Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Gallant Knight

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    They’re going to have to send down Martinez after this to bring up a AAA starter for long relief
     
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    Sadly, he has been one of their more effective pitchers recently
     
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    If you’d believe it, Bregman just came up again with 2 men on and popped up to end the ending
     
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    This is painful to watch, but something did jump out unfortunately. Around the 50-second mark the Astros get a decent DP ball--may have only gotten to be honest--but the ball squirts through due to the Astros having the infield in with the bases loaded and down 3 already. Probably wouldn't have mattered, but still found it interesting

     
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  6. Charles DeMar

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    And how many of the next 6 do they win? 2? 1?

     
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  7. Tex

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    Had a busy day and didn’t see anything :feelsgoodman:
     
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  8. Tex

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    Sounds like another beat down incoming

     
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    LOPERFIDO
     
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  10. Charles DeMar

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    Not great Bob
     
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  12. Tex

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    King tuck
     
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  13. Tex

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    Why am I watching?!
     
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  14. fucktx

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    Cheering for a pitch at Garcia’s head is fucked
     
  15. Tex

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    40 fucking walks
     
  16. Tex

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    And that’s it
     
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  17. houtex716

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    lmaoooo
     
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  18. Charles DeMar

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    Think you can turn it off now
     
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  19. Tex

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    Oh I did. Thai food and Total Wine have been ordered. Need to find a movie or show.
     
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    Just got back from dinner

    sick
     
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  21. houtex716

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    take off the last two words in the thread title pls
     
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  22. Charles DeMar

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    Fuckin kessinger
     
  23. fucktx

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    Tucker pimping that hr

    IMG_3226.jpeg
     
  24. colonelrascals

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  26. Tex

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    It’s time
     
  27. slhorn

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    Okay he pimped it because your guy was clearly throwing at Yordan. Don’t be a child
     
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  28. fucktx

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    Are you serious? That pitcher fucking sucks lol. Funny you say that since they hit 2 Rangers and almost hit Adolis in the head twice. But yeah man the worst pitcher on the Rangers definitely meant to hit him
     
  29. Tex

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    This was clearly it. Arlington trash.
     
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    he didn’t mean to at all he just fucking sucks lol

     
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  31. toddzo

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    Too bad they didn’t hit him in the head
     
  32. fucktx

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    You’re fucking pathetic if you want a baseball player to get hit in the head because you don’t like him. Seek help you fucking freak
     
  33. toddzo

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    Lmao shut up bitch
     
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    We might have a chance today boys! Provided Ronel doesn’t allow any hits and goes 8+ innings!
     
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  35. Gallant Knight

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    Do they trade Tucker at the deadline or just bregman?
     
  36. Tex

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    Yes
     
  37. Gallant Knight

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    If they don’t call up loperfido on Monday we riot
     
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  38. Gallant Knight

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    Nice play abreu

    he literally offers nothing
     
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    I hate these dudes
     
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  40. Charles DeMar

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    EDIT: Btw, the only hit was a single by Chas in the first inning on opening day
     
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  42. Tex

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  43. Tex

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    Tuck nice
     
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  44. Tex

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    Nice bunt
     
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  45. Tex

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  46. Tex

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    We are so back
     
  47. Charles DeMar

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  48. fucktx

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    Congrats guys you just won the WS