so here i am, nearly 20 years later, realizing that lyric meant "fucking" and not the literal "pissing"
Wife was mad bc i forgot she was going to be late for work stuff and called asking her where the heck she was and started complaining that I don't listen to her. Me: You didnt remind me Her: I always tell you when im doing something Me: When did tell me? Her: Friday night Me: After the KU game on St. Pats where i ended up getting a ride home? Her: Yeah Me: Have reminded me since? Her: No, why? Me: So you told me the one time ive been intoxicated in the last 5 weeks and its my fault ? Her: You're the one whose mad Me:
Despite its Homo sapiens-like anatomy, the Homo Erectus may not have been capable of producing sounds comparable to modern human speech. It likely communicated in a proto-language lacking the fully developed structure of modern human language but more developed than the non-verbal communication used by chimpanzees.[65]
If you're too drunk to remember what someone tells you, important or not, it is your fault. I say this as a person who gets drunk too often and forgets when people tell him things.
I had viral infection and went to the doctor who told me i couldn't drink for a month bc i had a high liver marker level. Telling me something the one time I was drunk in ages was dumb on her part.
every year after my annual physical, my labs come back with "increased liver function" Doc always says its no big deal cause he knows I drink beer
As does the phrase, "on the piss". As opposed to "taking the piss", which is the equivalent of "giving you shit" here in America. You Brits and your silly lingo. Torches, lorrys, and gardens/yards are silly, but you really have an obsession with piss.
So this girl has completely lost her mind. She's been saying weird shit like this to people for the past several months. It's pretty sad and she needs help. Girl: Yo yo! The whole neighbor comment...whatcha mean by that? Me: What? Once again I have no idea what you're talking about. Girl: I have my texts saved I just have to remember my password. You said that like a week ago Me: Said what like a week ago? Girl: I wouldn't worry about your neighbors too much My neighbors in Clt or Atl? Me: I don’t even know the context of this at all. I don’t remember saying that. Girl: I'm not accusing you of anything. You can be honest with me Promise Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about. Girl: Why do people bring up tracking and why have people been stalking me? Me: Sarah, no one is stalking you. Girl: You're wrong actually
Eh. There's a number of ways that could have gone. She 'told him' when he wasn't really listening or she didn't actually tell him but knew he was drunk that night and she could say she did. I can think of lots of drunken nights where people mention inconsequential shit in passing that doesn't register and retain
Wife backed into an Audi A8 today, completely smashed their rear light assembly on one side. She waited about 30 minutes in the parking lot but the owner never showed. Left her info on a note on the car. She said the backup sensor didn't alert her. I told her who gives a fuck, that is what mirrors are for and hers are working fine. Really hoping the wind blew that note away or they figure it is not worth the hassle. Fuck.