Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Imurhuckleberry

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    Im guessing this one.

     
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  2. Clown Baby

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  3. Imurhuckleberry

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    Lol...wrong message board.
     
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  4. Homo Erectus

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    Put a fleshlight in there and baby you have a stew going
     
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  5. Jigga

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    Soup just needs to talk college fantasy to get going
     
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  6. Daddy Rabbit

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    :fap:
     
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  7. Homo Erectus

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    Here is some of the artwork i own. Its a Kurt Vonnegut print in my hallway bathroom.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Clown Baby

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    Where’d you get it?
     
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  9. Homo Erectus

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    I forget..I got it online a long time ago after i saw/liked the signed copies his estate was selling on a website, but didnt have $10k to blow on it. I looked for quite awhile and found a normal print that i framed.

    Its alot easier to find Absolute Vonnegut posters, but the colors are different.
     
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  10. Clown Baby

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    Thank you. We are now part of the same karass.
     
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  11. BuckeyeRiot

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    millennium falcon
     
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  13. IHHH

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  14. BuckeyeRiot

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    Oh thank god, I don’t know what I’d do if random ND fan on the internet were laughing at the purchase I made and then posted about to make fun of myself.
     
  15. Imurhuckleberry

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    All these flavors to choose from and you go and went with salty.
     
  16. BuckeyeRiot

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    Calmer than you are.
     
  17. IHHH

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    Oh come on, it was just a little joke mate. I don’t think you are a virgin
     
  18. BuckeyeRiot

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    Well then the jokes on you.
     
  19. Imurhuckleberry

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    I remember this game from the human fly swatter. #old
     
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  20. bingbing

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    My wife had a 10 minute..edit..30 minute meltdown over me saying the 40+ year old brunette CNN reporter talking about the guy killing himself outside the White House was hot. Grow a fuckin backbone. I called her out on only following the weather guy's she thinks are cute and she said it's different. I said "Yeah cuz i'm not short and I look better." I'm sleeping alone...gonna hit up Netflix.
     
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  21. burnttatertot

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    been married long?
     
  22. bingbing

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    17 years...and she's still a jellyfish.
     
  23. Arkadin

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    They were both banging other people recently that was chronicled around here so it's a testy relationship
     
  24. NoNatty

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    Surprised she hasn’t killed you yet.
     
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  25. Imurhuckleberry

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    Mine had a meltdown because she scrolled through all my old profile pics and saw a picture of my ex.
     
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  26. NineteenNine

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    That’s kinda on you.
     
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  27. bingbing

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    Update....sleeping at my mom's cuz she apparently must be acknowledged as the most beautiful woman to ever exist. Imagine having this weak of a personality.
     
  28. TheFreak55

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    Congrats on the divorce
     
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  30. fish

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    Imagine being the guy who couldn't figure that out before marrying her.
     
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  31. bingbing

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    I'm 17 years into this....tonight is a walk in the park.
     
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  32. Imurhuckleberry

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    Shit. It was 2006. I didn't even remember that picture existed. Basically had the discussion that if she was that insecure about someone I haven't thought of in a decade then we were going to have problems. One of my favorite things about her is she can have a melt down, acknowledge that she acted crazy and then rally. Favorite part of the exchange was when she asked "you don't see any pictures of me with old guys in profile pics do you?"I'm look no, but to be fair I would have no effing clue as I've never dug through your old pics. Somehow, in the end, I ended up getting a pile of new nudes and an apology. She's a good woman.

    and I know there's rules. Before u ask I uploaded the pics for you to lemonparty.org. enjoy!
     
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  33. Cardeja12

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    What does your mom say about this?
     
  34. Degausser

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    I can't really agree with this. I'm not going on Facebook and deleting every picture with an ex when we break up. I think it's kind of weird and petty when people do that. My current fiancée also isn't insecure enough to care.

    She probably is, but she's never said anything about it, so we good
     
  35. TheFreak55

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    Was going to like this till the joke at the end
     
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  36. BiMaleStripper

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    bingbing is this the same woman who hit you over the head with a lamp ?
     
  37. Joe_Pesci

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    i seem to recall him posting about being worried that she might attack him in his sleep. not sure if that was a joke or not
     
  38. IHHH

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    I think everything is confirmed here, someone is going to die in this relationship
     
  39. NineteenNine

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    We should probably start taking bets on it then, right?
     
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  40. Imurhuckleberry

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    What kind of odds can I get that the wife ends up killing the mom in a jealous rage?
     
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  41. IHHH

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    Perfect
     
  42. Cardeja12

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    Oh man this has Dateline written all over it
     
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  43. dahldennsull

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    so has bingbing died? been a few days
     
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  44. Cheshire Bridge

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    The one time she tried, she failed. Iirc, she put a ton of his medicine / sleep serum in his drink one time and he passed out.




    Then said he deserved it.
     
  45. TheFreak55

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    is this real
     
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  46. Tobias

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    she spiked a drink of his one time i believe
     
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  47. One Two

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  48. Cheshire Bridge

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