Med School/resident/attending thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by skeezy, Apr 27, 2015.

  1. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Radicalized
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    I had a variable rate and I looked about a year or two ago and it was in the 7-9%. I cried. I locked it into 4 year fixed.
     
  2. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Refid the wife into a like 2.2% loan

    Will repay it as slowly as possible
     
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  3. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Radicalized
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  4. Mr Mortisay

    Mr Mortisay Well-Known Member
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    Arkansas Razorbacks

    Variable rate locked in initially at 3% in 2019 made me look like a genius when it was at 0% for about 3 years thanks to Covid. Would have been pissed if I had gone fixed
     
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  5. Squints

    Squints oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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    Sporting Kansas CityLiverpoolBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    2.5 years left of PSLF :pray:
     
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  6. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    AvengersFormula 1

    Finally board certified. The whole oral boards process can lick my taint
     
  7. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Congrats
     
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  8. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Radicalized
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    Buddy, have I got a deal for you. Its called Maintence of Certification!!
     
  9. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    AvengersFormula 1

    As long as I don’t have to sit down and talk about fictional scenarios with examiners, Idc
     
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  10. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    Texas LonghornsHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston TexansManchester UnitedAustin FC

    I work for a for profit hospital but deal with homeless / uninsured / Medicare plenty and don’t qualify for PLSF :( it’s bs
     
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  11. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    New Resident match statistics:

    ~12% (6,000) US citizens training at IMG
    ~25% (12,500) Foreign IMGs

    Doesn't that seem like a completely and totally broken system?



    Random stat:
    252 unmatched pediatric resident spots.
     
  12. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Radicalized
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    How do you hide a 100 dollar bill from surgery? Give it to their kids.
    How do you hide a 100 dollar bill from Internal Med? Put it under a surgical dressing.
    How do you hide a 100 dollar bill from Ortho? Put it in a textbook.
    How do you hide a 100 dollar bill from peds? You don't have to, they don't know what it looks like.
     
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  13. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsArizona WildcatsTexas AandM Aggies altTennessee Volunteers

    Updated worst primary care patient power rankings:

    1. 35 year old dude who thinks all his life problems could be solved with testesterone

    2. 75 year old lady who thinks antibiotics are the only thing that works

    3. 22 year old female with fatigue who "knows her body" and something is "off"

    4. Alabama

    5. 62 year old male with A1c of 15 doesn't care, gonna rage at your nursing staff til he gets his xanax refill

    6. Everyone else on xanax chronically, while we're on the topic

    7. Any year old any sex person who didn't do anything you recommended but still followed up for some fucking reason

    8. 28 year old healthy male whose girlfriend thinks he has a uti

    9. 32 year old nurse who just wants "a full panel"

    10. 48 year old obese male with minimal insight just wants a physical hasn't been seen in a while, reporting chest pain as you hand them the AVS

    Thanks
     
  14. Mr Mortisay

    Mr Mortisay Well-Known Member
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    Arkansas Razorbacks

    If I had to do a month of primary care I’d either be dead or would be planning my escape to Thailand leaving all my debt behind
     
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  15. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Radicalized
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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    #1 is a HIPAA

    Bricktop the white
     
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  17. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Michigan WolverinesSwansea

    Navient hates this one simple trick!
     
  18. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    AvengersFormula 1

    All of these problems can be solved with a liberal application of etomidate and rocuronium. YMMV
     
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  19. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Radicalized
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    #RSI lyfe
     
  20. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Michigan WolverinesSwansea

    You aren’t making it through that list without dispensing at least 100 grains of Armour thyroid.
     
  21. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    AvengersFormula 1

    levothyroxine drip. boom.