Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    My ancient western civilization philosophy dictates that your kid eating and playing in carcinogens actually saves the chicken plant owners a bunch of money and those guys sure are successful and know how to best use that money. So deal with it.
     
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  2. Hank Scorpio

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    He kept Florida open during the fake China virus!!!1!
     
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  3. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I fail to see how that’s a problem and not an advantage for her. She’s got 2 free arms and the forehead arm can feed her while she’s doing activities with the other 2 arms. Just wait till she learns how to type!
     
  4. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I hadn't had that particular thought but prob
     
  5. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    If you'd like to learn more about the illegal dumping of agricultural/industrial cyanide, I recommend watching the Steven Seagal documentary Fire Down Below.
     
  6. chuckmasterflex

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  7. Can I Spliff it

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  8. CaneKnight

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    He’s not wrong, I’d happily do it
     
  9. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Before or after his decapitation?
     
  10. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I wish I loved anything as much as corporations love dumping pollutants into water ways
     
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  11. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    I’m really starting to put the pieces together on why my state has become such a republican shithole, and I think it’s mostly due to brain cancer caused by Tyson dumping toxic chemicals in the water supply.
     
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  12. dump

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    bertwing
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    np one thinks this
     
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  14. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    yes dump I saw it thanks
     
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  15. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    They’d be shocked to see what’s getting dumped onto unlined land alongside the Mississippi River in Arkansas. Idk how the EPA/ARDEQ allows it occur because it’s a fucking superfund site waiting to happen. All those steel mills moving to the area are getting carte blanche to do what they want in the name of new industry/jobs in the area
     
  16. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    this is the only reason I’m not smart anymore
     
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  17. Deep dirt

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    Leftover tacos and la croix water drink.
     
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  18. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    They can’t afford tens of thousands of dollars of Botox and plastic surgery like you, Megan

     
  19. Can I Spliff it

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    So thats what a gag order means
     
  20. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    That can’t be right. Based on right wing talking points for the past ever, I’m fairly certain that it involves having something shoved down your throat.
     
  21. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I won't say it cuz we're all thinking it but I'm shocked it hasn't happened yet
     
  22. dblplay1212

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    I held my breath when he opened the car door.
     
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  23. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I love how every day he walks out of court and just starts making up a version of what happened in there minutes earlier.
     
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  24. dblplay1212

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    He slept through half of it.
     
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  25. soulfly

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    Pretty cool (also, this is Matt Groening’s alma mater :comicbookguy:):

    Evergreen State to explore Israel divestment after deal with students
    May 2, 2024 at 4:56 pm
    By Catalina Gaitán

    Protesters at Olympia’s The Evergreen State College agreed to remove their week-old encampment Tuesday night after striking a deal with administrators that includes the school publicly calling for a cease-fire in the Israel-Hamas war and exploring divestment from companies that profit from “the occupation of Palestinian territories.”

    Three school administrators and four members of the Evergreen Gaza Solidarity Encampment signed a memorandum of understanding at 9:45 p.m. Tuesday after five hours of negotiating inside Evans Hall.

    As part of the deal, protesters agreed to remove their encampment by 5 p.m. Wednesday or face sanctions by the university. The encampment was cleared by that deadline, said college spokesperson Farra Hayes.


    https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/law-justice/evergreen-state-to-explore-israel-divestment-after-deal-with-students/?utm_source=marketingcloud&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BNA_050324001925+Evergreen+State+to+explore+Israel+divestment+after+deal+with+students_5_2_2024&utm_term=Active subscriber
     
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  26. BudKilmer

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    Everything is horrible
     
  27. Nick Rivers

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    Interesting news about Trump Media's accounting firm

    https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2024-51

    SEC Charges Audit Firm BF Borgers, Owner With Fraud
    By Susanne Barton

    (Bloomberg) -- The SEC said it charged audit firm BF Borgers CPA PC and its owner, Benjamin F. Borgers with deliberate and systemic failures to comply with PCAOB standards in its audits and reviews.

    • The audits and reviews were incorporated in more than 1,500 SEC filings from January 2021 through June 2023, the SEC says
    • To settle the SEC’s charges, BF Borgers agreed to pay a $12 million civil penalty, and Benjamin Borgers agreed to pay a $2 million civil penalty
    • Both also agreed to permanent suspensions from appearing and practicing before the Commission as accountants, effective immediately, the SEC says
     
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  28. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    so they did not gladly pay them tuesday for borgers today?
     
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  29. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    #444480 steamengine, May 3, 2024
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  30. Tommy Jefferson

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    “The Firm’s lawsuit in federal court in Texas is the first challenge to the FTC’s lawless action, which imposes an extraordinary burden on businesses seeking to protect their intellectual property (IP) and retain top talent within the professional services industries.”


    It’s just not fair that top talent aren’t held captive by their employers any longer.
     
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  31. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I’ve never cared less about what happens to this planet or the people. Honestly, exploding would be a best case scenario. We’ve outlived our usefulness.

    Society has rendered me not caring.
     
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  32. Can I Spliff it

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    The ties to the GOP get stronger and stronger
     
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  33. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    I was more so thinking how very Kennedy of him.
     
  34. CaneKnight

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    Life in a nutshell
     
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  35. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    "Massive fraud" is not usually something you want to see associated with your auditor.

    Looking at you, Arthur Andersen.
     
  36. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  37. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Massive fraud is only supposed to be associated with footy managers and third life SEC west coordinators
     
  38. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    She's just spoiled by the natural beauty that is everywhere at trump rallies
     
  39. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    On todays episode of Republicans are trash humans
     
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  40. pez

    pez Competent
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    no, no they didnt
     
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  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This place absolutely sucks
     
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  42. pez

    pez Competent
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    you shouldn’t believe every tweet you read, especially from spliff
     
  43. Artoo

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    Don't know where else to put this but look who showed up for the Derby. Parked out next to our hangar. I want to go throw some coins in the inlet, you know, for good luck

    6972064800378419657.jpg
     
  44. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Not just solid bud. This all sucks so much.
     
  45. 2

    2 GBR
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    Rush Limbaugh radicalized him and now I have formally been told my father will no longer come visit me, my wife, and his only grandchildren.

    Pretty down about it. It’s exclusively politics and sucks.