Paid and laid: The gentleman's guide to being over 30

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hogfan6494, Sep 12, 2011.

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TMBers over 30 - How old are you?

  1. 30-34

    49.9%
  2. 35-39

    29.4%
  3. 40-44

    12.0%
  4. 45-49

    3.4%
  5. 50-54

    1.6%
  6. 55 & Above

    3.7%
  1. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    Absofuckinglutely
     
  2. Duval

    Duval On a gravy train with biscuit wheels
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    why is this even a question? anyone judging wishes they were pulling that off.
     
  3. bigjrock

    bigjrock Pillsbury Geauxboy
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  4. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Ok for us to converse with about politics? probably not. Anything else you were thinking bout doing will probably be fine though.
     
  5. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    30+y/o Sunday
    -Cook Breakfast
    -Fix light switch
    -Replace overhead light cover
    -Upgrade Thermostat to programmable digital
    -Smoke meat
    -Drink beer
    -Watch football
     
  6. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    i just need pics of said freshmen chicks
     
  7. Carl Brutananadilewski

    Carl Brutananadilewski do what now?
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    ITT we learn that many TMB'ers have older wives. Was a bit surprised by that. Not 30 yet but closing in on it quick, 29 at the moment.
     
  8. IHHH

    IHHH Well-Known Member
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    Turning 30 this year.
     
  9. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
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    Fixed breakfast for kids
    Took family to St Aug for day
    Practiced soccer with oldest son
    Went for run
    Grilled steaks
    Drank beer
    Going to bed in half an hour cause I'm old and tired
     
  10. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    So, I'll catch up since I've missed a few days of this:

    35, wife is 38
    No kids due to her having a broken vagina (not sure I would want them now, which will be a fight down the road when she brings up adoption)
    Did nothing today. Almost literally. Slept in until 11am, went to the store, watched football, loaded the dishwasher, going to bed now.
     
  11. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Currently writing essay for grad school admission into Columbia (2,500 word autobiographical...pain in the ass)

    No kids, about to give up a decent job to go back to school full-time. Hoping I can stay with my company and work remote in another role, however. That would be the ideal scenario.

    I'm determined that I'm going to go through with it regardless, however.
     
  12. Duval

    Duval On a gravy train with biscuit wheels
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    the school doesn't have a part time option? my buddy is going to law school part time while he helps run a business. seems pretty difficult to manage your time in that scenario, however.
     
  13. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I'm turning 35 tomorrow and I'll no longer be in the key 25-34 demographic

    Primetime TV no longer values my opinion :ohdear:
     
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  14. Verbal Kint

    Verbal Kint Well-Known Member
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    See you gents in 2 years and 32 days
     
  15. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    I'll officially be a part of you on December 23rd. Looking forward to it.
     
  16. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    My 30th birthday was a blast. I feared it but it was actually fun. I was almost 21 wasted that night. The year was a solid one as far as being a single guy went as well.
     
  17. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    I have a feeling that my wife/sisters/mom are going to throw a big part. I never like parties for me, but I think I'm okay with this one.
     
  18. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    I had a big blowout at a bar. I was definitely cut off, which has happened only one other time than I can recall -- my 21st.
     
  19. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Florida State SeminolesChicago CubsReal Madrid

    Too bad the world ends a few days prior.
     
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  20. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I'm going to go get my mind right at Wakarusa for the big 3-0. Figured I might as well enjoy it while I still can
     
  21. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    My gf(wife now) threw me a party and had a bunch of my buddies from college come into town for it. It was a great time, but I had one buddy that stayed for a damn week. He was a house flipper at the time and didn't have a project going so he just stayed. I finally had to tell him to hit bricks because I had to go to get on the road for work. Cable bill came in later and that bastard had ordered like $100 worth of porn while he was there. Good times!
     
  22. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Same thing happened on my 21st and I imagine the same will happen this December.

    FUCK. That's right. Gonna have to ask them to push the party up a few days.

    I have a friend who stays with me often from Atlanta. Luckily, he has mastered the ways of iPhone porn. Phew!
     
  23. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Bump for all the paid and laid gentlemen.
     
  24. Jorts

    Jorts "Ask about my Mortgage Services"
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    Hope you made the Murphy bed purchase since that visit :blech:
     
  25. samarrand

    samarrand Miami Heats repeat under way
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    I'll be 30 later this year, hard to believe my 20's is almost over. As you get older the world seems to slow down around you, little things don't bother me anymore. Not sure what I'll do for my 30th birthday, not a big drinker.
     
  26. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
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    You're not turning 30 you stupid cocksucker.
     
