CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. afb

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    Truman
     
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  2. Truman

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    what?
     
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  3. gordon bombay

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    Not to mention the 21,000 people that "voluntarily" aren't taking a paycheck. I wish someone would explain how 21,000 people decided to voluntarily do that.
     
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  4. Fudd

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    Remember my friend from St. Louis who got turned away for a test despite a 103.7 fever and difficulty breathing?

    His temperature hit 106.1 today and they finally gave him a test. Positive, obviously. They sent him home with a prescription fever reducer and ephedrine to assist with breathing.
     
  5. NCHusker

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    Holy shit
     
  6. $P1

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    The most skeptical of hippos
     
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  7. afb

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    he needs a steak recipe
     
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  8. joe-

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    isn’t that brain damage territory?
     
  9. Fudd

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    He's texting me, he is obviously very ill and it is possible that he mistyped, but he did indeed have 103.7 a couple days ago.
     
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  10. $P1

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    I mean, it's certainly possible...but geezus.

    I still can't believe they didn't test him at 103.7.
     
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  11. joe-

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    did you check it and see

    that he’s got a fever of a hundred and three
     
  12. Homo Erectus

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    Looks like 107.6 is definite brain damage, but thats still pretty damn high.
     
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  13. joe-

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    he’s a cardinals fan so he was probably already there lmbo
     
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  14. Cornelius Suttree

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    I thought your brain starts to boil at that temperature
     
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  16. laxjoe

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  17. JGator1

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    People were saying it was a hoax or that everything was exaggerated even after the NBA shut down. They seriously believed a bunch of billionaire owners were okay with halting the season and costing themselves tons of money just to hurt the economy and subsequently Trump. There's no logical way to arrive at that position and be able to function in society.
     
  18. Todd Bonzales

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    Just embrace it once and for all. You’re the steak reference guy, I’m the “anything butthole” guy. I’m long since retired from the butthole stuff game, but I get tagged for it relentlessly. Thank god DUCKMOUTH took up the mantle so intensely over the last year or so. Roll with it, babe. Bite the soap, Truman. Make them look like dicks.
     
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  20. Fudd

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    LEAVE YOUR FUNNIES FOR WHEN IT'S NOT EFFECTING ME PERSONALLY YOU INSENSITIVE CORNHUSKING BULLY
     
  21. ned's head

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    People are dying, but our politicians are working hard for their constituents

     
  22. ashy larry

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    I think that’s celcius
     
  23. joe-

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  24. ohbluefan

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    Holy fuck I couldn’t imagine the chills and body aches at 107. I think my highest ever was 104 and they put in the hospital for a day....can’t wrap my mind around 107.
     
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  25. timo

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    No?
     
  26. Todd Bonzales

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    I’ve never even been to Vegas, but I’ll take it. Suck my nuts, LeVelle.

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    Reno.

    Cool.
     
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  28. timo

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    One week from today: "Coronavirus Patients On Board Carnival Cruise Hospital Ship Stricken With Norovirus and Novel Foot Fungus."
     
  29. Cornelius Suttree

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  30. ButchCassidy

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    I'm going nowhere:feelsbadman:
     
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  31. Josey Wales

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    Think i had 101 with the standard flu a few years back and it was pretty much the worst I’ve ever felt. Can’t even imagine 103
     
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  34. Fudd

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    He got his legs mangled by an IED in Sangin, he's been through worse regardless of his temperature.
     
  35. blotter

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  36. bertstare

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    Why are you surprised by this? When the option is cut the current workforce vs. re-neg on post-grad hires...
     
  37. IanBoyd

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    cut open the bag and boil it in milk

    :truman:
     
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  38. Josey Wales

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    That’s adorable and also makes getting old really fucking depressing.
     
  39. enjj

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    Then by your definition hunting with a rifle or a bow and arrow qualify as sports. Same as horseshoes. And F1 and NASCAR.
    All are activities.
     
  40. THF

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    Correct me if I am wrong but aren’t some Drs suggesting to let a fever run it’s course with this virus?

    The fever is the body’s natural way to slow the spread of the virus as it attacks it. Isn’t fighting the fever (when it is t 107) counter productive to what the body is doing to fight it?
     
  41. laxjoe

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  42. ohbluefan

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    Out of curiosity I googled highest temp ever....115 F. from a guy that had a heat stroke and he lived.
     
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  44. TYdeFan05

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    I hit 105.4 °F when I had an SMVT (blood clot in the superior mesenteric vein that transports blood away from the intestines), my bowels stopped working, and I was close to going septic. Worst I’ve ever felt, and I’ve had kidney stones and a ruptured appendix.

    The rigors when my temperature peaked were so bad I thought I was going to crack my back molars.
     
  45. shawnoc

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  46. Weedlord420

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    the body is protecting itself at all cost. Like shutting heat off to your extremities in severe cold. For some, the end results (brain damage) would not be a level of survival they are willing to accept.
     
  47. Cornelius Suttree

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    I'm not necessarily surprised by it. Disappointed and saddened by it though
     
  48. Cornelius Suttree

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    is that a stick figure family on a BMW?