Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. IHHH

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    these places piss me off, one of my favorite thing about traveling to other cities is discovering the local places, the real local places that people really go to and not just tourists. It sucks when people just assume everything is great just because of a name.

    but I like a chili dog without the sausage once in a while. But it’s really not a chili dog.
     
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  2. devine

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    I would be shocked by this but I’ve been desensitized to everything after hearing people eat chili with cinnamon rolls
     
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  3. cutig

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    I went there once because of the hype it got. Never again after that. I don't understand it at all.
     
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  4. ashy larry

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    i think it’s one of the places your mamaw and pappy had to take you to to eat at the lunch counter. absent that it’s a generic-ass subpar hotdog joint.
     
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  5. THEBLUERAIDER

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    It’s obviously A
     
  6. Name P. Redacted

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    It’s fucking delicious
     
  7. southside

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    B sounds like a worse version of a sloppy joe on the wrong shaped type of bun
     
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  8. Blaster

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    On Friday night I was over at my girlfriend's house drinking with her and her roommates, one of whom really dislikes me. I'm not sure why but I think it is because we disagreed once about an answer playing bar trivia. She was wrong.

    We are all sitting on the back porch and I'm having a conversation with her boyfriend about he we spent most of the quarantine watching highlights on Youtube. I mention Charles Barkley, and she jumps in the conversation to say HAHAHA do you mean Gnarles Barkley!? I tell her no and start laughing, so she pulls out her phone then triumphantly shows me the wikipedia page for gnarles barkley. I look at her boyfriend, who has a look of complete disbelief on his face, then we start cracking up and make fun of her for the rest of the night while she glowers at everyone and drinks too much rose
     
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  9. texasraider

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    I’d certainly ask for my money back if I ordered a chili dog and got no dog
     
  10. Capstone 88

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    How is it a chili dog without the essential ingredient which makes it a chili dog?
     
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  11. Jimmy the Saint

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    Shoving a bunch of chili in a bun and calling it a chili dog is more repulsive than putting chili on spaghetti.
     
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  12. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    How do they manage to keep the chili from getting all over them?
     
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  13. tylerdolphin

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    I still haven't quite recovered from finding out this is a thing.
     
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  14. ned's head

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    Isn't that just a sloppy joe?
     
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  15. Whammy Business

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    In a slightly better delivery system.
     
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  16. dathalfnukkahd

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    Guys, its a chili dog, without the dog.
     
  17. ashy larry

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    look at this shit

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    (there’s no dog under that chili)
     
    #10817 ashy larry, Jun 7, 2020
    Last edited: Jun 7, 2020
  18. BayouMafia

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    ok this is getting out of hand

    somebody needs to stop these people
     
  19. Rabid

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    It doesn’t even look like chili.
     
  20. Homo Erectus

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    My name for it would be..

    It's just chili, dawg
     
  21. Shawn Hunter

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    I don’t know what that is but it sure as fuck isn’t chili
     
  22. Homo Erectus

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    Looks like something in the bad food porn thread
     
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  23. burnttatertot

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    Looks tasty to me, but I have been eating PB&J for dinner every night for years so what do I know.
     
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  24. NoNatty

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    that’s ground beef on a bun.
     
  25. El Tiburon

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    I think it's time you explain to your wife's family that a proper chili dog is when you drop some diarrhea on her chest then proceed to titty-fuck her. This will bring the debate to a conclusion for all time.
     
  26. Kylebw1

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    Not my favorite place but over many years I’ve probably eaten at skins thirty or so times. I always ask for two with just chili and hot sauce and it always has a dog under the chili. Never seen someone get one without the weenie. Don’t drink coke often but the worst part of the place to me is that they only serve pepsi. A hot dog needs a coke
     
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  27. Clown Baby

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    Who is the absolutely insane human who originally ordered a deconstructed hamburger with none of the fixings on a hot dog bun
     
  28. infected donkey

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    I randomly tried the chili with cinnamon rolls thing after a guy from work (he's a north central kansas native) said it was the best thing ever. It complimented the chili but it's not a thing I'd personally put the extra effort into making again. 2/10 would not do again.
     
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  29. ashy larry

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    if you ask for a chili dog there you get what’s in that picture
     
  30. Cooler

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    That’s basically a maid-rite in hot dog form. So it’s a sloppy joe without the sauce bc I’m pretty sure maid-rites are just an Iowa thing.
     
  31. CF3234

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    This makes skyline almost look edible.
     
  32. Weedlord420

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    I’m at a loss. Like; do you put the chili on top of the cinnamon rolls? Or just eat the chili and have cinnamon roll on the plate on the side like it’s a dinner roll but it’s actually a cinnamon roll? With icing and everything?
     
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  33. Cardeja12

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    Isn't that called a loose meat sandwich or something? That's what they call it in Nebraska maybe?
     
  34. tylerdolphin

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    I feel like anytime I give that few fucks about what I'm eating I'll just open a can of Vienna sausages way before i eat that shit and I'd feel like I came out way ahead.
     
    #10834 tylerdolphin, Jun 8, 2020
    Last edited: Jun 8, 2020
  35. tjsblue

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    First off, if I had this place in my town I would go every day and order it and when it didn’t come with the dog I would get into a semantic argument with the workers about how there isn’t a dog and demand a dog. Rinse repeat.

    Second, my wife orders a “chili cheese coney” with her 3-way at Skyline. Which is to say a Skyline version of what is being discussed. I think because the Skyline hotdog is a disgusting boiled and rolled POS. Three ways are great and so is Skyline for the record.

    Let’s talk about a Chicago hot dogs. Because I want a Chicago dog right now.
     
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  36. dahldennsull

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    right on the side baby. Even in our elementary schools
     
  37. Pharm

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    Hot dog place in my home town just called it a chilli bun which makes sense.

    Loose meat sandwich or whatever is called a scrambled hamburger in my house.

    We typically did that a good bit when using deer meat bc it doesn't patty well we the fat content we had.
     
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  38. ButchCassidy

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    How is it a chili DOG without the dog?? Also, there's no cheese on that ground beef sandwich. 0/10.
     
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  39. Kylebw1

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    This damn thread i was going to go to Skins today but am saved since it’s closed Mondays
     
  40. ashy larry

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    i like to imagine they close on Monday to boil all the dogs for the week
     
  41. texasraider

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    and then throw them away to make sure no one gets a dog with their chili dog
     
  42. ashy larry

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    they bottle the hotdog water and sell it. those weird upstate fucks do the pickle juice flick but with doggy water
     
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  43. texasraider

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    :gross:
     
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  44. Pharm

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    Wait is this true
     
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  45. billdozer

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    Never heard of or seen this at a Skins. Doesn't mean the don't do it.
     
  46. Henry Blake

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    Didn't think I'd be googling pickle juice flick this morning but here we are...
     
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  47. ashy larry

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    it’s on the secret menu
     
  48. One Two

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    Does it come with a chocolate starfish?
     
  49. HotMic

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    A. B is called a chili cheese sandwich.

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    Chili Cheese Sandwich
    A steamed bun with our original secret-recipe chili, diced onions, and mustard topped with shredded cheddar cheese
     
    #10849 HotMic, Jun 8, 2020
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  50. Deuce

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    I think you just described hell.
     
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