McMansions

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  1. ats

    ats Well-Known Member

    That doesn’t appear to be safe after a night out
     
    #1101 ats, Aug 26, 2022
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  2. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Michael from the office would straight fall into that tub at least once a day.
     
    #1102 THF, Aug 26, 2022
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  3. jokewood

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    This is why our candle budgets are so large.

     
    #1103 jokewood, Sep 1, 2022
  4. BayouMafia

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    why is there a severed head on display?

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    #1104 BayouMafia, Sep 1, 2022
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  5. bro

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    Good lord that kitchen
     
    #1105 bro, Sep 1, 2022
  6. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    The maintenance alone :shocked:
     
    #1106 MoJo, Sep 1, 2022
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  7. beist

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    Sorry I’m looking for 3 car barns. Pass.
     
    #1107 beist, Sep 1, 2022
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  8. spagett

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    That indoor tennis court is wild

    It's like they asked them to build a tennis court where they could also have band practice, host weddings, get hammered, and hang by a fireplace
     
    #1108 spagett, Sep 2, 2022
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  9. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    #1109 spagett, Sep 2, 2022
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  10. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Oh boy

     
    #1110 racer, Oct 13, 2022
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  11. Tommy Jefferson

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    I don’t know why this sounds right, but I think that’s the owner of Yankee Candle’s mansion. Aside from the bizarre nap storyline, this video makes the property look way better than the previous listing I’d seen.
     
    #1111 Tommy Jefferson, Oct 13, 2022
  12. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    The video is sweet, and the tweet that is being quoted says it’s the yankee candle person
     
    #1112 Name P. Redacted, Oct 13, 2022
  13. Tommy Jefferson

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    Hell yea, I’m fucking brilliant! I didn’t open the tweet to investigate, oops
     
    #1113 Tommy Jefferson, Oct 13, 2022
  14. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    Asking price now $3,400,000.

    Asking price now $27,500.

    Asking price now $644,000.

    Asking price now free to a good homeowner.
     
    #1114 jokewood, Oct 13, 2022
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  15. beist

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    Not a McMansion (I still contend that term is grossly misused itt btw), but the things Zillow chooses to pull out of the listing descriptions and highlight sometimes are good for a laugh:

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    I have finally found a home with a half bath that fits my budget.
     
    #1115 beist, Nov 18, 2022
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  16. ClemPson

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    #1116 ClemPson, Nov 21, 2022
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  17. spagett

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    #1117 spagett, Nov 30, 2022
  18. Tommy Jefferson

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    I agree regarding the use of the term McMansion ITT. I don’t know why it upsets me but it does. Rename this thread Zillow Gone Wild and I think I’d sleep much better at night.
     
    #1118 Tommy Jefferson, Nov 30, 2022
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  19. Homo Erectus

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    #1119 Homo Erectus, Nov 30, 2022
  20. racer

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    There once was a man from Nantucket who sailed the ocean on a private yacht because real estate values are ridiculous and he made a literal boatload selling his grandmas house.
     
    #1120 racer, Nov 30, 2022
  21. Tommy Jefferson

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    #1121 Tommy Jefferson, Nov 30, 2022
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  22. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Getting ripshit on run ham

    Right? It's fucking adorable and Nantucket is really great. But for $2m have a little creativity and, I guess, find a different place to exploit
     
    #1122 Montclaire de Haviland, Nov 30, 2022
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  23. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Getting ripshit on run ham

    #1123 Montclaire de Haviland, Nov 30, 2022
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  24. Bert Handsome

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    #1124 Bert Handsome, Dec 2, 2022
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  25. spagett

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    Which one of you fucks is this?

    Credit me, coward
     
    #1125 spagett, Dec 2, 2022
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  26. racer

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    Dudes rock
     
    #1126 racer, Dec 5, 2022
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  27. IV

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    #1127 IV, Dec 5, 2022
  28. DuffandMuff

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    Miss Hawaiian Tropic pageant winners IMO.
     
    #1128 DuffandMuff, Dec 5, 2022
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  29. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    #1129 racer, Feb 6, 2023
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  30. racer

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    Yikes


     
    #1130 racer, Mar 4, 2023
  31. Eathan Edwards

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    #1131 Eathan Edwards, Mar 4, 2023
  32. Doc Louis

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    #1132 Doc Louis, Jul 10, 2023
  33. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    #1133 Bert Handsome, Jul 28, 2023
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  34. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Barrington Illinois has to have one of the higher concentrations of McMansions of anywhere
     
    #1134 Bert Handsome, Jul 28, 2023
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  35. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Great society we've built here
     
    #1135 Redav, Jul 29, 2023
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  36. Bert Handsome

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    #1136 Bert Handsome, Aug 15, 2023
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  37. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    That’s R Kelly’s house, I believe
     
    #1137 IrishLAX2, Aug 15, 2023
  38. Homo Erectus

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    Haha..Nobody's going to buy that medieval times mine craft looking bullshit unless there's a huge discount.
     
    #1138 Homo Erectus, Aug 15, 2023
  39. DrTomOsbourne

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    #1139 DrTomOsbourne, Sep 2, 2023
  40. Marty Kaan

    Marty Kaan By any means necessary
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    Torch lake is the best lake Ive ever been on
     
    #1140 Marty Kaan, Sep 2, 2023
  41. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    not a McMansion but this twitter account is fun
     
    #1141 TheFreak55, Oct 26, 2023
  42. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    I picture your bedroom looking like this, Freak.
     
    #1142 Boo MFer!, Oct 26, 2023
  43. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Its my house
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    #1143 TheFreak55, Oct 26, 2023
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  44. ClemPson

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    #1144 ClemPson, Mar 6, 2024
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  45. Redav

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    Don't put anything you care about on that garage floor.
     
    #1145 Redav, Mar 6, 2024
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  46. JohnnyChimpo

    JohnnyChimpo This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    unless it's a boat
     
    #1146 JohnnyChimpo, Mar 6, 2024
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  47. ned's head

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    I'd pay good money to watch someone enter or exit that garage after some ice
     
    #1147 ned's head, Mar 6, 2024
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  48. Eathan Edwards

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    #1148 Eathan Edwards, Mar 6, 2024
  49. ClemPson

    ClemPson Well-Known Member
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    A little wider angle. I can’t imagine looking out the front window into a retaining wall IMG_6076.jpeg
     
    #1149 ClemPson, Mar 6, 2024
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  50. AptosDuck

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    Real estate agents call that terracing
     
    #1150 AptosDuck, Mar 6, 2024
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