  27. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    recently turned 38...decided for my 40th bday I'm going to learn how to play the bass and form a midlife crisis band
     
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  28. samarrand

    samarrand Miami Heats repeat under way
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    Lying to myself doesn't work bro, 30 is almost upon me. feels weird.
     
  29. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    https://www.uber.com/#

    GOAT app for your iPhone or Droid. bar none. I'll never sit in a god damned Taxi again.

    VictorHobson I believe LA has this, so you should be all over it. It's awesome.

    DL app
    Open account.
    Attach credit card
    Done

    When you want a ride, just hit the button and your phones GPS tells the car service where you are. Same rates as Taxi, but 8 dollars tacked on for gratuity. Never wait more than 10 minutes. You get a towncar, escalade, or limo every time.

    Genius business model. It's just brilliant. It's so great that I'm not telling any of my friends about it, because I want it all to myself.
     
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  30. I<3privatedances

    I<3privatedances enjoys himself in the champagne room
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    Had a group 30th birthday with my best friend growing up. My gf and his gf organized it, rented an old HS gym, ate BBQ and got fucked up with all our friends from hometown then started playing BBall- fucked up my knee and gave myself a concussion, shit was awesome!...but getting old :feelsbadman:
     
  31. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    I just checked on the site for Uber and it's available in the following cities:

    Boston
    NYC
    Chicago
    LA
    San Fran
    Seattle
    Paris
    Philadelphia
    San Diego
    Vancouver BC
    DC

    :smug:
     
  32. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Definitely checking this out.
     
  33. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    It's pretty amazing.
     
  34. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    trying to figure out what this means:

    Philadelphia - Sssh... Secret Ubers only!
     
  35. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    Probably that they don't have a lot of contracted drivers right now and are concerned about meeting demand.
     
  36. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
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    THE COMPANY DOES NOT PROVIDE TRANSPORTATION SERVICES, AND THE COMPANY IS NOT A TRANSPORTATION CARRIER. IT IS UP TO THE THIRD PARTY TRANSPORTATION PROVIDER, DRIVER OR VEHICLE OPERATOR TO OFFER TRANSPORTATION SERVICES WHICH MAY BE SCHEDULED THROUGH USE OF THE SOFTWARE OR SERVICE. THE COMPANY OFFERS INFORMATION AND A METHOD TO OBTAIN SUCH THIRD PARTY TRANSPORTATION SERVICES, BUT DOES NOT AND DOES NOT INTEND TO PROVIDE TRANSPORTATION SERVICES OR ACT IN ANY WAY AS A TRANSPORTATION CARRIER, AND HAS NO RESPONSIBILITY OR LIABILITY FOR ANY TRANSPORTATION SERVICES PROVIDED TO YOU BY SUCH THIRD PARTIES.

    You gonna die
     
  37. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    No...I'm just never going to stand outside, hailing a taxi, like some fucking rube ever again in my life.
     
  38. Charlie Sadler

    Charlie Sadler one of the best living coaches in football history

    Used this like 8 times when I was in NYC. Excellent, cool service. Really want it in DFW.
     
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  39. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    I turn 40 next month
     
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Sounds pretty awesome. Hope it comes to Atlanta.
     
  41. supercity

    supercity TMB's house honky
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    i turned 40 last month. welcome. its not so bad on this side of the wall.
     
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  42. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Well it looks like my old ass is going back on the singles market in August only two months before turning 34. This is either going to be really fun or really shitty. Not sure which yet. :laugh:
     
  43. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    just pick a couple of impressionable female students each semester. Can't see how that won't be fun

    btw since this thread started I have moved to the second age bracket in the poll :feelsbadman:
     
  44. Mr. Bean

    Mr. Bean Well-Known Member

    damn bro. your family not going to IC with you then? :ohdear:
     
  45. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Nope. Unfortunately not. It was her decision not to.
     
  46. supercity

    supercity TMB's house honky
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    If I didn't actually love my wife and like her as much as I do, I think being 40 would and single would be absolutely wonderful.
     
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  47. Jorts

    Jorts "Ask about my Mortgage Services"
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    It's been a great 2 year ride since my divorce... enjoy your freedom
     
  48. hogfan

    hogfan Well did he cum or what?
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    Being able to use what I've learned over the years will be rather fun I think :laugh:

    Since I'm starting my PhD, it will actually simplify my life a bit. I'll miss my kids and I'm basically going to be dirt poor for a few years but it will all work out in the end. :thumb:
     
  49. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    its only been 2 years? i thought it had been significantly longer
     
  50. Patface

    Patface Touch & Go Like A Dantonio Heartbeat
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    Feels bad man that I have to wait another 13 months to actively participate in this thread.