Family members around the holidays

depends on how bad the surgery went and how bad the damage/bleeding was if the stomach/intestine was indeed damaged by the bone

plus the dog is/was 14 yrs old so that adds a whole other anesthesia risk on hand

 

The kid’s a redhead isn’t he? Sounds like such a redhead child move.

 

My dog ate two complete chicken carcasses when he was a puppy. Thought he was a goner for sure but it didn’t even phase him. #blessed

 

Well that stinks. Hope they get a puppy on Monday.

 

Can this please not become a dog thread? Please.

 

This guy hates dogs

 

Just a matter of time.

 

I've never heard this, but I've never owned dogs. Common sense would tell me it's bad, but not like dead in a few hours bad.

 

I come to the thread for the laughs and to complain about the jackasses I’m related to, not to read about dogs dying. Damn it.

 

I can only imagine how S reacted to that convo.

 

Lol. She came with the receipts too. The person in question tried to recruit my dad to their side against me, I'm sure you know how that went too

 

If he could somehow live stream this whole thing it'd make my Christmas

 

Good for you man. They're gonna remember this forever.

 

I have a brother in law who grew up progressive and democratic despite being raised in a part of Nebraska where those ideas hardly exist.

When I saw him in October he was heavy handedly talking at me about how there were no good president options and trump isn’t bad and all sorts of shit. It’s was pretty mind blowing. I didn’t bring up politics and stated no opinion on the matter (albeit it’s clear I’m not a trumper given where I live and my occupation). Like alt-right ideas somehow converted him. Super puzzling because him and I used to get along really well. These next few days will be interesting.

 

Anyone else ready for Russian Holy Supper tomorrow?

 

My wife didn't get anything either. I mean, I hate Olive garden, but I would've accepted the $20 gift card.


And now she's talking about how the cookie sheet with all the cookies on it is hers. Measuring cup too. Some people.



We gone member this next time you need something. Buhlee dat.

 

dont take dogs to family holidays

 

I'm apparently the big problem with my family during the holidays. I'm the only one that drinks more than a couple beers and easily the most liberal person. We get through that stuff.

But my real crime is not being festive. Apparently no one in my family can get over the fact that I told them I don't want anyone buying me Christmas decorations because I will never put up those decorations. Maybe I'm in the wrong being blunt about it, but idgaf about Christmas decorating and view it as a waste of time and money and not putting decorations up after receiving them would only lead to a bigger fight.

 

You should thank her for not making you feel obligated to eat at Olive garden

 

Amen

 

That’s the vehicle the article she linked to provide facts when the twins husband asked her ‘what are you getting at exactly,’ the car he was looking at was a Honda.

 

Got a frame for a license plate all ready to write on for my BIL tomorrow. Thinking about writing something like "addicted to black cock" or "boners are yummy"

By the way we just found put tonight we get his 9 week old daughter all weekend! Yay!

 

Well, I got absolutely trashed tonight and it’s the in-laws. I also ripped ass on some of them in the car. I regret nothing.

 

Nah, it was just an elaborate Christmas present that my sister in law planned where she’d have to put down her own dog and make the kids cry.

 

I find your sleeping during the party to be quite festive

 

Update: my fiancé forced me to go take a shit because I’m embarrassing her.


I still regret nothing.

 

Go upper deck?

 

Did she help?

 

Visited the family on my mom's side of the family tree today. My grandfather said he didn't have much money to spend on Christmas presents to the little kids, two his grandchildren and one a great grandchild, so he filled three zip lock bags with change. Literally change, actual fucking coins, not even whole bills, in a damn ziplock bag. Way to really put in the effort.

Turns out he bought a new riding lawnmower a couple months ago because his old one broke, but he got one of my uncles to fix the old one and the uncle returned it the next day all fixed up. A piece of gravel had gotten lodged in somewhere so nothing was actually broken, the gravel just needed to be removed. My grandfather couldn't even wait a whole day to see if it could be fixed so the little kids got shafted on Christmas.

 

Materialistic much?

 

for being a cheap bitch, this is a pretty bad post

 

I’ve had a few beers, but I’m currently very appreciative of your typing “brothers-in-law” instead of “brother-in-laws.”

 

I hope you didn't flush.

 

Well on a different note, I just read this post and now I've got that commercial "it's a BOGO free phone, Bro!" Stuck in my head. So there's that

 

Give kids the old, fixed-up mower imo...

 

The boy would probably actually like that. The two girls, on the other hand, not quite so much.

 

And I just got scolded for eating too many cookies. I was told to breathe between cookies. I’m about to head to bed bc today hasn’t worked out so well. I did eat five cookies in a span of about 30 seconds but I’m feeling these snickerdoodle cookies tonight

 

This is exactly what I would picture for simple Shawn christmas

 

Took my niece to a swimming lesson today, she's 2, instructor got really mad at me for letting her throw toys at the other kids.

My family is incredibly normal, I'm not at all, this is my drunken post in this thread. Christmas is great.

 

Is cutting grass reserved for men?

 

I’m so fucking bored at my in-laws. This family never leaves the fucking house. It’s just cards and eating all day. I went for a 30-min walk and everyone thought I was nuts.

 

quit being so sexist

 

She’s either 42 or 43, his third marriage. Yes for about 8 years although they’ve been unhappy for about 7.5 of those. She’s been trying to isolate him from my sister and I for a while and she may have succeeded with this.

 

Mine also play endless card games.

 

I can handle cribbage. Because I can play one or two hands and move on. But 14-round Tic just pisses me off.

 

The girls have zero interest in doing anything that gets their hands dirty...