CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    wash your hands before you shave? Seriously how is this a real question?
     
    #32651 Daniel Ocean, Mar 31, 2020
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  2. bertstare

    bertstare Non-hick Bert
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    Do you support the social distancing measures and shutting down the economy? If so, this is a by-product of that. Money doesn’t grow on trees despite what some ITT believe
     
    #32652 bertstare, Mar 31, 2020
  3. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    #32653 Taques, Mar 31, 2020
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  4. Tug

    Tug Well-Known Member
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    I have a money tree though
     
    #32654 Tug, Mar 31, 2020
  5. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    I don't think anyone on this board actually believes there is some tree in the wild that produces money
     
    #32655 Cornelius Suttree, Mar 31, 2020
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  6. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    Does the fed count as the wild though?
     
    #32656 BellottiBold, Mar 31, 2020
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  7. bertstare

    bertstare Non-hick Bert
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    Lol have you met Tobias or @simple Joe
     
    #32657 bertstare, Mar 31, 2020
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  8. Cousin Eddie

    Cousin Eddie Lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
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    Money printer go brrrr
     
    #32658 Cousin Eddie, Mar 31, 2020
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  9. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    #32659 Cornelius Suttree, Mar 31, 2020
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  10. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Checkmate, lib.
     
    #32660 UncleJesse, Mar 31, 2020
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  11. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    Haha thought the same damn thing
     
    #32661 BlazingRebel, Mar 31, 2020
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  12. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    k mart bert makes a fool of himself again
     
    #32662 joe-, Mar 31, 2020
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  13. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Money doesn't grow on trees but it also isn't real so
     
    #32663 NCHusker, Mar 31, 2020
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  14. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    If you support social distancing please do not make any comments about how things about it suck thank you
     
    #32664 NCHusker, Mar 31, 2020
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  15. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    So when are they sending out Trump bucks
     
    #32665 Bo Pelinis, Mar 31, 2020
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  16. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Everyone knows money grows off of a vine like watermelon
     
    #32666 chuckmasterflex, Mar 31, 2020
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  17. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Bertstare liking my sarcastic post making fun of him is peak bertstare
     
    #32667 NCHusker, Mar 31, 2020
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  18. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    the right is getting better at irony and it’s making the left nervous
     
    #32668 joe-, Mar 31, 2020
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  19. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Freshly picked.

    [​IMG]
     
    #32669 UncleJesse, Mar 31, 2020
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  20. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    mmmmm. i'd stab a mf'er or 3 for a good watermelon about right now.
     
    #32670 Crepeswithasmile, Mar 31, 2020
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  21. Weedlord420

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    I believe that all money was created a long time ago in a country very far away and must be safeguarded from the unwashed masses like the limited resource it is.
     
    #32671 Weedlord420, Mar 31, 2020
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  22. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    You usually don't see money with the rind still on. Making me hungry.
     
    #32672 chuckmasterflex, Mar 31, 2020
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  23. billdozer

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    3 weeks
     
    #32673 billdozer, Mar 31, 2020
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  24. BleedinGreen

    BleedinGreen Detroit, Michigan State, and Celery
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    Had my weekly grocery store run this afternoon and saw multiple people wearing N95s. Enraging. Local hospital was desperately calling for donations just yesterday.
     
    #32674 BleedinGreen, Mar 31, 2020
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  25. bertstare

    bertstare Non-hick Bert
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    I agree with your statement, thus it gets a like
     
    #32675 bertstare, Mar 31, 2020
  26. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    i have a money tree you idiot
     
    #32676 Tobias, Mar 31, 2020
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  27. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Leave your Animal Crossing exploits out of this
     
    #32677 $P1, Mar 31, 2020
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  28. bertstare

    bertstare Non-hick Bert
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    I thought the same thing when I saw this last week (young people at Publix near GT). But we don’t know if those people have underlying health issues
     
    #32678 bertstare, Mar 31, 2020
  29. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    My fil has to wear them to do any type of yard work because his asthma is so bad. He’s not wearing them out because he’s not allowed to go anywhere.
     
    #32679 Hoss Bonaventure, Mar 31, 2020
  30. BleedinGreen

    BleedinGreen Detroit, Michigan State, and Celery
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    Only way I could condone it is if you have significant pre-existing conditions and no one to go for you (which everyone basically does with food delivery options). Even then you can still just do curbside.

    These two ladies were just meandering through the frozen pizzas...
     
    #32680 BleedinGreen, Mar 31, 2020
  31. Savage Rob Chubb

    Savage Rob Chubb Aubren
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    Trees produce a lot of money hth
     
    #32681 Savage Rob Chubb, Mar 31, 2020
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  32. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i haven't upgraded yet i grow coins like tubers
     
    #32682 Lyrtch, Mar 31, 2020
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  33. Tug

    Tug Well-Known Member
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    I don’t have that game (yet).
     
    #32683 Tug, Mar 31, 2020
  34. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    I have an illuminati coin and that’s worth more than any money tree
     
    #32684 bertwing, Mar 31, 2020
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  35. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    how soon is now?
     
    #32685 Daniel Ocean, Mar 31, 2020
  36. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    I say every American gets a 100k no matter how rich or poor. Let’s just do it and see what happens.
     
    #32686 DUCKMOUTH, Mar 31, 2020
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  37. Tug

    Tug Well-Known Member
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    I have an Illuminati coin tree too
     
    #32687 Tug, Mar 31, 2020
  38. rulethirty

    rulethirty UCF and Alabama are basically peers.
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    You want more tiger kings? Because that’s how you get more tiger kings.
     
    #32688 rulethirty, Mar 31, 2020
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  39. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    #32689 Bruce Wayne, Mar 31, 2020
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  40. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    Everyone except that bitch Carole Baskin
     
    #32690 Jake Scott, Mar 31, 2020
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  41. billdozer

    billdozer Well-Known Member
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    [​IMG]
     
    #32691 billdozer, Mar 31, 2020
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  42. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    It’s the 30trillon dollar stimulus plan that would work
     
    #32692 DUCKMOUTH, Mar 31, 2020
  43. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Treat America like we on an Oprah giveaway show
     
    #32693 DUCKMOUTH, Mar 31, 2020
  44. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    A few weeks ago? I send my friends a text at 2:01pm today that I don't remember sending. The entire text was:

    "I am going to fucking murder someone."

    I don't remember being that mad at anybody today. I think I blacked out.
     
    #32694 ~ taylor ~, Mar 31, 2020
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  45. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    I actually hate that they use Pastor like it's a respectable title in these stories

    It's just a job
     
    #32695 Joe_Pesci, Mar 31, 2020
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  46. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
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    tenor (4).gif
     
    #32696 WhiskeyDelta, Mar 31, 2020
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  47. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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    You taking requests?
     
    #32697 Cornelius Suttree, Mar 31, 2020
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  48. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Well-Known Member
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    Republicans playing 4d chess all over the DemocRATS once again
     
    #32698 Weedlord420, Mar 31, 2020
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  49. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I’ve been taking my temp daily and I’m around 95.5-97. Cannot fucking imagine if I hit 105.
     
    #32699 slogan119, Mar 31, 2020
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  50. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    #32700 Icculus is a Bammer, Mar 31, 2020
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