Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Tex

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    Ok stop scoring
     
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  2. slhorn

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    It’s Mexico. Doesn’t count imo.

    Also leave them there….
     
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  3. steamengine

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    Que bien suerte!
     
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  4. Tex

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    Never a doubt
     
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  6. slhorn

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    No fucking way. That would make sense.
     
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  7. Tex

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    Let’s goooo. Please send Abreu down. I know it won’t happen but one can dream.
     
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  9. Tex

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    For the Shogun fans

     
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    Bloss absolutely dominated high A.
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  11. Tex

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    Walks. Yay.
     
  12. Charles DeMar

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    Hearing from someone who would know that singleton is going to be DFA’d in response to the Loperfido move. Was also told to not be surprised if Abreu hits the DL for a month and they give Cabbage and Loperfido a fair shot at 1B. And if Abreu doesn’t hit DL then he could just be DFA’d, too.

    Personally, I wonder if they’re hoping that singleton will clear waivers and accept a spot back in sugar land, but I also thought that maybe kessinger would just be sent down instead (yet that’s not what I was told just now).
     
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    I would be pretty surprised if someone claims singleton. And if they do and put him on their mlb roster then good luck to him
     
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    was also told that Abreu just keeps saying he's "tired" but some now coming around to the likelihood that he’s closer to 48 than 38
     
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  15. Tex

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    No one is taking Singleton. Abreu needs to take that month off then if he’s so “tired”.
     
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  16. Tex

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    Also fuck Abreu.
     
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    They just need to cut him. He is totally washed and he’s not going to turn it around
     
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  19. Tex

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  21. Tex

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    He agreed to it.
     
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    Everyone raves about what a good dude Abreu is so I’m sure it’s killing him. Hopefully his Scrooge Mcduck vault provides som e stress relief through these tough times.
     
  23. slhorn

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    We want the lineup card! Show us the lineup card!
     
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    I mean his money is guaranteed so go chill on a beach
     
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  26. Gallant Knight

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    Going to suck when he goes 0-4 4k
     
  27. Charles DeMar

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    Doesn’t matter who is in the lineup if the starting pitchers keep sucking ass
     
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    This isn’t great

     
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    Nice ab Yordan
     
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  30. Tex

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    Team sucks
     
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  31. Gallant Knight

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    The home run had an expected batting average of .050
     
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  32. Charles DeMar

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    yeah, saw it was only 331 ft, assumed it was a Crawford box special
     
  33. Tex

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    Brown must have pissed off the baseball gods
     
  34. Charles DeMar

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    Bregman!!!!

    (Finally)
     
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  35. Gallant Knight

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    Loperpimpo
     
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  36. Charles DeMar

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    Loperfido!
     
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  37. Charles DeMar

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    Singleton!!!!
     
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  38. Fidelio

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    loperfido effect
     
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  39. Charles DeMar

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    Pretty strong bat flip here btw

     
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  40. houtex716

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    The run starts now!
     
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  41. Gallant Knight

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    Love it
     
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  42. Charles DeMar

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    Just realized that those were Singleton’s first 3 RBIs of the year

    :doge:
     
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  43. Fidelio

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    pls dont call him J Lo
     
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  44. houtex716

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  45. houtex716

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    nvm
     
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