Would you suck a D for $1 million

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by fuxstockings, Mar 28, 2021.

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Would you?

  1. Yes.

    159 vote(s)
    75.0%

  2. No.

    53 vote(s)
    25.0%
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  1. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    Never realized how many cock suckers we had on TMB.
     
    #101 Buster Mahomes, Mar 28, 2021
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  2. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Not sucking the dick just seems incredibly selfish to me. Would I want to do it? No. Would I do it for the benefit of those I care about? Absolutely.
     
    #102 dblplay1212, Mar 28, 2021
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  3. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    You were never the only one.
     
    #103 dblplay1212, Mar 28, 2021
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  4. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    I’d suck a dick like my life depended on it for 1 million. Also ur girlfriend clearly has no idea what it means to be homosexual
     
    #104 CaneKnight, Mar 28, 2021
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  5. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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    What if it's ATM, you guys still in? We need to find that line you wont cross so I can belittle you for it.
     
    #105 burnttatertot, Mar 28, 2021
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  6. Phil Brickma

    Phil Brickma 4th cousin to Ed Orgeron's step-sister
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    I've done it for cheeseburgers, so yeah.
     
    #106 Phil Brickma, Mar 28, 2021
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  7. Taffy

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    Obligatory:
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    #107 Taffy, Mar 28, 2021
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  8. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    #108 dblplay1212, Mar 28, 2021
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  9. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    #109 AptosDuck, Mar 28, 2021
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  10. Phil Brickma

    Phil Brickma 4th cousin to Ed Orgeron's step-sister
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    Glad someone got it
     
    #110 Phil Brickma, Mar 28, 2021
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  11. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    I’m so happy you survived that accodnet
     
    #111 dukebuckeye, Mar 28, 2021
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  12. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    #112 BuckeyeRiot, Mar 28, 2021
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  13. Phi Mus Love Boones Farm

    Phi Mus Love Boones Farm Well-Known Member
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    #113 Phi Mus Love Boones Farm, Mar 28, 2021
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  14. zachary

    zachary <3
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    lol “im not gay so i wont suck a dick for a million dollars” yeah you’re super gay
     
    #114 zachary, Mar 28, 2021
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  15. Imurhuckleberry

    Imurhuckleberry Avid spectator of windmill warriors
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    In this economy with this kind of upcoming inflation and lumber prices what they are?
     
    #115 Imurhuckleberry, Mar 28, 2021
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  16. Napoleon Bonerfart

    Napoleon Bonerfart Well-Known Member
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    If you wouldn’t power through 20-30 minutes of something that you’re not enjoying that couldn’t harm you in any way for a life changing amount of money then you have an emotional problem.
     
    #116 Napoleon Bonerfart, Mar 28, 2021
    Last edited: Jun 4, 2021
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  17. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    I can’t retire on a million and I’m not a whore. Sorry if you are.
     
    #117 War Grundle, Mar 28, 2021
  18. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    what about the other monetary thresholds? 5 mill? 50?

    sex work is still work boyo
     
    #118 Lyrtch, Mar 28, 2021
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  19. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    #119 Joe Withabee, Mar 28, 2021
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  20. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
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    The crowd that thinks it's the action and not the attraction that makes you gay are telling on themselves, and don't even realize it

    Daniel Ocean This isn't a shot at you as you clearly just don't want to do it.
     
    #120 CaneKnight, Mar 28, 2021
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  21. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    I’d go live on Facebook idgaf
     
    #121 TrustyPatches, Mar 28, 2021
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  22. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    cost of living here is cheap a million tax free would be enough to buy a house and not really have to work again and live comfortably

    i would do this if the person promised to just get rid of my student loans which someone needs to let the president know maybe it will sway him
     
    #122 Tobias, Mar 28, 2021
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  23. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    i accidentally clicked no but i’d like to go on record and say i’d do it for a few rare top shot moments
     
    #123 fucktx, Mar 28, 2021
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  24. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    I would probably argue that sucking a dick for 30mins would have some long term effects for me. Also, who is to say that it’s completely harmless? STDs ain’t real?
     
    #124 IowaHuskerFan3, Mar 28, 2021
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  25. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    the ongoing cravings might get bad i hear you
     
    #125 Lyrtch, Mar 28, 2021
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  26. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    More than one dick? Jesus
     
    #126 kinghill, Mar 28, 2021
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  27. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    i’d suck a dick on live tv for a mil idc
     
    #127 fucktx, Mar 28, 2021
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  28. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    30 mins? Christ, man, why would it take you so long?

    Pretty sure I wouldn't have to take 30 minutes.

    Alright this is getting weird.
     
    #128 kinghill, Mar 28, 2021
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  29. Taffy

    Taffy Token Brit poster
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    37 dicks?!
     
    #129 Taffy, Mar 28, 2021
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  30. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    #130 kinghill, Mar 28, 2021
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  31. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    You apparently have very little confidence in your abilities. I'd have that thing done in 5 or fewer. No doubt.
     
    #131 wes tegg, Mar 28, 2021
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  32. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    I’d be ashamed of myself if I couldn’t get a dude off in less than 30 minutes.
     
    #132 El Tiburon, Mar 28, 2021
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  33. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    They’re going to end up a sucker one way or another
     
    #133 racer, Mar 28, 2021
  34. zachary

    zachary <3
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    we should all try it on each other and see who can do it the fastest!
     
    #134 zachary, Mar 28, 2021
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  35. Napoleon Bonerfart

    Napoleon Bonerfart Well-Known Member
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    For a million bucks, I’d even take my time.
     
    #135 Napoleon Bonerfart, Mar 28, 2021
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  36. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I don’t think it makes anyone gay. It’s also not proof of some latent homosexual desires I have. I have been dirt poor. I was on public assistance when I had two kids, went to school and worked a dead end job. So I know there are things I wouldn’t do for the mighty dollar.

    Just something I would never do. You probably know how I grew up and know a lot of guys like me that think that’s a line they would never cross.
     
    #136 Daniel Ocean, Mar 28, 2021
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  37. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    I mean absolutely

    also, can I wear earplugs?
     
    #137 Fancy, Mar 28, 2021
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  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    can’t believe we almost lost this type of analysis. The world is a better place with you in it. Glad you’re okay.
     
    #138 Daniel Ocean, Mar 28, 2021
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  39. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    I just asked my wife and she says I’m glad I said no.
     
    #139 War Grundle, Mar 28, 2021
  40. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    ask her boyfriend if he’d do it
     
    #140 Fancy, Mar 28, 2021
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  41. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Nah, you drew Greg Olson.
     
    #141 racer, Mar 28, 2021
  42. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Whore your self out. I make enough I don’t need to do that.

    I don’t enjoy sucking dick.
     
    #142 War Grundle, Mar 28, 2021
  43. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    so you have tried it?
     
    #143 Lyrtch, Mar 28, 2021
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  44. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    Vigorously.
     
    #144 Iron Mickey, Mar 28, 2021
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  45. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    10 good dick suckings
     
    #145 Iron Mickey, Mar 28, 2021
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  46. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    lmao at the edit, emotions getting the best of him, masculinity on thin ice
     
    #146 Lyrtch, Mar 28, 2021
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  47. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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    50 gets me to think about, sure. One just isn't gonna cut it.
     
    #147 burnttatertot, Mar 28, 2021
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  48. nexus

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    hell I’d do it for a new basketball coach
     
    #148 nexus, Mar 28, 2021
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  49. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    Very secure male culture on the skids
     
    #149 Iron Mickey, Mar 28, 2021
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  50. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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    I should clarify - Millions, not dicks.
     
    #150 burnttatertot, Mar 28, 2021
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