Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep because they slaughter them. AKA the big cat thread

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  1. theriner69er

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    Not that I'd support such a thing, but I cant believe they don't do this shit in some middle eastern/asian areas now. tigers are probably too endangered/expensive to fight, but bear vs. lion, stuff like that?
     
  2. IanBoyd

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    bear would own the shit out of a lion.

    adult grizzly male have easilly 200+ lbs on a lion.
     
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  3. HatterasJack

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    It's a shame that crazy Asians slaughter these animals to make penis soup because they think it makes them virile or something. Also, fuck people who hunt predators.
     
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  4. RoyalShocker

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    Sadly- lions are endangered as hell too :(
     
  5. THF

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    I live in North Dallas and we have them all over the place. People start freaking out to where the local town had to put out a notice saying they are not something to worry about unless you are the size of a rabbit.
     
  6. Tiffin

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    Just here to make a case for cougars.

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  7. IanBoyd

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  8. Bo Pelinis

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    Saw a bunch of different names used so I'm sure most know this but Cougar, Puma, Panther, and Mountain Lion are all the same animal.
     
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    Not to derail this awesome thread. But, holy shit, is Strong wearing Birkenstocks?
     
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    I thought panthers were different :/
     
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  13. southlick

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  14. Gtr

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    You could probably make this happen for the right price in Cambodia imo
     
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  15. NineteenNine

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    how the fuck you gonna have your feet up, acting all cool, when you have FUCKING TIGER CUBS WRASLIN' ON YOUR OFFICE FLOOR???
    when in Austin...
     
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  16. skeezy

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    I'm Spartacus Ross
     
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  17. Bankz

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    I can see him #2 but I have a hard time putting him above Simba.

    If my wife allowed it I would name my next son Simba. The Lion King was my favorite kid movie of all time.
     
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  18. fuxstockings

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    Snow Leopards have indisputably the best paws and tails in the cat kingdom
     
  19. RoyalShocker

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    The animal known by more names than any other
     
  20. RoyalShocker

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    Here's a 52 minute HD leopard documentary for you guys to watch at work tomorrow-

     
  21. Tony Perkis

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    This is one of the most terrifying pictures I've ever seen. Holy shit
     
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  22. Corch

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    Fuck that tiger that ate that dog in the video posted a few pages back.
     
  23. IanBoyd

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    terrifying yet so majestic
     
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  25. NineteenNine

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    daaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
     
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  26. NineteenNine

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    this will be nice tonight with a couple of IPA's and a nice bowl of Colorado's finest.
     
  27. RoyalShocker

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    So, leopards are just fucking thriving across half of the planet right now, which really was the best news I heard all day. It's amazing that researchers spend years with these things and never even see them once- that's how awesome they are- incredible.
     
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  28. Thoros of Beer

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    SIAP but whenever I think about the Zanesville thing I get really sad
     
  29. fucktx

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  31. Lyrtch

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    it never stops being amazing how similar the ten pound domesticated house cat acts to these couple hundred pound beasts
     
  32. fucktx

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  33. fuxstockings

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    They really are little tigers - I forgot where I read it but they're probably pound for pound the best hunting cats in the world. In the US they kill like 2 billions birds and 10 billion little mammals a year.
     
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  34. fucktx

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    Remember when this guy made a huge mistake?

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  36. Tiffin

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    Yikes. What is the backstory here other than getting way to close to a fucking tiger?
     
  37. fucktx

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    fucking idiot

    :laugh:

     
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  38. Pelican

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    Was at a zoo in India. There seem to be conflicting reports as to whether he intentionally jumped in or fell in. I would certainly assume the latter but you never know because people are fucking stupid.

    The tiger was really close to him sizing him up for like 10 minutes before it grabbed him and took him away.

     
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  39. fucktx

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    fucking people are so stupid

     
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  40. Tiffin

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    Dang 15 minutes and they couldn't get a tranq gun in there? That's a long time to be staring death in the face.
     
  41. fucktx

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    lol at cheetahs

     
  42. Tobias

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    i would do the same thing

    petting a cheetah sounds so awesome
     
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  43. NineteenNine

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    must've felt like 100 years.
     
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  44. Pelican

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    Remember that Christian the Lion video? That hit me in the feels way back when youtube first started getting popular.
     
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  45. fucktx

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    i really think the rankings are:

    1. tigers
    2. jaguars
    3. leopards

    everything else

     
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  46. Chicago Seminole

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