Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

I just started watching. This is on me.

 

I hate everything

 

Montero back to sucking

 

this is fucking amazing. love this team.

 

This bullpen is making me thirsty

 

Wow

 

can't wait to watch pressly hang a curve

 

Oh it’s happening

 

Ump just missed two strikes cool

 

That was strike 3

 

Ball don’t lie

 

Alright fellas I’m watching now.


So screwed.

 

You sob

 

I think being on the same crew as angel Hernandez has rubbed off on this dipshit ump behind the plate

 

This ump stinks

 

Welp time to lose in extras like always

 

File a suit against them

 

Does this mean I can’t be blamed if/when it happens?

 

Pena now has a higher OPS than yordan if you’d believe it

 

No

 

So holy shit Hader is still in. I thought that was a big thing for him in San Diego?

 

And there it is

 

Never a doubt

 

lets go baby

 

Carrot!!!!

 

I’ll take absolute and total credit for this win. Y’all are welcome.

What would yall do without me?

 

Never a doubt

 

Your watch broken or something?

 

3 game winning streak. Watch out #Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim !

 

I had a choice—post here first or my 7 Astros text chains…chose the latter tonight ;)

Spoiler: Seriously (unfortunately)

 

You know far too many people

 

I laughed much harder than I should have at this.

 

Yep. Just looking at that gives me anxiety. Although I might want to know who jizzle and ace are.. I’m asking for the people imo.

 

It’s a blessing and a curse ;)

 

And yes, definitely some anxiety there, especially during the playoffs, I actually turn off most notifications then

And since you asked, Jizzle actually works for the White Sox now, and in fact we’re having their going away party this Saturday night since they’re moving to Arizona this summer (CWS spring training and minor league operations are based there); that chain is some friends from Rice, all 4 were on the national title team in 2003

Jizzle = https://www.mlb.com/news/paul-janish-named-white-sox-director-of-player-development

 

We’re so fucking back

 

Agreed, may not lose another game all season

 

Just gotta find a way to get rid of montero now

 

Gotta find a way to get rid of Bags first. But yes.

 

going to the game tonight. wish me luck

 

No pressure