. Strangely enough, Portland doesn't at all. I'm still trying to figure that out.
     
  31. I<3privatedances

    I<3privatedances enjoys himself in the champagne room
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    Turn 30 in December, getting rid of a sports car for a 4x4, hairline is no bueno and yes these jeans are Bugle Boy.
     
  32. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Was not calling you out, just reminded of Prime Time's text in this thread

    http://www.the-mainboard.com/index....ng-after-pacman-jones-plays-matchmaker.98505/
     
  33. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    hello fellow first tier oldsters. :heythere:
     
  34. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    As would I. As would I.

    I guess. Never really thought about the concept of flying in chicks.
     
  35. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    Well, there's probably a lot we can learn from each other. :dennard:
     
  36. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    The town car to/from the airport should not be overlooked. Whenever I travel for work I have a car service take care of my transport both ways. On the way there a guy shows up at my door, takes my bags, and when I get in he hands me a bottle of water. On the way back there's someone right outside of customs or baggage claim with my name on a card and he takes my bags.

    Not only is it easy as hell but I don't have to deal with my wife trying to navigate the airport, getting lost, being late, and other woman shit and it's much cheaper than parking in the airport garage, plus I just expense the charges.
    :ballin:
     
  37. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    Like I said.....
     
  38. Caga palo

    Caga palo Put my pager on a vibe..cuz a Junky is a Junky 365
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    Orale'.. esto aqui
     
  39. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    This is great. Now if I can just send the wife and kids away and a small vacation...... :loldog:
     
  40. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    A covert ops specialist should have no problem finding a way to neutralize his wife and 2 ankle biters for a 48hr period. Shit, powe is half retarded and would still be able to muster the chloroform suggestion....
     
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  41. JBF76

    JBF76 Well-Known Member
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    This thread turned out to be pretty awesome.
     
  42. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    voting members of this thread are like TMB Illuminati

    we're making all the decisions, but nobody knows it
     
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  43. southside

    southside Well-Known Member
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    youre already there
     
  44. Duval

    Duval On a gravy train with biscuit wheels
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    I used to think that I wanted a job that required a lot of travel, now I'm not so sure. However, it would be nice to get out of some household chores.
     
  45. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    It's cool for a couple of months, then you realize that one hotel is just like the other, and so are the airplanes. And then they serve fucking cold salmon salad 75% of the time in first class and everyone groans because they are all road warriors too and have eaten it 47 times in the past month. Seriously American Airlines always has an omelet for breakfast, a cold salmon salad as one of the lunch choices, and some variation of breaded chicken, starch, and vegetable on every fucking flight. And you realize that most room service sucks, and every guy in every hotel bar is exactly the same guy with the same topics of conversation, and the time spent sitting on hotel or rental car shuttles or taxiing to/from gates is a wasted part of life you'll never get back.

    And if you're a faithful married guy you know you're not having sex at least 4 nights out of each week.
     
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  46. UODuck69

    UODuck69 I am not a fucking new member.

    Been there done that. Ambiance may change slightly, but if you travel a lot the hardcore things don't. Since I had no interest in cheating on my wife, I had 2 highlights, TV sports in my room, or the most important, playing the trivia console games at a bar, nursing a beer and some wings. Being in a niche business, networking in the bars wasn't much of an option. Luckily as technology progressed, believe it or not faxes were a huge travel saver, I was able to cut travel down greatly. But being a road warrior in the late 70's was OK because I was single, after marriage and the 80's began, road life sucked. Then I had to hope it was a new client presentation in an area I had never been to, and that I had time and the car to tourist the area.
     
  47. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
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    It's tough on the road, but I don't know if the wife would keep me without it. All she has ever known is me being gone 2-3 nights a week so if I wasn't gone like that I could see her losing it.
    I don't chase ass on the road, but damn do I drink some beer when I travel
     
  48. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Wait til you have a child. Then you'll do household chores to not have to clean up what comes out of the child.
     
  49. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
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    It's all timing. If you always change the piss diapers you can say "I got the last one" and it will work at least 5% of the time. God I hate changing diapers!
     
  50. bigjrock

    bigjrock Pillsbury Geauxboy
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    I used to always volunteer to change the piss ones. I can count on my fingers how many shit diapers I had to change for my son. Feels weird to be proud that, but fuck it.