QAnonsense: Going Balls Deep on the Deep State

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  1. Can I Spliff it

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  2. houtex716

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    That was helpful thanks
     
  3. Prospector

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    Wtf? Do you happen to remember? I need to extra cash to really spoil the old lady next week
     
  4. ohhaithur

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    it was a simple martingale system he "invented" and ignored wikipedia articles showing him that he was just using a centuries-old system that has a 100% risk of ruin in the long-term
     
  5. Prospector

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    Oh. I knew that game!
    I have no idea what you said other than ruin
     
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  6. Can I Spliff it

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    Martingales are runs of events where the outcome is the same everytime iirc
     
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  7. Can I Spliff it

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    Like flipping tails a bunch in a row
     
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  8. Can I Spliff it

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    OR IS IT?

    idk
     
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  9. ohhaithur

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    bet $10 on red. if you win, cool
    If you lose, bet $20 the next time
    Then $40
    Then $80
    Then $160
    Then....you go bankrupt when you eventually lose 10 in a row
     
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  11. DirtBall

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    IMPORTANT:




    Also, the rest of the batshit videos in that thread are horrifying. So many crazies out there.
     
  12. fattus

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    Plus the fact that 0 and 00 don’t pay, you’ll end up down with unlimited spins/funds.
     
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  13. BudKilmer

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    My kids will never have Tik Tik
     
  14. fattus

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    I watch a lot of weird ancient alien shit because it’s awesome. A documentary called “Above Majestic” popped up on my suggested and I put it on thinking it would be about the evolution of majestic 12. It was weird and stupid to start with and I fell asleep. Woke up halfway through and it was full on Q. Like, woke up to them talking about an occult cabsl that uses the energy from inflicting trauma on children to fuel technology. These people are fucking lunatics.
     
  15. b0ne5

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    That’s the plot of Monsters, Inc.
     
  16. Redav

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    I was watching something on ancient aliens and wouldn't you know, it turned out to be batshit insane.
     
  17. fattus

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    lol I know.
     
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  18. Redav

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    My dad watches shit on aliens. No idea what he gets out of it
     
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  19. fattus

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    I can’t speak for him, but I’ve been a sucker for alien shit since I can remember. I just enjoy it.
     
  20. Redav

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    My dad is a lib but he's also got some weird intrigue with the unknown and some conspiracy theories. He thinks there were multiple shooters in the Kennedy assassination, something is up with aliens and probably the Bermuda triangle. It's very annoying.

    I get the aliens stuff to an extent because the idea is kind of interesting
     
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  21. seanofthedead86

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    He's right

    Accidental discharge by a secret service agent is the only 2 shooters theory that's made sense to me
     
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  22. BudKilmer

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    The Bermuda Triangle is still a thing?
     
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  23. Can I Spliff it

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    Those seem like fun-to-talk-about things but lmao at believing whole heartedly
     
  24. —

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    I feel like it got way less popular toward the end of the 90s/early 2000s once consumer gps technology started appearing everywhere.
     
  25. Jax Teller

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    Shu was either too ignorant or too stupid to understand that the odds of red hitting didn’t improve on the next roll just because red didn’t hit on the previous roll. That was his system.
     
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  26. electronic

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    The gambler’s fallacy was his system? Hahahahaha.
     
  27. Arrec Bardwin

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    Martingale. He defended it to the death too, no matter how much we tried to explain it to him.
     
  28. Arrec Bardwin

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    But yes he also would watch and wait until it was black three times straight then bet red.
     
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  29. IV

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    Incredible

    No way he went to UGA right? I’m sure yall teach statistics in a perfectly competent manner
     
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  30. electronic

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    MTG is an alumnae, so any level of dipshittery is possible.
     
  31. DuckKin

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    Yup, the true cover up comes down to a work place accident. The original service dudes were too hungover, and they let the new guy take a new gun to protect Kennedy.
     
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    :roll:
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  33. Bricktop the white

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    To be fair, the martingale system is a 100% winner if you start with infinite money and are gambling at a casino with no limits
     
  34. The Subspace Mariner

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    Not really. Studies show the rate of incidence isn't really Amy higher there, than anywhere else in the oceans, but there's generally a lot of traffic through that area, so obviously there'd be more TOTAL disappearances
     
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  35. Daniel Ocean

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    that’s what they want you to think
     
  36. BudKilmer

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    :heythere:
     
  37. fattus

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    That works for craps pass with back bet, but not roulette R/B (or any of the other bets in games of chance) since the odds are slightly larger than the payout.
     
  38. Arrec Bardwin

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    No, martingale never works on a long enough time frame. Otherwise Casinos would go out of business.
     
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  39. fattus

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    They would not because the conditions can never be satisfied (infinite money supply and no bet limit).
     
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  41. VaxRule

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    That video will obliterate my algorithm.
     
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  42. Drunkle Tom

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    Saw this gem on Facebook this morning from a guy I went to high school with. Also not surprisingly he's a flat-earther and evangelical nut who thinks holy war is coming soon.

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  43. VaxRule

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    When I woke up this morning, I didn’t expect that I’d be buying a pair of red shoes by the end of the day, but here we are.
     
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    I've not been to any of my reunions. I'd attend the reunion to laugh in that crazy fuck's face
     
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    I wear shoes made from baby skin but I was cryptically honest about it so I'm free from wrongdoing
     
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  46. Lip

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    As you are required
     
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  47. EdmondDantes

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    there's not many honest companies out there, so I will be supporting McDonald's much more going forward. tyfys.
     
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    the Rogan thing actually tracks, I'm on board.
     
  49. skiedfrillet

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    rly want to get a big mac for lunch now
     
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