My gf is from there: Apparently the police battered the door and shot the lock with a shotgun before realizing the door was unlocked but opened outwards.
Florida running up the score Two Sisters Allegedly Killed Their Father And Hid It For Years Before Confessing To A Man They Were Both Sleeping With https://www.buzzfeednews.com/articl...rida-sisters-kill-father-confess-to-boyfriend
Florida Man's Murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon https://fox59.com/2018/07/17/florida-mans-murder-was-really-elaborate-suicide-by-balloon-police-say/
Regarding the birthday one - mine was lame but it lead me to this gem that I hadn't seen before - "Florida man with no arms stabs tourist": https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...stabbed-tourist-florida-police-say/777235002/
I’m just going straight down google results Cops: Naked Florida man prompts airport evacuation after claiming he planted a bomb FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED AFTER HIDING LEGLESS, FUGITIVE GIRLFRIEND IN STORAGE BIN, DEPUTIES SAY
Naked, drunk, high, Florida man tries baking cookies on George Foreman Grill, starts fire. “Out emerged a naked man who just responded with “I’m sorry” and closed the door” https://thetakeout.com/naked-drunk-florida-man-fire-george-foreman-grill-1828886244
Mine seemed pretty tame: Florida man faces 10 years in prison for cruise assault Until you read the details: A Florida man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for sexually abusing an intellectually disabled woman on a cruise ship. yup, seems about right
Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article228166959.html includes shocking video!
I agree, but it's equally as stupid to be rapping about shooting up a football game/campus with everything that's going on in this country right now.
I never said it wasnt dumb. I'm just saying that if the new standard is to arrest people for song lyrics, I'm not ok with that.
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So happy for Ahrielle. And her husband definitely looks like a Jeremy. Sorry to all you people named Jeremy.
Is there anything more romantic than giving your hand to your soon to be ex-wife, to help her up your trucks flatbed?
I mean the father of the bride and groom walking his sister down the aisle has to got to be up there.
Group forcibly tattoo racial slur on man’s neck — and spell it wrong, police say Spoiler: Florida OCALA, Fla. — Sheriff’s deputies in Florida have arrested the third of four people wanted for allegedly tattooing by force a misspelled racial slur on a man’s neck. Brandon Dwayne Hayley, 28, of Fort McCoy, Fla., was arrested Monday on warrants for aggravated battery, armed robbery and two counts of battery. On Wednesday, he was being held in the Marion County Jail in lieu of a $40,000 bond. A 41-year-old man told deputies in late January that, on Jan. 24, he was staying at a home in Salt Springs when Hayley; Lucian “Luke” Evans, 40; Brett “Wolf” Singleton, 45; and Mary “Beth” Durham, 35, entered the home and shut the door, according to Marion County Sheriff’s Office reports. Get the news delivered to your inbox: Sign up for our morning and afternoon newsletters The man, who is white, said they told him they were going to cover a gang tattoo — the “CWB” patch for Crazy White Boys — on his neck with another one, according to an arrest report. Evans, he said, pulled a knife from a sheath on his belt. Evans and Hayley held him down while Singleton began tattooing his neck, the report says. The man told deputies he was moving too much and fighting against being tattooed. At that point, he said, Hayley hit him with something and knocked him unconscious. He woke up briefly, and Durham was tattooing his neck, he recalled. He heard her say, “I’ve never done this before.” And someone answered, “It’s OK. It doesn’t matter.” An investigator described the resulting tattoo, which had failed to cover up the “CWB,” according to the report. It was an expletive and then the N-word, except they got the N-word wrong, spelling it with only one “g,” like the landlocked West African nation. The man told deputies the intruders also took his cellphone. Evans was arrested in February. He admitted being at the residence and gave the names of the others who were there, according to the Sheriff’s Office. Evans said the incident lasted 30 to 45 minutes. He remains at the Marion County Jail on charges related to this case and to an unrelated one. Durham was arrested April 18 on charges of aggravated battery and robbery with a firearm. She, too, remains at the jail. Deputies are still searching for Singleton. The battery charges against Hayley involve incidents that occurred after the tattoo. On March 11, while deputies were looking for Hayley, a woman told them that he head-butted her, knocking her to the ground, and repeatedly punched her in the face and chest, and grabbed her neck, according to the Sheriff’s Office. She told him she was calling 911 and he ran from the property. On March 31, a different woman told deputies Hayley was upset he could not go to work because his vehicle had been repossessed. She said he grabbed her by the throat, pinned her against a wall and slapped and punched her in the face, according to MCSO. She woman said Hayley left before deputies arrived. https://www.dispatch.com/news/20190...-on-mans-neck---and-spell-it-wrong-police-say
Lived down there for a few and don’t ever remember seeing anything remotely close to this. I feel robbed.
Woman pulls gator from pants when cop asks if she has ‘anything else’ Not to be outdone by the #FloridaMan, a #FloridaWoman pulled this alligator out of her pants Monday morning during a traffic stop after being asked the standard "Do you have anything else?". She also had 41 3-stripe turtles in the vehicle. FWC responded to take over the investigation. PUNTA GORDA, Fla. – Wildlife officials are now investigating after a woman pulled an alligator out of her pants during a traffic stop in Florida, according to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office. The bizarre gator-smuggling case came to light after deputies asked the woman, who has not been publicly identified, a standard law enforcement question: “Do you have anything else?” The 25-year-old woman then pulled foot-long reptile out of the yoga pants she was wearing, according to WBBH. She also had 41 small three-stripe turtles in the vehicle, deputies said. The woman was riding with a 22-year-old man who deputies say rolled through a stop sign in Punta Gorda, leading to the traffic stop. The man allegedly told deputies the pair had been scavenging for frogs and snakes. After citing the driver for the moving violation, WBBH reports deputies were making sure they didn’t have any protected species when they found the alligator and turtles. Florida Wildlife and Conservation officers responded to the scene and continue to investigate.