Chip Kelly to UCLA

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  1. ColeTrickle

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    i.e. we are clinging to every rumor that takes the offense out of Tim Beck's hands
     
  2. SugarShaun

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  3. * J Y *

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    :pray:
     
  4. Joe_Pesci

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    4th and goal from like the 1. let's have kenjon run at nick fairley.
     
  5. Joe_Pesci

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    i still love chip obvi
     
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    Love him but he was stubborn as hell at playcalling.
     
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  9. Joe_Pesci

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    No shit
     
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    Least shocking thing I’ve read in awhile
     
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  11. TC

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    Cliffs?
     
  12. mb711

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    Chip Kelly is weird
     
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    Desean Jackson probably isnt the best judge of character tbqh
     
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  14. jrmy

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    Why?
     
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  15. TC

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    I want more information but I don't click links. Guess we've reached an impasse here
     
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  16. Joe_Pesci

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    the headline is essentially the whole story. this might be an upgrade for chip, since iirc chip was apparently a racist the last time dj was talking about him in public
     
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  17. TC

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  18. mb711

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    Guy asking Desean about Chip Kelly
    Desean Jackson: Chip Kelly is a weirdo, he's a big time weirdo
    [​IMG]
     
  19. TC

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    I guess I was wanting some underwear with dickholes in them or something
     
  20. Dominicano

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    That was your QB not Chip
     
  21. boone

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  22. theseasonisover

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    It happened with all of them HTH.
     
  23. jrmy

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    That's kind of one of the big parts of his offense is using the read to beat the best man up front if you can't block them.
     
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  24. Fecta23

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    Im pretty sure Chip is on the spectrum.
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

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    Yeah the fucking bloody amazing spectrum
     
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  26. Fecta23

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    This. But also the Autism one.
     
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    Nothing about his personality ever said "spectrum" to me
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

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    It’s your salty jealous brethren‘s hot take
     
  29. Dominicano

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    Examples outside of Fairly? I remember Chip neutralizing Barr pretty good
     
  30. Dominicano

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    Since when does being an asshole = "on the spectrum"
     
  31. Fecta23

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    Lack of social awareness often leads to being perceived as an asshole. There is a whole curb episode about it.
     
  32. Joe_Pesci

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    He could be mildly autistic. It seems equally likely that he's a football lifer and a private person who doesn't like having to play the Head Football Coach character in public.

    There was some story about him a while back that talked about how people he worked with at Oregon for 5 years or whatever knew virtually nothing about his life outside of football other than that he liked beer.
     
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  33. Dominicano

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    He seems fully aware of being an asshole and just doesn't care
     
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    The consummate runner up
     
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  35. BellottiBold

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    Yea I never got the sense he was being oblivious in his social interactions.
     
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  36. jrmy

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    If I were a football coach and had to spend so much of my life in the public eye and interacting with media types questioning what I’m doing while having an elementary grasp of the game...I’d probably be an even more obnoxious version of Chip Kelly
     
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    No one’s trying to steal your shit when it doesn’t work
     
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  40. Bulworth

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    There have been a few in-depth articles about Chip, with interviews by people who know him pretty well and it's readily obvious, he's not on the spectrum.

    Take that for what you will.
     
  41. TC

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    Welcome to Hollywood
     
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  43. Chewie

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  44. Jack Parkman

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    :doge:
     
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  45. DAT.ass

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    Can’t fill your staff with a bunch of 60 year old men now a days and expect to win recruiting wars
     
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    Some very thorough evals going on in Westwood
     
  47. Chewie

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    Quarter of that staff was at Oregon and they’re not changing anything. They wait until they get senior year film with a lot of prospects.

    That may have worked years ago but times are a changing and they need to adapt, especially with the early signing period. They’re best hope is to get Jayden Daniels to commit and get things started. Most top Cali prospects are leaning USC (as usual), Stanford, Washington or Oregon.
     
  48. Joe_Pesci

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    they only want men of ucla

    and possibly deanthony thomas, if they can get him
     
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    USC’s class kinda sucks dick too
     
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  50. Daniel Ocean

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    El Oh El. We are all worried and working in on the buyout. We will tell Jayden Daniels never mind