Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. Room 15

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    Call an emergency plumber?
     
  2. Joystick Izzy

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    We have a maintenance service that we pay $100/yr for and they will come out tomorrow for a free inspection. Every emergency plumber I could find was gonna be $150 or more just to come out and look. As long as we don’t use the guest toilet or washer, it is fine. So I figured we can wait until tomorrow at this point. Just didn’t know if there was a DIY fix that I could try today while waiting.
     
  3. Room 15

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    Ah gotcha, thought it was actively flooding.
     
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  4. bigred77

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    heck of a way for them to force you out
     
  5. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    :feelsbadman:
     
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  6. C A N E

    C A N E Let justice be done though the heavens fall
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    prepare your anus
     
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  7. Druce

    Druce Fuck football.
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    Word of advice: keep all bed hardware together when moving so you can avoid having no fucking clue where 3 sets of bolts are for bunk beds/crib when moving into your new house. Fuck me.
     
  8. lhprop1

    lhprop1 Fullsterkur
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    Enjoy your brown and yellow ice cubes.
     
  9. a.tramp

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    Ziploc bag and then duct tape to piece of bed frame, rookie.
     
  10. bigred77

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    the undercounter ice maker that i put in place of a not working garbage compactor, is easily my favorite appliance
    but i dont think i coulduse it anymore if a toilet backed up into it
     
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  11. Joystick Izzy

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    Plumbing update: first company came out this morning. Said our plumbing sucks and we need to redo most of it. Estimated like $5k to my wife. I had my wife politely tell them to fuck off while we got a second opinion.

    Second opinion plumbing company said current setup isn’t ideal by any means, but it’s definitely functional. Took him like an hour to fix it and now we are good to go. :blessed:
     
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  12. Jigga

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    Well all the shit the last 2 months paid off. Had the house on the market for 7ish hours and already accepted a full asking cash offer
     
  13. Jorts

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    Damn, that was fast. Didn't think you were listing until later this spring
     
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  14. Jigga

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    Nope. Now just need to find a place. And make sure my choice wins
     
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  15. Jorts

    Jorts "Ask about my Mortgage Services"
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    Well, it will be “your house”
     
  16. Doug

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    Figured this was a good a place as any to ask - has anyone used grocery delivery services yet? We just got shipt in my town, and they have 2 stores close by. The prices are slightly higher, and there is a delivery fee - but I have to assume it would still be cheaper by simply not letting my wife go to target for "3 things". Any experiences, advice, warnings, etc?
     
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  17. Baron

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    i hate your team
     
  18. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    we use the shit out of Amazon Fresh

    I typically buy my meat elsewhere, but their groceries and fruit/veggies are great
     
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  19. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    Averaging a statewide low of 2 fights a day with the wife since we decided to buy this new house. We are having fun aren’t we
     
  20. buffs

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    Has anyone removed asbestos tiles before? Worth it to deal with on my own or should I pay a pro way too much money to get them out of here?
     
  21. arrdub

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    It’s just lung cancer I mean who cares
     
  22. gocams

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    I have heard people will keep the floor and tile saturated with water as they take the floor up. Would also be a good idea to minimize air circulation I hear (turn off HVAC, no open windows until complete). Sometimes the tiles just pop up and its never "releases" the asbestos particles. What's the subfloor?

    One of the other alternatives is encapsulation. You can skim coat them and/ or put your new floor right on top.
     
  23. Room 15

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    Got my appraisal in for our sale price, which was a bit of a worry of mine. One more week and I’ll be leaving this thread (at least for the time being)
     
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  24. buffs

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    Subfloor is cement in the basement which I need to cut into to tie new bathroom into mainline. I’m planning on lining the area in poly and saturating everything. Basically I just want Funshot Residue to tell me I’m an idiot or give me some pointers.
     
  25. Festus McBadass

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    Closing today. I was at my house until 2am clearing shit out.
     
  26. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    This is me in one week. Feel like there’s lots to do still.
     
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  27. Festus McBadass

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    It’s overwhelming.
     
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  28. texasraider

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    update: I was given the "maybe I'll just go stay at my Mom's house until this is over" threat
     
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  29. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    The combination of your avatar with these posts makes me giggle.
     
  30. bigred77

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    WIN WIN!
     
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  31. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    [​IMG]
     
  32. Pharm

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    So the builders just formally accepted our building agreement yesterday. As long as all of the finances check out (they will) on our end they should be breaking ground within the next month or so. Pretty cool little community we got our selves into, supposedly they are bumping prices up 15% once they finish the model homes. We didnt get all the house we wanted, but we will likely move again before we ever need a bigger house. I mean it will be 2500 square feet. Already preparing for furniture and light fixtures etc because the builder charges way to much for decorative stuff. Im excited yet nervous at the same time.

    Also thanks Jorts for your help, I wish i could have used yall but im a pussy and didnt want to push back and not get closing cost and incentives covered although im pretty sure they cant give one company an incentive without another.
     
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  33. Festus McBadass

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  34. NDfanPSUgrad

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    I used to tell people that all the time while we lived with in laws as our house was being built. I said it in front of restaurant owner locally and they offered to buy my dinner. It’s nice to know that there are still nice people in this world. My wife wouldn’t let me accept it.
     
  35. Pharm

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    im trying to convince my wife for us to move in with some friends for final 3 or so months after our lease will be up. Only problem is i work from home so would make it diffiult
     
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  36. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    Why are you moving to Colombia?
     
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  37. Festus McBadass

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    Because I wanna go enjoy my life while I’m young enough to enjoy it. I have no responsibilities, so perfect time.
     
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  38. Room 15

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    :blessed:
     
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  39. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Translation: I enjoy booger sugar and prosties
     
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  40. -Asshole-

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    Anyone here gone through the process of building a house instead of buying?

    Anyone here handled being your own contractor?

    If so did you have a background in residential construction or construction management?

    We are looking at some properties and trying to gauge cost/sqft if we build compaired to cost/sqft of currely listed houses.
     
  41. Festus McBadass

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    I don’t partake in the drugs, but I’ll fuck a pro if I’m bored and don’t have anything to do.
     
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  42. Arkadin

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    Building your own house without knowing what you're doing would be a disaster...
     
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  43. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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    As with anything real estate related it’s al about the market you are in. Unless the land is cheap I would expect building will cost more.
     
  44. Joe_Pesci

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    :roll:
     
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  45. Festus McBadass

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    Ended up making about $3,500
     
  46. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Yeah, but now you don’t have anything. Sucker.
     
  47. gilstein21

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    Washing machine and dryer recs? Hate our current front loaders so we are going to top load. Reviews are all over the place for most we’ve looked at
     
  48. bigred77

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    my wife loves hers

    HTH
     
  49. Festus McBadass

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    :feelsgoodman:
     
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  50. One Knight

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    In my limited knowledge of Connor Norman 's story from various threads on TMB, no one deserves to enjoy life and sow some wild oats more than him. Enjoy that shit dude, stay safe.
     
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