Post a *PIC* of your latest purchase

I get on my own nerves. I stop posting in this thread sometime because I know I’m annoying the level of unsolicited detail I offer.

 

Crossover posting:

 

It annoys me when you don’t post so I’ve gotta actually look into the shit I want to buy myself.

 

Garlic

 

for real? Like a whole bulb or what?

 

New Echo came. I'm buying more of these. The Dish integration is so good. Only problem is once the kid gets old enough to clearly say "alexa" the thing will explode. She's already trying to ask it how long it takes bird eggs to hatch.

 

what did you end up going with?

 

So, how long?

 

Alexa is unsure. But we do have a very nice Robin's nest with 3 beautiful blue eggs we are monitoring.

 

14-28 days per Alexa

 

guess She misunderstood me too, betting the loud ass Tom and Jerry in the background played a factor.

 

Sounds super cute. Until she buys a bunch of shit on Amazon.

Also, Tom and Jerry? You’re a good dad.

 

Oh I'm certain I'm gonna have suspect charges soon.

And she has an ipad for 2 things ABCMouse and the GOAT Boomerang. She loves T + J, Scooby Doo, "Bunny Bugs", and PBS shows. HBO Sesame street is also her jam. My mornings are so nice.

 

I like that she autocorrected her pronoun to be capitalized.

 

That's just me typing with a kid on my left arm.

 

Update: I asked to play lullabies while the kid crashed. It rang up a xylophone version of Sweet Child O' Mine and she passed out. Amazon take all my money

 

Hybrid touring edition

 

What kind of tour you going on

 

He said a hybrid tour

 

The kind where my new job is going to have me driving all over Florida.

 

Condolences.

 

That's an exquisite anal toy.

 

It was white, when it arrived at my door

 

that changes nothing.

 

It changed me

 

I would hope. That is major girth. If that had no effect....I'd be at a loss for words.

 

Ugg ascot.

 

Also I snagged these today for a laugh and they are great

 

Rap snacks are awesome.

 

hahahaha. I Just checked their website. This is a venture I can get behind. I'd never seen them locally and the clerk said I was the first to buy them to her knowledge. Big fan.

 

Theyre all over ever independent gas station around here and they sell like crazy

 

I'm gonna guess they work here. I never buy chips but I went to get some for our special needs friends as bingo prizes today and saw them. Betting they start to blow up.

 

If anyone has a Banana Republic outlet by them, if you get on their website you can sign up to “spin the wheel” and get a discount code anywhere from 15% to 40%. There’s also a free $500 on there. I put in fake emails until I got the 40% off and practically robbed the place the other day. After their in store discounts, the 40% off, and using my old student ID I bought around $850 of dress shirts and whatnot for right at $199. The code shows up right away and you don’t need a working email, just put in random letters and spin.

 

They're soft and the soles are probably more durable than half of my shoes. Sizes up to 15.

https://www.zappos.com/p/sorel-sorel-dude-moc-grizzly-bear/product/8160269/color/382209

The ugly ones are cheaper.

https://www.zappos.com/p/sorel-sorel-dude-moc/product/8160269

 

the lifest of life hacks!

 

Lol at anyone buying something at BR without a 40% off coupon at minimum. They hand those shits out like candy.

 

I have the top ones and would wear them everywhere if I wouldn't get ostracized for doing so. The uppers might give out eventually, but the soles seem like they will last forever. I'm a believer.

 

Corporate retreat is at a nice island resort, on the itinerary the dress for dinner says “resort casual”. Do you wear a coat? Or suit no tie?

#Virginia Cavaliers #Stanford Cardinal #Vanderbilt Commodores

 

Spoiler

 

Guaranteed there is some guy who has dozen Hawaiian shirts in his closet that saw the invite and "One Shining Moment" started playing in his head.