Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. dblplay1212

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  2. bwi2

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    the violations were from before the Judge’s order putting jail on the table; it would be dumb to ask for incarceration
     
  3. dblplay1212

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    I thought he was fined $9k last week and that's when jail came up and these are new infractions?

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  4. bwi2

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    The new infractions are from in between when the prosecution sought sanctions for the first 9 and when the judge ruled on the prosecution’s motion. The gag order wasn’t modified and he hasn’t violated it since the Judge’s ruling (I think).
     
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  5. racer

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  6. Tug

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    He’s not likely to pay the fines or go to jail. This is all for show
     
  7. CaneKnight

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    Clearly they aren't that concerned if he's not in jail.

    IF THIS WAS ANY OTHER PERSON THEY'D BE IN FUCKING PRISON
     
  8. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    What an insanely dumb show. Just don't bother.

    Desperate institution starving for credibility. Everyone's Aileen Cannon.
     
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  9. Hank Scorpio

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    Paul Bearer looking mother fucker. Was going to comment on the biblical history error but then realized this was a satire account.
     
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  10. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  11. Truman

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    He looks like the undertaker's manager. Pretty sure his name was paul too. WWE nerds pls dont yell at me
     
  12. Truman

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    Dammit, should have kept reading
     
  13. Tommy Jefferson

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    And some of you idiots say twitter is broken. Never read the replies. Blah blah blah.


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  14. Beeds07

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    He called it fake news. I’ve seen enough. Guilty!
     
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  15. kennypowers

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    I’m no doctor but I think Mike has some organ failure he may want to get addressed immediately.
     
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  16. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    What a sexy cut of steak.
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  17. Josey Wales

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    She and the dingus in the paint on khakis are on reality tv
     
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  18. Bruce Wayne

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    Paul Bearer :facepalm:
     
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  19. Tug

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    And the sausage king of Chicago knows his meats
     
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  20. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    I don't know how you determined the gender of that beef but I'm even more impressed that it has its own reality show.
     
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  21. Mix

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    Wait Walt's full name is Waltine? WTF??
     
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  22. CaneKnight

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    Someone finally got a right wing operative into Daily Beast.... That really sucks
     
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  23. Lyrtch

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    Guess I can go back to ignoring their stuff

    They had a great few years there
     
  24. DollarBillHokie

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    I have to imagine there is a super easy loophole of transferring the money to sub-charitable funds and just cap the unique donations to 3. It adds a small frictional cost, but a negligible impact.
     
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  25. Beeds07

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    Somebody back in the crack game, and not selling.
     
  26. i am a bammer

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    He needs sleep, and I know just the right pillow
     
  27. Can I Spliff it

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  28. Can I Spliff it

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    Get better people and better ideas

    GOP: no
     
  29. Tommy Jefferson

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    I don’t think they actually saw Old Yeller
     
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  30. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Ah yes, the timeless parable of Yeller the 1 year old puppy.
     
  31. $P1

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    Young Yeller*
     
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  32. chuckmasterflex

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    Only so many hours in the day
     
  33. HoosDaMan

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    I may have googled her and saw a video clip of her answering the phone for some show she’s in, was surprised to hear her pronounce her name caw-laa and not Kay-laa
     
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  34. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I don't remember the part in ole yeller with them dragging the family goat out to the gravel pit and gunning it down for good measure too
     
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  35. kezarmyaj

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    cant leave any witnesses
     
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  36. Mix

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    3! Good job Ron!

     
  37. CaneKnight

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    It's incredible how someone can be this fucking bad at their job and YET people in this state still fucking love him. The sea really needs to just take florida for the good of humankind
     
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  38. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    I'm out.
     
  39. HoosDaMan

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    You should see her elbows.
     
  40. Deep dirt

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    I have been on this one for a minute.
     
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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    "Are you asleep?!?"
    "I'm listening. You were talking about my many crimes. See, I'm awake."
     
  42. Josey Wales

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    Fatboy waited weeks to comment looking for the right bull shit to spoon feed his people.
     
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  43. Truman

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  44. HoosDaMan

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  45. Tug

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    And ended up with a washed coach and hopefully an expensive bill to wash a river
     
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  46. Truman

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    My 5 year old has a 3rd arm growing out of her forehead but Woo Pie Sooie!
     
  47. El Tiburon

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    Yeah, but that’s from inbreeding.
     
  48. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    cyanide... as a waste product from a chicken plant? christ