Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. Joe_Pesci

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    I wonder if he's bipolar or has borderline personality disorder
     
    #1451 Joe_Pesci, Sep 7, 2019
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  2. dallasdawg

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    what
     
    #1452 dallasdawg, Sep 7, 2019
  3. Clown Baby

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    He has CTE
     
    #1453 Clown Baby, Sep 7, 2019
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  4. Joe_Pesci

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    Thousands of players have cte and they dont act like this
     
    #1454 Joe_Pesci, Sep 7, 2019
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  5. Clown Baby

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    Brandon Marshall has borderline personality disorder and didn’t act like this
     
    #1455 Clown Baby, Sep 7, 2019
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  6. Joe_Pesci

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    Oh ok
     
    #1456 Joe_Pesci, Sep 7, 2019
  7. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Aaron Hernandez was a serial killer
     
    #1457 Teflon Queen, Sep 7, 2019
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  8. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Can we do the thing where we blame his behavior on cte caused by the antique helmet?
     
    #1458 racer, Sep 7, 2019
  9. Sean Connery

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    Bucs can’t afford Brown, for those suggesting he lands there. Also Brown and Arians has some weird media feud a few months back.
     
    #1459 Sean Connery, Sep 7, 2019
  10. seanofthedead86

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    #1460 seanofthedead86, Sep 7, 2019
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  11. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    #1461 It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens, Sep 7, 2019
  12. Jack Parkman

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  13. Jack Parkman

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    :awshucks:
     
    #1463 Jack Parkman, Sep 7, 2019
  14. D. Silver

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    He's going to the Pats isn't he?
     
    #1464 D. Silver, Sep 7, 2019
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  15. lfriend

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    He lost his fucking mind when his guaranteed money ran out in Pittsburgh, and forced his way out of Oakland when they voided the guarantee.

    Don't think Belichick is gonna load it up for him. AB is probably going to an incredibly stupid team.
     
    #1465 lfriend, Sep 7, 2019
  16. infected donkey

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    Or he might suck it up for a year and get a ring then go full retard.
     
    #1466 infected donkey, Sep 7, 2019
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  17. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Maybe AB has us all fooled. He signed with the raiders for a bunch of money, planned to stay through preseason and see if they’d be any good, then had a plan to get himself cut loose and head to a contender if they weren’t.
     
    #1467 racer, Sep 7, 2019
  18. Jack Parkman

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    KILL ME

     
    #1468 Jack Parkman, Sep 7, 2019
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  20. ashy larry

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    of course
     
    #1470 ashy larry, Sep 7, 2019
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  21. Gunners

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    Oh man
     
    #1471 Gunners, Sep 7, 2019
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  22. danny2430

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    Lol fuck this I’m done with this season already
     
    #1472 danny2430, Sep 7, 2019
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  23. Jack Parkman

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    Will he play tomorrow vs his old team?!
     
    #1473 Jack Parkman, Sep 7, 2019
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  24. infected donkey

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    Has to sit out this week.
     
    #1474 infected donkey, Sep 7, 2019
  25. Jack Parkman

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    #1475 Jack Parkman, Sep 7, 2019
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  26. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    has to sit out a week I believe they said on twitter
     
    #1476 afb, Sep 7, 2019
  27. mmm

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    As predicted...I’m guessing Rosenhaus has been working on this for a while.
     
    #1477 mmm, Sep 7, 2019
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  28. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Yes!
     
    #1478 nofatchildren - cissp, Sep 7, 2019
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  29. Joe_Pesci

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    Lmfao yes
     
    #1479 Joe_Pesci, Sep 7, 2019
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  30. TheGrifter

    TheGrifter It's a trick. Get an axe.
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    #1480 TheGrifter, Sep 7, 2019
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  31. Jack Parkman

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    #1481 Jack Parkman, Sep 7, 2019
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  32. bcuga

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    Of course he goes to the Pats
     
    #1482 bcuga, Sep 7, 2019
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  33. Handcuffed

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    :roll:
     
    #1483 Handcuffed, Sep 7, 2019
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  34. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I give it 5 weeks
     
    #1484 Beeds07, Sep 7, 2019
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  35. Tman12

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    :roll::shocker::bzzzz:
     
    #1485 Tman12, Sep 7, 2019
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  36. Jack Parkman

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    #1486 Jack Parkman, Sep 7, 2019
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  37. dump

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    #1487 dump, Sep 7, 2019
  38. Doc Louis

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    At least the league isn't rigged or anything
     
    #1488 Doc Louis, Sep 7, 2019
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  39. Bruce Bowen

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    Brown will bring down the dynasty from within :pray:
     
    #1489 Bruce Bowen, Sep 7, 2019
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  40. JohnLocke

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    That quick? You almost got to wonder that Rosenhaus and Brown were already working on this before he was released
     
    #1490 JohnLocke, Sep 7, 2019
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  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Not worth my fucking time. Dump is retarded.
     
    #1491 Beeds07, Sep 7, 2019
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  42. Tman12

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    :bzzzz::shocker:
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    #1492 Tman12, Sep 7, 2019
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  43. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    This is awesome.
     
    #1493 electronic, Sep 7, 2019
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  44. Jack Parkman

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    #1494 Jack Parkman, Sep 7, 2019
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  45. Truman

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    #1495 Truman, Sep 7, 2019
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  46. seanofthedead86

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    That signing bonus has got to be contingent on something.
     
    #1496 seanofthedead86, Sep 7, 2019
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  47. Corky Bucek

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    Antonio Brown and the Patriots reached agreement on a 1-year deal worth up $15 million that includes a $9 million signing bonus, per source.

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    Adam Schefter, ESPN Senior Writer2m ago
     
    #1497 Corky Bucek, Sep 7, 2019
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  48. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    Fuck the Pats. That is all.
     
    #1498 BP, Sep 7, 2019
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  49. The Hotch

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    Can Tom Brady throw deep?
     
    #1499 The Hotch, Sep 7, 2019
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  50. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Nm
     
    #1500 devine, Sep 7, 2019
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