Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. slhorn

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    Chuck is cheating again!!!
     
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  2. Tex

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    Never a doubt…
     
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  3. houtex716

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    Absolutely never doubted it not even once
     
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  5. slhorn

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    Who would have thought that Abrue getting hit by a pitch would ignite the offense? Me! I thought that. Never a doubt!
     
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  6. steamengine

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    2.5 back :warn:

    :mulletsmug:
     
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  7. Tex

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  8. Tex

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    Never to be seen again
     
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  9. Charles DeMar

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    Poor guy, super tough spot to be put in. And had to share ;)

     
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  10. Charles DeMar

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  11. Charles DeMar

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    Not great Bob
     
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  12. Tex

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    Says not found?
     
  13. Charles DeMar

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    Yeah, was a tweet about the new Astros social media manager apparently being a Dodgers fan (and former employee), i guess it got deleted
     
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  15. Tex

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    I like runs early. More would be nice.
     
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  16. Charles DeMar

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    I’m driving and can’t look it up but does it seem like Chas has been struggling recently? And nice to see bregman had another pop up
     
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  19. Tex

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    Chas has looked off at the plate IMO.
     
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    Dong just doing that baseball thing
     
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  21. Charles DeMar

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    LOBstros are back
     
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  22. Charles DeMar

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    Abreu is making me want to drink my dinner
     
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    Abreu got it to the outfield that is progress
     
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    Yordan!!
     
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    Yorfather
     
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  26. Tex

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    Bregman is so unclutch
     
  27. Gallant Knight

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    Bregman on pace to cost himself a ton of money
     
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  28. Charles DeMar

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    And Bregman continues to struggle, has come up with bases loaded and 2 on (both with less than 2 outs) and hasn’t even moved a runner over
     
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    Nice to have the lead, but they have 10 hits and 8 LOB already and only 3 runs
     
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  31. Tex

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    Smh
     
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  32. Gallant Knight

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    Does Yordan have more hits today than abreu will have all season?
     
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  33. houtex716

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    9 LOB so far
     
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  34. Charles DeMar

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    Ump stinks
     
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  35. Charles DeMar

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    Not sure what happened with Chas there?!?
     
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  36. Gallant Knight

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    Abreu rocket
     
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  37. colonelrascals

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    I missed the first 7 innings because Australia. Do I need to start throwing at people?
     
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  38. Tex

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    Destroy em all!
     
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  39. Gallant Knight

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    lol abreu
     
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  40. Tex

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    Nice underhand
     
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  41. Charles DeMar

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  42. Tex

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    Singleton needs to go
     
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  43. Tex

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    Wtf Pressly
     
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  44. Charles DeMar

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    Pressly!

    now let’s score some runs damnit
     
  45. colonelrascals

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    Trying out a new avatar
     
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  46. slhorn

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    Have no fear guys! I’m watching now.

    We are for sure going to lose.
     
  47. Tex

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    Pathetic
     
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